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AkimmuhTheHun's Status
*hits the gong* commence last quiet time schedule
12 hrscomment
3 more days and I am outta here *spikes football* vacation!
2 dayscomment
Probably a good thing I'm blocked from that...
6 dayscomment
F*ck...it IS only Thrusday
Sep 19, 2024comment
HA! I won a bling.
Sep 17, 2024comment
The hunters have been tres intrusive this weekend...tres.
Sep 15, 2024comment
Guy wants one of my sewing machines maybe...now I want the sewing machine again.
Sep 13, 2024comment
Freaking hunters woke me up before dawn...BEFORE dawn
Sep 13, 2024comment
I should be done by lunchtime...then I'm taking the WHOLE weekend off
Sep 12, 2024comment
So, I get up to leave the doctor's office...and I went to shake her hand...and she leaned in and hugged me. I've never had a doctor hug me before...
Sep 10, 2024comment
Cardiologist...better f*cking clear me for rehab. I demand I be allowed to move furniture and mow lawns and stuff.
Sep 10, 2024comment
I...am...so freaking busy. It's like...Christmas.
Sep 9, 2024comment
New schedule: I have to be quiet until at least 3p dinnertime breakfast.
Sep 5, 2024comment
And so begins a hunting season...
Sep 1, 2024comment
Hey alright! I just got the first pre-insurance bill from my last heart attack....$94k.
Aug 31, 2024comment
This should be fun...I'm not even sure my legs can make the movements to drive this new clutch.
Aug 24, 2024comment
Great...some d*ckhead got me sick. TO THE CHAIR!
Aug 22, 2024comment
Aw! Someone called me Most Kindly Kim...it's like they know me lolololol SH'UP SCARABUS! *shakes fist*
Aug 19, 2024comment
Aug 18, 2024comment
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