Well lets see, I dont like thinking of myself as one to have much to be said about himself. But for starters I have a hobby, past-time, passion, call it what you will, I love motorcycles. Ive been riding for almost 5 years now. I play guitar- well...If random notes and unorthodox string plucking is considered playing then yes...I play Guitar.

If your still reading, Im told by many people im a funny person, but personally im not quite sure. What I am sure of is im definatly good to be around to cheer people up. By either making them laugh of give them one of my situations that make theirs seem more tolerable.

Movies are merely another way of spending time I enjoy. A few movies I like are Boondock Saints, Underworld, Underworld Evolution, School of Rock , Napolean Dynamite , Fast and the Furious , XXX , 2 Fast 2 Furious , Dodgeball , Bader Santa , Super Troopers , the Austin Powers movies , Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2 , Spaceballs , Joe Dirt , Friday the 13th , American Pie 1 , 2 , 3 , Night at the Roxbury and there are plenty more.

Other fun facts about me are...

-I drive a '96 Dodge 1500
-I go streaking on a near unheathly and regular basis
-I used to play paintball until the 'incident', I combat bears while playing paintball on a near unhealthy and regular basis and refer to them as 'incidents'
-I lie about combating bears while playing paintball on a near unhealthy and regular basis that I refer to as 'incidents'
-i purposely put lowercase "i"'s in text messages...emails...and test ansewers to upset people
-My black hair believe it or not is out of a bottle
-I have a strange obsession (non-sexually) with zombies...and according to a some spamsite quiz I have a 64% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse
-I fly Paragliders and hope to sky dive sometime
-I am pursuing to be a pilot like my Dad, and my Grandfather


All in all I basically love to have a great time. Ill try nearly everything once for the experience or just to be able to say "I did that". I dont put up with bull**** and drama. Life is lived once and I like to live a life that if someone were to write a book, people would read it.

Well im tired of talking about myself, and I would love to hear about you! Especially if you had the attention span long enough to read the mess I took 3 days 14 minutes and 57 seconds to type. But if you didnt understand that was joke, or took you 3 days 14 minutes and 57 seconds to read it might be beneficial for you to find someone else to send a message to Cheers!