Alcohol doesnt make you fat, it makes you lean...against tables, chairs and walls

Alcohol doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean...against tables, chairs and walls

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin

Dont trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover Jimmy Breslin

‘Don’t trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.’ Jimmy Breslin

This damn thing is pissing me off!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

‘It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.’ George Burns

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” George Burns

"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway

"Everyone's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." WC Fields

" If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon " WC Fields

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'If I had to live my life over, I'd

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a salo

'Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite and furthermore always carry a small snake' WC Fields

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her " WC Fields