Cracked ribs absolutely suck it. :-(

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I too was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth.

Kaitlyn Jenner: If Trump doesn't support the LGBT community, I'm coming after him! Trump: Dude, you haven't got the balls!

Morgan Freeman offered to narrate my life story. I told him no thanks, I was having Samuel L Jackson do it, there's just a whole lot of mother f*ckers in it.

I hate you you backwoods asshat!