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That1NJGuy's Status
I apologize for being absent. Work is being work
May 14, 2024comment
Happy Mother's day to all you awesome Moms!
May 12, 2024comment
Bake a cake with rum and nobody cares. Bake a cake with laxatives, and everybody loses their sh*t
May 3, 2024comment
Phish is going to tour with Styx. It's going to be the Phish Styx tour
Apr 24, 2024comment
420 - Weed be good together
Apr 20, 2024comment
Life without passion is a slow death
Apr 11, 2024comment
While we're at it, don't look directly at me either. I may hurt your eyes too
Apr 8, 2024comment
Earthquakes. We're good. Full of wtf, but we're good
Apr 5, 2024comment
April Fu's!!!
Apr 1, 2024comment
Happy Easter 🐰 FUs
Mar 31, 2024comment
Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC, or something current?? ;)~
Feb 22, 2024comment
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
Feb 18, 2024comment
Mardi Gras then Valentines??? Man, there's some debauchery going on! ;)
Feb 14, 2024comment
Cold??? Go stand in a corner, it's 90 degrees. :D
Jan 17, 2024comment
As we kick '23 to the curb, welcome '24. Welcome the memories with old and new friends, welcome the endless opportunities and possibilities.
Dec 31, 2023comment
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing. It's on the house. :D
Dec 7, 2023comment
My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably haunted and cursed too
Nov 25, 2023comment
Wishing all blessed & safe Thanksgiving
Nov 23, 2023comment
The best things in life aren't things
Nov 15, 2023comment
To all the veterans, thank you for your service!
Nov 10, 2023comment
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