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| created @ 03/22/2009 05:03 am |
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| A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted hervaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out ofembarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and thesurgeon agreed Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately callsin the doctor. "I thought I asked you notto tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her hehad carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was fromhim: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is frommy nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because shehad had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the thirdrose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." |
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