Vacation is over. On my way home… :(

I’m going on vacation for a couple weeks…. Might not be fu-ing much.

Taco and Tequila Tuesday!

Happy Sunday!

I could really use a few more Bombs… TIA

I’m baaaaaack…

Going to be “out of pocket” for a few days…. Have fun!

Happy “Sinko de Mayo”!

In case you hadn’t noticed, I usually forget to update my status…

Actually working this week, so fu-ing will be greatly reduced…

Happy Fu-February!

Happy New Year Fu Friends!

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Happy New Year fu people!!

More holiday driving…

Driving today, so not much fu-ing going on...

Merry Christmas everyone!!

To all those who served (or are still serving) in the USA armed forces and Merchant Marines, thank you for your service and sacrifice. Let us all remember that freedom isn’t free. THANK YOU!

Grandpa was driving with his 7 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He asked, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "ASSHOLE !!" afterwards.

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him. "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"