UNDERSTANDING THE 9 MOST IMPORTANT PHRASES THAT
WOMEN USE
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
However, five minutes is about three minutes, if you have just been
given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
"nothing"
usually end in "fine ".
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of "nothing".)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say "you're welcome".
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "F@!K YOU!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What 's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
because they know it's true
