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seizure hangover...won't be leaving the chair too much. Enjoy your weekend!
8 hrscomment
Come oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn...FRIDAY! :D
1 daycomment
They laughed at me when I kept the port-o-potty that got fished out of the swamp. Then...their septic went out. Bet my swamp port-o-potty ain't seeming so bad right about now
2 dayscomment
The suspense is killing me...deliver the damn door, already.
3 dayscomment
finally...I'm sellin' melon like a gellin' felon
3 dayscomment
I hope it rains tomorrow.
4 dayscomment
$800 for an old door?! Am I being punked?
6 dayscomment
$80 for three mini helmets...yes, please lol ^5
6 dayscomment
BINGOOOOOOOOO! I have Dr. Zaius's Pantaloons! *holds them over my head*
May 16, 2024comment
It's Rudy's birthday...he said he just wants to sniff ass all day
May 16, 2024comment
May 15, 2024comment
OoO...Tax Bill Day ^5 ...UhOh...*looks over* Tax Bill Day.
May 14, 2024comment
I shan't be ingesting shellac again any time soon...safety first next time
May 14, 2024comment
I suspect I accidentally huffed...
May 12, 2024comment
Chest pain chair Kim...
May 11, 2024comment
YaY! Friday! Part Deux...
May 10, 2024comment
That moment when you open the door first thing in the morning and there's a policeman...and you have to decide whether to fake a coma or pretend you are deef.
May 10, 2024comment
Staging a coup to take over the basement...I'm the Basement Overlord!
May 9, 2024comment
Today...was...AWESOME!!!
May 6, 2024comment
*points* there is a picture of naked people "doing it" in my scroll...
May 6, 2024comment
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