| Title | Status | Views | Comments | Votes | Results | |
| Good guard dog | expired | 153 | 5 | 8 | | German Shepard |  50.0% (5 votes) |
| Rottweiler | 30.0% (3 votes) |
| Doberman | 10.0% (1 votes) |
| Chihuahua | 10.0% (1 votes) |
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| clown show | expired | 146 | 5 | 2 | | Hillary | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Trump | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Cruz | 0% (0 votes) |
| Sanders | 0% (0 votes) |
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| The lessor evil | expired | 151 | 4 | 2 | | Hillary | 66.7% (2 votes) |
| Sanders | 33.3% (1 votes) |
| Trump | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cruz | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Cruz control | expired | 157 | 3 | 7 | | put us back to Dark Ages | 71.4% (5 votes) |
| be ok | 28.6% (2 votes) |
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| Trump presidency | expired | 147 | 4 | 8 | | WW3 | 87.5% (7 votes) |
| we'd all get rich | 12.5% (1 votes) |
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| Old Cowboys | expired | 100 | 4 | 0 | | Gary Cooper | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| John Wayne | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Richard Boone | 0% (0 votes) |
| William Boyd | 0% (0 votes) |
| Smiley Burnett | 0% (0 votes) |
| Gabby Hayes | 0% (0 votes) |
| Tom Mix | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Hitchhiker | expired | 100 | 23 | 4 | | Hell no! | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| of course I would! | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| maybe | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| What's the beef? | expired | 93 | 51 | 7 | | Ignore mumms | 52.9% (9 votes) |
| no it's a Holy site | 23.5% (4 votes) |
| mumms are sacred | 17.6% (3 votes) |
| I'm a MummCop | 5.9% (1 votes) |
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| If a tree falls | expired | 4 | 22 | 5 | | slip away if dead | 44.4% (4 votes) |
| check for life | 33.3% (3 votes) |
| call for help | 22.2% (2 votes) |
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| Going on Italian Cruise? | expired | 100 | 5 | 3 | | stay on solid land | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| go | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| Have your head examined | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| Captain Coward | expired | 6 | 31 | 3 | | No | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Maybe | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Easter bunny is real | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Yes | 14.3% (1 votes) |
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| Who to vote for? | expired | 5 | 46 | 7 | | Obama | 26.7% (4 votes) |
| Donald Duck | 26.7% (4 votes) |
| Santorum | 20.0% (3 votes) |
| Three Stooges | 20.0% (3 votes) |
| Ron Paul | 6.7% (1 votes) |
| Romney | 0% (0 votes) |
| Gingrich | 0% (0 votes) |
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| what's for supper. | expired | 96 | 7 | 1 | | arroz con gandules | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| tacos | 50.0% (1 votes) |
| Lechon asado | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Home schooling | expired | 5 | 7 | 4 | | yes | 50.0% (3 votes) |
| I don't care about Fluffy! | 33.3% (2 votes) |
| no | 16.7% (1 votes) |
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| Catastrophic future? | expired | 4 | 23 | 12 | | Option B | 66.7% (8 votes) |
| Option A | 33.3% (4 votes) |
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| Broncos vs Patriots | expired | 4 | 9 | 13 | | yes | 58.8% (10 votes) |
| not a snowballs chance in hell | 23.5% (4 votes) |
| maybe | 17.6% (3 votes) |
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| Best Motorcycle | expired | 97 | 5 | 2 | | Harley-Davidson | 50.0% (2 votes) |
| Honda | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Indian | 25.0% (1 votes) |
| Yamaha | 0% (0 votes) |
| BMW | 0% (0 votes) |
| NSU | 0% (0 votes) |
| Yamasaki | 0% (0 votes) |
| Suzuki | 0% (0 votes) |
| Other | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Best guard dog | expired | 106 | 10 | 4 | | German Shepard | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Rottweiler | 28.6% (2 votes) |
| Collie | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Wolf | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| Chihuahua | 14.3% (1 votes) |
| American bulldog | 0% (0 votes) |
| English bulldog | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cocker Spaniel | 0% (0 votes) |
| Coyote | 0% (0 votes) |
| Poodle | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Trees | expired | 101 | 14 | 0 | | joshua | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Arizona cypress | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| all of the above | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| oak | 0% (0 votes) |
| elm | 0% (0 votes) |
| willow | 0% (0 votes) |
| mulberry | 0% (0 votes) |
| pine | 0% (0 votes) |
| eucalyptus | 0% (0 votes) |
| china berry | 0% (0 votes) |
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| To discipline a child | expired | 92 | 13 | 4 | | Old fashioned whipping | 33.3% (4 votes) |
| take privileges away | 33.3% (4 votes) |
| time outs | 16.7% (2 votes) |
| show by example | 8.3% (1 votes) |
| or what? | 8.3% (1 votes) |
| paddling | 0% (0 votes) |
| beg child to behave | 0% (0 votes) |
| yell at child | 0% (0 votes) |
| threaten child | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Best place to live? | expired | 102 | 13 | 8 | | beach | 50.0% (8 votes) |
| mountains | 37.5% (6 votes) |
| plains | 6.2% (1 votes) |
| forest | 6.2% (1 votes) |
| desert | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Next President | expired | 103 | 18 | 2 | | Donald Duck | 37.5% (3 votes) |
| Obama | 25.0% (2 votes) |
| Cain | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Perry | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Paul | 12.5% (1 votes) |
| Romney | 0% (0 votes) |
| Bachmann | 0% (0 votes) |
| Gingrich | 0% (0 votes) |
| Biden | 0% (0 votes) |
| Cher | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Best home defense? | expired | 95 | 25 | 6 | | all of these | 47.6% (20 votes) |
| 45 automatic | 16.7% (7 votes) |
| 357 magnum | 11.9% (5 votes) |
| mean lil chihuahua | 7.1% (3 votes) |
| 50 cal. machine gun | 4.8% (2 votes) |
| momma's skirt | 4.8% (2 votes) |
| water pistol | 2.4% (1 votes) |
| ninja sword | 2.4% (1 votes) |
| machete | 2.4% (1 votes) |
| sling shot | 0% (0 votes) |
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| Snake | expired | 98 | 12 | 12 | | Option D | 30.4% (7 votes) |
| Option A | 26.1% (6 votes) |
| Option B | 26.1% (6 votes) |
| Option C | 17.4% (4 votes) |
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| Politicians exempt? | expired | 4 | 9 | 23 | | Nay | 65.2% (15 votes) |
| Yay | 34.8% (8 votes) |
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| CPR for an animal? | expired | 3 | 52 | 49 | | Yay | 77.6% (38 votes) |
| Nay | 22.4% (11 votes) |
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