is seriously considering taking his dust bunnies to the vet to have them spayed and neutered!!

is deeply concerned about people with their heads up their own asses,they could suffocate ya know

Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it

ummm...why does fubar look like facebook? WTF is this!

trust me, when i think of something witty to say, you'll be the first to know...

Remember when people on here used to actually visit someone's page, rate them & say thanks? I don't either & your mom's a whore!

"Act surprised when I come in"

shhhh....movie

8/26/48 - 2/25/03 Miss you Mom

might actually level soon...I'd ask for help, but I don't have boomerangs or 11's or tits, so I gotta do it myself.

damn mosquitos.... annoying little blood suckers.... remind me of my ex-wife

giving a f*&% has never been a problem for me. giving a f*&% about the wrong people...that's a flaw I've never fixed

"Tila Tequila suffers cuts, but escapes juggalos attack"....even I couldn't think of something that silly

preseason football....like methadone to a heroin addict...not quite the real thing lol

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I hope she knows just how much she means to me, and that I need her more than she knows.

I have a superpower! It's the ability to bring out the inner-@$$hole in people...when I figure out how to use it on command, you're all doomed...I am a quick learner lol

been reading the requirements to level up...so at what point do we find out about Xenu? fubar has turned into scientology lol

Now I'm FORCED to choose between this Angel/Demon crap??

RIP Dio \../