Just so you know, I DON'T for a living. I am what I have termed "Professionally Unprofessional" I have an income, I just don't work for it. I am trying to find a part time job, but I am also kinda taking my sweet time with it, as in I don't want to show Social Security that not even 5 months after they finally approved me, I can hold a job down. I like staying in when it's cold, and going out whenit's warm (as Seattle doesn't get all that hot). I love hot tubs, swimming pools, the Ocean (for looking at and walking along, only). I love the woods and the mystery of the paranormal. I am a unique individual with issues and drama, not childish drama, mind you, but I have a story and I like to tell it in as much detail as I can get away with. I am very observant and totally gone all at the same time. I am intelligent for my peer group, but I DID only get a GED. I can write backwards and upside down both individually and simultaneously. It used to annoy my teachers. I am Bi-Polar, so with me, there is never a dull moment. I like to make stupid (and sometimes sexual) comments in public to get a smile out of people. I love to give random women comments about how they look, but will keep my mouth shut if I am dating a woman. I am a big flirt and huge into Public Affection, especially when I'm in a Same Sex Relationship. Ladies:I see myself as the man in my relationships with women, because I'd rather take care of them, protect and shield them from harm and disappointment. If you are looking to be treated like a Princess, I'm your woman. I have a great sense of humor and love all sorts of movies (except Horror and Thriller). Oh, yeah. Ron Jeremy is disgusting. I have 9 tattoos and one piercing and plan to get more of both down the road. I am looking for someone to be my girl, immediate sex or not, I'm still kind of new to the whole lesbian sex thing. Are you willing to be my teacher? Although I am fat, I prefer petite women. Gents:I expect you to love and protect me. Treat me like I am your mother's Christmas China Dinner Plates, I am fragile, and need nurturing. I am a tomboy at heart and love trains. So if you want to buy me the perfect gift, a working, old fashioned model train set would be awesome. I am not your typical rainbows and ponies type of gal, but I will settle with fairies and tattoos. lol.I love coffee and drinking, but I drink more coffee than booze. I don't (and don't like) smoking. It is the main thing not allowed in my house. I am herb friendly, but don't do it myself. I have a wonderful cat named Lucky Malone that plays rough with other cats and abhors (*not adores*) dogs. Anything else? -Karissa