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Deacon Songs's blog: "this and that"

created on 02/03/2010  |  http://fubar.com/this-and-that/b328944  |  1 followers

Riddle this?

Sam Sham and his new bride Samantha were racing down a country road toward the city. Suddenly Sam's car began to sputter and cough, and finally stalled. Realizing his car was out of gas, Sam decided to go for help. before leaving, he instructed Samantha to lock all four doors and keep the windows rolled up tight. Sam returned to the car to find his new bride dead and a stranger in the car. The windows and doors still locked and closed, and the car undamaged. How did Samantha die, and who is the stranger?

discuss amongst yourselves and solve...yes this is for your final grade!! lol

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what is so unusual about this sentence? (aside from the fact that that it doesnt make sense)

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jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz.

 

What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end. and the end of every place?

the first person to give the answers to the questions will receive a pimp out if ya want it. leave answers/guess in blog

 

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grr rawr grrr

Just spent the last half hour or so searching the house for my sons school uniform! I tell him everyday to take them off after school, and put them in the hamper.. but nooooo do you think they do? Its like i gotta threaten them with something to get them to do it.

My phone is going all psycho on me, and seems to be possessed. by the time I was able to go to the sprint store, i call and of course they are closed. 

so now im watching the packer game.. finally.. its a damned shoot out. favre is airing the ball out everywhere, and so is rogers. its a good game, but seeing as i live in WHO DAT land i dont get to see many packers games now... I want them to win big. I swear if they lose in Over time this week im gonna burn my green bay hats and t shirts.. I SWEAR I WILL lol

and what the hell is up with the "MuMMers" group on FB?? people went all crazy today lol Im so glad i have my friends and we dont do the clique thing with each other lol

thank god for Bud Light tonight!! cheers everyone.. 

oh..and im stalled on going back to work.. bummer.. they have the boat on a dry dock, doing inspection and repairs to the underside of the hull... 

 

so as always,

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update on me

So... i have been working for a small boat company who has three boats that need a USCG inspection before they can go to work. Lots of rust to treat and many things to update or replace/repair. it will be a few months before the first boat is ready... 

I got my phone bill and there is something wrong with my internet. was barely on the internet for the month of september, as you may have noticed, and am being charged $179 overage fees...wtf?

not to mention my phone is malfunctioning to the point where the phone will just dial someones # or send pics...The touch screen will suddenly stall..and later catch up and all the times the screen is touched will suddenly activate, opening my contacts list, applying changes to cantact info, dialing the # or sending emials and multimedia to the contact...fun...

I am working, happy and things are going good... 

my birthday is on the 26th fyi...

i have a girlfriend... we get along epically!! 

kids are having issues in school, one son got suspended for punching a girl in the stomach today..

 

the anoying slore roomate lazy fat cunt bad mother irresponsible filthy nasty bitch is gone!!! yay... i owe the ex a bottle of soco.. lol i told her if the bitch was gone by the time i got home, id buy her one!

so for now, the most annoying things in my life are minor details and calls from collection agents.. but i can live with it till its taken care of

miss some of you... 

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been busy

well here i am, sitting on this boat workin..im glad to have found a job, but jumping in on a boat that has been neglected by the former crew leaves a lot of hard work to get it back to a nice boat again. I have been bustin ass in the ballast talks, trying to get them clean. they are bad.. oh yeah, i wouldnt  drink the water and barely wanna shower in it.  theres a lot of work to do here..

and since im back on the bayou, swamp land in which i used to live..i have to deal with half rate internet wirelss signal.. it sucks..so i havent even logged on for more than 10 minutes at atime... so..thats what i been up to..

anywhos, im exhausted..my nose is sun burned, my neck and shoulders are red and my body aches... but im getting paid and in better shape again lol

thats about all..in case ya noticed i wasnt around... 

 

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tardy slip

Some of you noticed I have been on less the last few days.. been busy. kids in school, home work, dinner baths and now they want to join cub scouts with the other boys in theor classes..cool, i was a boy scout. we thought we were cool and tried to use the playboy bunny as our troop symbol.. oh the 14 year old dumb idears...

so whats been going on in fuland? 

I think I landed a job, the owner of the company mentioned all I would have to do is pass a drug screen after the holiday weekend.. so keeps ya fingers crossed :)

 

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HALP

As you all know by now, im a jobless bum lol collecting unemployment, just cuz im too lazy to find a job...anyways (eye roll) I am requesting your halp. Since im not loaded with cash right now. I want to gets fumarried and I am a little short...well a lottle short. 70 credits is what i need to get fumarried so since its double points day, send me some bling credits please. anything, 5, 10, or a bling pack if you feel generous. 

THANK YOU

 

 

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and thanx to IcON for the boomerang ans also, KT is running a famp and boomerang so hit em..

and thanx To Slave Princess for altruizing me.. I am hopefully gonna level today, started with 14.5 million to go and now its something like 12.. so rate stuff and do me good :)

 

ps... i have the greatest friends on fu??? :P

I fail

So i tried to create my own Joke text.. with pics.. I got one the other day with a short message with some pics that coordinated with the text it was funny.. so i put some pics together on my laptop..and transfered it to the phone... well, the pic file wont send with the text for some reason...EPIC FAIL with out the pics. maybe its the wrong file type or too large..grrrrr 

so.. back to the drawing board i go.. 

 

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Ohio really is dumb

Ohio to test Chia Pet-like sound wall on highway

CLEVELAND — Ohio plans to build a sound barrier made out of soil and plants in the state's first eco-friendly attempt at muffling highway noise.

A spokesman for the state transportation department says the 12-foot high wall will be like a Chia Pet: Workers will water bags filled with soil and seeds and watch it grow.

The transportation department says the noise wall will be built this fall. It will span 400 feet along a westbound stretch of Interstate 70 near Columbus.

Wisconsin tried a similar idea. It built a sound wall made out of plastic forms filled with soil and plants, but removed it in 1996 after part of the barrier collapsed and weeds spread.

Information from: The Plain Dealer, http://www.cleveland.com

Copyright © 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Are you kidding me? I cant wait to hear how out of control the surrounding area gets!

Warning for men

Here is a statement that  is written on a glass from a bar called" The Bulldog" in New Orleans.. it reads as follows:

Police are warning all men who frequent The Bulldog to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any women

Many females use a date rape drug called "Draft Beer"

The drug is found in liquid foram and is available anywhere, but  is much more effective from the Bulldag. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman only needs to get a guy to consume a few units of beer, and then simply ask him to go home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, Men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male in to a longer term of servitude known as "marriage" Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered  and sex is offered by; the predatory females.

please forward this warning to every male you know.

 

I had a good chuckle reading this on the beer glass, and am forwarding this to everyone, so that us men can say to women, "we are on to you and will not be taken off into the sunset any longer, by the scam that has worked for centuries previous!"

LOL

 

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