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| | The economy is so bad–that:þ |
| created @ 06/22/2009 07:03 pm |
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1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans..
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, finish your plate;
do you know how many kids are starving in the US?
10. Motel Six wont leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked insufficient funds,
you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. |
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