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SOUTHERN WOMEN'S REVENGE LOL
created @ 05/18/2008 03:48 pm
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NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!



A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool
shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The
banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not
gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said......
'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold
beer. You do whatever you want.'
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