THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES
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Boudreaux was walking down the wharf and he met up with Thibodaux. He says to Thibodaux, "Hey podna, how ya'll are?" Thibodaux says, "May ok." Boudreaux says,"And hows your wife?" Thibodaux says, "May my wifes an angel." Boudreaux says"You lucky, my wifes still living!"
Boudreaux and Thibodaux died and went to Heaven. When they got to the Gate, they met ol' Saint Pete. They said, "Saint Pete, beb, how you been?" and Saint Pete said, "Mais ok, sha, but ah got bad news for you Boudreaux. You been so bad on Earth, you got to spend all Eternity with a ugly woman." Boudreaux was pretty sad but he said, "Well, if ah hafto, ah hafto." So the next day him and his ugly woman was walking down the golden street when they saw Thibodaux and he was with Cindy Crawford! So Boudreaux went talk to Saint Pete. He said, "Saint Pete, sha, come see. Ah think we got a mistake here. How come Thibodaux gets Cindy Crawford and Ah got stuck with a ugly woman!" Saint Pete said, :"Aw, Boudreaux, you dont understand! Cindy Crawford got stuck with Thibodaux!"
Thibodaux was driving down the street one day when he seen a roadblock with a cop standing by a barricade. He walked up to the cop and asked "Whats going on?" The cop told Thibodaux "O.J. Simpson was in the middle of the street. He's depressed about losing his money and says he will douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. We're taking up a donation for him." Thibodaux told the cop "O.K. I got a gallon in my truck."
Thibodaux & Boudreaux go fishing in the lake. Boudreaux catches a lamp. So Thibodaux says Boudreaux rub the lamp to see what happens. A genie pops out and says you have 1 wish. Boudreaux says we could use a lot of money. Thiboduax says wait Boudreaux lets think of something real good, its hot and we are in the middle of the lake with nothing to drink. Lets turn the whole lake into beer. Boudreaux says no. Thibodaux says why not. Boudreaux says because we are going to have to pee in the boat.
One day Boudreaux and Thibodaux were in a bar celebrating. The bartender asked what are ya'll celebrating? Boudreaux said Hey cher, me and Thibodaux here put a puzzle together and it only took us two years! The bartender said well dont you think that is a long time to put a puzzle together? Boudreaux and Thibodaux said dats pretty good, cher. Dat puzzle box said 6-11 years.
Boudreaux was waiting by his house cause his wife was missing. Boudreaux heres a knock at the door, so he answers it. His buddy Thibodaux is at the door. Thibodaux says Boudreaux I got good news and bad news. The bad news is we found your wife drowned in the lake. The good news is when we picked her up out the lake she had 3 dozen crabs holding on, so bring some beer we are going to have a crab boil.
Boudreaux and Thibodaux went hunting in the woods. Boudreaux said Thibodaux I need to take a dumb. Thibodaux says go and hide behind that tree. Boudreaux says but Thibodaux what am I suppose to wipe myself with. Thibodaux says use a dollar. A while later Thibodaux says Boudreaux what is taking you so long. Boudreaux says I didn't have a dollar so i had to use 4 quarters.
One day Thibodaux and his family came to the city of New Orleans. Not knowing what to do first, they decided to go to the tallest building they could find. Once in, Mamma went off looking in some shops, while Thibodaux and his son browsed around together. After a bit, they came to these the big ole' Golden Doors. Pa says, Wonda wat dees here doors lead to? So, they stare at the doors for a few seconds until an old woman comes up to them. She pushes a button, the doors open, and she enters. The doors close. They notice numbers above the door start to change: 1........2.........3...stop and then resume back down.3.......2.......1..then the doors open! A beautiful young voluptous woman walks out! Son shouts Wow! Pa! You see that! Pa replies quickly, Yeah son! Hurry! Go get Yer MA!
Boudreaux lived on one side of the bayou and Clarence lived on the other side of the bayou. They were arguing across the bayou. Boudreaux tells his wife, Beb today is going to be the day that I will settle it with Clarence. So Boudreaux gets in his truck, drives to the bridge to cross the bayou. Boudreaux looks up at the sign on the bridge, reads it and goes back home. Boudreauxs wife says Boudreaux did you solve the problem with Clarence. Boudreaux says no beb they had a sign on the bridge that said Clearance 13feet 3inches.
