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Did you know that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid can't stop!!!
Oct 16, 2023comment
I just heard today that the cemetery was raising their prices due to an increased cost of living!
Sep 1, 2023comment
Out of all the food that tastes like chicken, why don't eggs?
Aug 26, 2021comment
Hello all, have a great day!
Feb 1, 2021comment
Happy New Year!!!
Dec 30, 2018comment
Hello FU world
Aug 21, 2018comment
Good Monday morning, Summer must be near it's getting hotter every day.
Jun 11, 2018comment
Sunday is a fun day, at least around here. Have a great one.
Jun 10, 2018comment
Friday, finally Friday, hope all of you have a great night!
Jun 8, 2018comment
Just got back from Georgia, Ft Benning. Thanks to all of our soldiers, I am glad you are on our side.
Jun 8, 2018comment
Sure Happy It's Thursday, or aka my shit day!
May 31, 2018comment
Wednesday already, almost there!
May 30, 2018comment
Tuesday, Taco Tuesday is my favorite.
May 29, 2018comment
In memory of all those who made the ultimate sacrifice, We are the home of the free because of the brave.
May 28, 2018comment
Time to make the donuts. Will see you all later.
May 25, 2018comment
A nurse recently pulled a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and said, 'some as***le has my pen!'
May 25, 2018comment
Finally Friday again! Enjoy your weekend!!!
May 25, 2018comment
Once again I say 'shit" Sure Happy It's Thursday! Have a great one everybody.
May 24, 2018comment
Drinking, gambling, enjoying fast company, then just goofing off the rest of the day!
May 22, 2018comment
Back to drinking only on days that end in Y.
May 15, 2018comment
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