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Sep 4, 2011comment
I am going to go ahead and assume that everybody who rates me, likes me, or even looks at my page wants to have dirty sweaty sex with me.....
Jun 5, 2011comment
I am going to go ahead and assume that everybody who rates me, likes me, or even looks at my page want to have dirty sweaty sex with me.....
Jun 5, 2011comment
Who am I?
Jun 3, 2011comment
I am starting to consider the idea of deleting my acct....
Jun 2, 2011comment
Rage.
Jun 2, 2011comment
Yes, that is "fuck off" that you see written on my forehead.
May 30, 2011comment
fuckin bored and in need of rescue!
May 30, 2011comment
been rated below a 10 twice today, think I may go cry into my chocolate milk!
May 21, 2011comment
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
May 20, 2011comment
Gaming! Like a Boss!
May 18, 2011comment
got a 100% on my math test cause I haz teh smert!
May 12, 2011comment
my internet provider should be FUCKING ASHAMED of their services....
May 8, 2011comment
I haz teh boored.... HALP!
May 8, 2011comment
I am fucking bored! Somebody entertain me!
May 6, 2011comment
stumbling....drools...
Apr 13, 2011comment
bed
Apr 13, 2011comment
fucking depressed, fml
Apr 12, 2011comment
5 million pts to go, fuck it, who am I kidding.....
Apr 11, 2011comment
I think I missed it, and that makes me sad
Apr 11, 2011comment
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