Interests
Confusing cats, camel spotting, overthrowing juntas, quelling rebellions, recharging batteries, playing guitar, reading repair manuals for cars I don't own, studying for my male stripper license, dealing with idiots, welding balsa wood, hanging out in Victoria's Secret pretending to shop for my "girl," tobogganing on sand dunes, air drumming, playing minor league hockey, and being my own brother that I never had.