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There was a group of adults who were taking a computer science course at a community college.
After a few weeks of classes the professor decided to have some fun one day as a little learning activity and he divided them into their sex and he put the men on one side of the room and the women on the other side of the room and he said , "I want you all to do a project in the next ten minutes and I just want you to determine what 'gender' computers ought to me"
And so they deliberated and finally here came the men, they had voted unanimously that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender.
So the Professor said, "Alright, share with me your points. They had four points.
They said..... The reason wny computers should be spoken of in the feminine gender is because:
Firstly "No one but their Creator understands their internal logic"
The second reason was "When computers communicate with each other they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand".
The third reason the men gave was "Every mistake you make is stored on their hard drive for later retrieval".
The fourth reason they gave was "Because as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessorising it.
But the women had the last word on this subject.....
The women voted unanimously that computers must be in the masculine gender...WHY?
The women said "Firstly in order to get their attention you have to turn them on....
Secondly they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves....
Thirdly they are supposed to help you solve problems but half of the time they are the problem....
And finally "As soon as you commit to one you realise that if you had waited a little while longer you could have had a better model... LOL
