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| | The great American beat down. |
| created @ 12/24/2007 07:36 am |
| mum expired. [EVERYONE] |
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| Well heres a testorone laiden question. Okay so you're in a bar, playing pool with your old lady. Theres this cat, hitting on your girlfriend/wife/boy you pay to dress like a girl/whatever. Hes had a few, hes about your size. You tell him thats your babe, he backs down. You keep on playing, after another hour or so, you look up and see your girl backed into a corner by this guy. Your man-o-meter is going off. You snatch this guy up and tell him to back off, sure enough he does. You keep on playing, another hour goes by. You hear your babe yelp, look up just in time to see your girl slap the shit out of him and pull his hand off her ass. You heft your pool cue like a mighty battle ax, the pretend viking helmet is in play. Now, would you rather beat this guy's ass using a sexy and exotic import like gong-dar, kung-fu, ju-jitsu, karate, whatever. you know, something fluid and graceful and makes you look like lethal grace personified. Or would you rather get patriotic with it, come in swinging with something Bruttally American, something that makes people refur to you as freight train of pain? You know boxing, whatever the hell kimbo does, good American barfighting. |
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