is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

is over it

cant sleep

is laid back

is having a jello pudding pop mudder flufer

doesn't use his time wisely

so bored, even a cave woman could do me.

playing hooky 2 day

is easily distracted

wondering if 2 people can fit under a rock

enjoying a lazy day

penny slots suck