When you wake in the morning
And nothing is going right
Your wife is in you face
And you're ready to fight
You didn't get any pussy
The last three nights
You're balls is turning blue
and you have no idea just what to do
So you go into the bathroom
On your lunch break take out
your tool and you start to masterbate
Then your boss walks in and sees the whole thing
As you stand in the mirror
playing with your ding a ling
This the tha art of sucking
Know what I mean?
