40 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on January 29, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 31st
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on January 29, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 31st
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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Okay so a little bit about me well my name is Erica I live in Hoodfard Ct I am 25 years old I have a son named Memphis Zander Caine Burton he is 2 Years old and god help me if he doesn't put me in an early grave.. Lol.. I love to laugh and have a good time I am not perfect and I do not expect people to be perfect we all make our own mistakes.. My motto is never dwell on the past but never forget the past either.. I am a dog person not so much a cat person.. I am outgoing and out spoken some might classify that as a Bit** But I'm really not I just like to cut through all the bs and say what's on my mind so if you dont want an honest answer dont ask me the question lol. I love roller coasters the bigger the better lol.. I love to chill with my friends or curl up on the couch and read a good book.. I love to play with my son at the park.. Hmmm what else I am loving caring sweet and sassy...
40 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on January 29, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 31st
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
Here's One For the Fubar WTF Files:So Johnny was on the phone talking to one of his high school buddies, about BLM.So dad had overheard a small word or two, and thought what better time than now to talk about BLM and what it means to him.So when Johnny got off the phone his dad said I'd like to ask you a question son I had overheard you mention BLM and I was truly curious as to what it means to you.Johnny looks around past doors wondering where mom was. A conspiratorial look upon his face. Looking at dad, Really you're asking me that?Dad. Yes son I am I'd like to know what it means to you.Johnny takes one last look around.Damn dad. Everyone in school knows, it means Bang Local Milfs. Where have you been?
So working at the local mall as one of Santa's helpers. I was on break in the parking lot, and about to light a fatty. Up walks some youngen and he's about 11-12. He said why are you here in the parking lot. Santas inside.Being nonchalant I said I'm on break. Him: Boy you're mighty Tall for an elf? I said I'm from the south pole on loan.Then the kid says hey you gonna light that fatty and pass it?On closer look I see the whiskers and say you're no kid you're a midget. Bang the fker kicks me in the shin and says I'm not a Midget I'm also one of Santas little people. Then the bugger picks up my dropped fatty and lights it and walks away as I hold my shin.
Semi-Indecent Friday Pre-Saturday SnuggleCuddleHuggled all those magic buttons they may or may not have been on the fondling and indecent side. But that was the Buttons. Had nothing to do with your Tush. That was an afterthought and a Fine squeeze it was I will admit. Like Mr Whipple and Squeezing the Charmin!
You've been Officially Huggled, Including"All your Magic Buttons" (Under some courts of law ),(Under some?) , (Hell whom's kidding whom? ) in any court I'm reasonably sure they would have been considered Indecent. But it was only the Like/Rate buttons as I'm lead off in cuffs. Boy thos Fu-cops and Sheriffs are hard asses smh lol
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Here's One For the Fubar WTF Files:So Johnny was on the phone talking to one of his high school buddies, about BLM.So dad had overheard a
),(Under some?) , (Hell whom's kidding whom? ) in any court I'm reasonably sure they would have been considered Indecent. But it was only the Like/Rate buttons as I'm lead off in cuffs. Boy thos Fu-cops and Sheriffs are hard asses smh lol 
