ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLET ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS AND THE MIDDLE ONE IS FOR YOU LOL

RATE/LIKE/FAN/RATE ANY HELP PLEASE POLISH LIKE MY BLING

need help with filling my fame stars please

hell i am just looking for help with achievement points lol

the best part about humans is they'll lick each other's buttholes but request a new fork if it falls on the floor ..................lol

TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:1 Forget the past.You cant change it. 2 Forget the present i didn't get you one.......lol

My children want a cat for Christmas,normally I cook a turkey but hey ,whatever makes them happy !!

IF TWO PEOPLE WITH THE CLAP HAVE SEX.....iS THAT CONSIDERED A ROUND OF APPLAUSE??????? ASKING FOR A FRIEND LMMFAO??

LADIES WHEN IT COMES TO DOGGIE STYLE I AM BEHIND YOU 100%

PLEASE DON'T SEND NUDE'S JUST SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR MEDICINE CABINET SO I CAN SEE WHAT I AM UP AGAINST HAHAHA

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes,that would be boring. SPEND 30 SECONDS IN MY HEAD, THAT WOULD FREAK YOU RIGHT OUT.

ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLET ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS AND THE MIDDLE ONE IS FOR YOU LOL

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. i cant remember the last time i ate a monkey..

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL ORGASM DAY..ARE YOU COMING ????

DOES ANYONE WANNA GO HALFSIES ON AN ORGASM ??????

IF SOMEONE HAS A TOE FETISH AND THEY CHEAT ON THEIR PARTNER. DOES THAT MEAN THEY GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT ????????

MONDAY MONDAY

Instead of an elaborate funeral I just want a casual wake and bake.

ashes to ashes dust to dust p#ssy ain't pizza so don't eat the crust lmmfao

I PUT A NEW SKYLIGHT IN MY APARTMENT. THE PEOPLE ABOVE ME ARE FURIOUS.