| OK, I for one think its about time we revised and modernised the 10 commandments ..
things like 'Thy shalt not kill' should now read
'Thou shall not kill unless its the cheeky mofo hoody gangster youth that i have stumbled in on robbing my house'
'Honour thy father and mother' could be
Honour thy father and mother unless they have subjected me to a childhood of abuse and neglect'
etc etc etc
anymore ideas for a set of NEW commandments?
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