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49 Year Old · Male · From Satellite Beach, FL · Joined on June 8, 2006 · Born on April 10th · 323 referrals joined!

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Let me lick it for a minute if u don't like it i promise i'll stop!

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I wash my dick really good with zest would u suck it?
No!!
Dirty cock sucker!!

I cant give u 16 in. and make it hurt but i can give u 8 in. twice and punch u in the back of the head

49 Year Old · Male · From Satellite Beach, FL · Joined on June 8, 2006 · Born on April 10th · 323 referrals joined!

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You scored as Maggot. Your are a true Maggot! You love and worship the band Slipknot!

Are You A Slipknot MAGGOT?
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You scored as The reaper. You are the reaper the most feared creature of death. You are feared by many and love it

Vampire

100%

The reaper

100%

Ware wolf

63%

Which creature of death are you?
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You Are 94% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.

The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw

100%

Hannibal Lecter

70%

Leatherface

60%

Michael Myers

40%

Jason Voorhees

40%

Freddy Krueger

40%

Pinhead

40%

Captain Spaulding

40%

Candyman

30%

Buffalo Bill

20%

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Snot - Stoopid - Lyrics

Spray the masses with gunfire
Foreign pigs will live in fear
They never learn
Light the match, flames burn higher
I need to exterminate the queers
My stomach turns
Would not heed your worthless cries
Strike with fear, 'cause I won't wait your misery
Stick your fingers in my eyes
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see

Yes I'm prompted by my own self-doubt
I need to hate them because they're strange
They never learn
I have plucked my own eyes out
I live a life that's ruled by rage, my stomach turns
Powered by ... elders lies
Strike with fear 'cause you know I won't wait your misery
Stick your fingers in my eyes because ...
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see

Spray the masses with gunfire
Foreign pigs will live in fear
They never learn
Light the match, flames burn higher
I need to exterminate the queers
My stomach turns
Would not heed your worthless cries because
Strike with fear, no I won't wait your misery
Stick your fingers in my eyes
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see

Just like somebody blind by ...
Like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see
Just like somebody blind by ...
No, no, no you cannot ...
Just like somebody blind by ...
Like somebody blind by ...
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see
Just like somebody blind by hate, you know ...
You know the...
You know the...
You know they cannot see

Just like somebody blind by ...
Just like somebody blind by ...
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see
Just like somebody blind by ...
Just like somebody blind by ...
Just like somebody blind by hate, because you ...
Fry
No, no because you ...
Fly ... yeah

If you'd open your eyes
Then maybe you can see, yeah ...
A figment of ... closed minds
You know education is the ...
Key
Hate sparks will create fire
Why can't you let them be?
I see your stoopid blind
I know you cannot see

Prompted by my own self-doubt, huh
I need to hate them because they're strange
They never learn
I have plucked my own eyes out, say what
I live a life that's ruled by rage
My stomach turns
Powered by ... elders lies
Strike with fear 'cause I won't wait your misery
Stick your fingers in my eyes because
Just like somebody blind by hate
They cannot see

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