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A.k.a. Happiedevil
I'm here for 2 reasons.To kill boredom while @ home & to be re united w/ my buddies that live outta state.Karah420 is my beautiful wife & we're quite happy 2gether.I work insane hrs. and I have 3 daughters but only get to see my oldest.I'm filled w/ emptiness at the loss of my twins.I will get them back.

Akaine
About Akaine An internationally recognized 11-year-old prodigy, considered the only known child binary genius, in both realist painting and poetry. • Selected as 1 of 20 most accomplished visual artists in the world by Tribute Entertainment (London) and ABI (United States). • Kids Hall of Fame inductee. • An author of two books "Akiane: Her Life, Her Art, Her Poetry" and "My Dream is Bigger than I - Memories of Tomorrow" Strength - Aged 7 Prince of Persia - Aged 8 The Planted Eyes - Aged 8 The Journey - Aged 9 To visit her website http://www.artakiane.com/home.htm

Aka: Ms Construe
Ok, ok, ok, I confess. I am a horrible flirt. Terrible. Awful. Dreadful. Oh, it's not that I do it badly (at least not in my opinion), it's that I never can seem to pull it off without people thinking that I want to fuck them. Or even worse: date them. Why can't I just be cheeky for the hell of it? I am one of the most affirming people that you will meet. I accomplish this by paying attention when people talk to me (although it might not seem like I am due to my never-ending commentary), complimenting them sincerely on their accomplishments and attractive attributes, and hinting that I might want to sleep with them. Hmmm... I wonder where they get confused? I suppose what I do is easier pulled off in person, where I can poke them in the ribs and wink, thereby conveying that I'm just being cutesy. But the internet and even the telephone lacks that physical presence and is painfully void of inflection. So I find myself getting misunderstood on a regular basis. I started thinking

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Akamrs. T On The Bad Girl List Of The Sexiest Ladies On Fubar!
Come and Show these hot n sexy gorgeous ladies some wild Fubar Love...add/rate/comment/fan... If u want to be added to the list private message me and let me know. Ranked #1 On this bulletin for: TOP SEXIEST WOMAN OF FUBAR ~One Jaded Heart~@ fubar Here are the rest of the Sexiest Women of Fubar... ~~~CaliGirl*33~~~@ fubar ~vitamin de~ ^ proudly belonging to Lord Ravenwolf ^ proud FU owner of Lord Ravenwolf ^ ~DSC~ I.B.I.@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. ~†~ I.B.N. ~†~ Club United ~†~@ fubar ~DJ Dream~ Fae **Co-Owner of The Forbiden City**@ fubar Kristen Victoria*ubgc girl * (updating profile...bare with me ) PLZ COMMENTT ALL PICS U CAN@ fubar Ashton ~*2nd Alarm Hottie*~

Akamrs. T In Giveway For Blings Dream Team! Got Plenty To Give To All In The Dream Team
IN A GIVEAWAY FOR BLING AND ALL THAT HELP WILL RETURN THE LOVE! ALL THAT DON'T KNOW ME WELL I GOOD FOR MY WORD IN STICKING BY WHAT I SAY! DIVA TRYING TO HELP DIVA NOW THAT LOVE FOR ALL THE DIVA ON FUBAR.....................! NEED A HAND IN GIVEAWAY 15O BLINGS FOR 50,000. CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW: HOSTED BY: PLEASE STOP AND SHOW LOVE AND LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME 'X©ït€M€ **Å§ÅÐ§' FU Woman** 1st Asst of Dylon's Diva Mafia*@ fubar BULLETIN BY AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~

Akamrs. T Contest
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Akamrs. T Got Auto-11 On Tonight And Freay Train !
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Akamrs. T Got Another Auto-11 Going On!
Big Bad Mama - Foxy Brown AKAMRS. T IS HAVING A AUTO-11 ON ALL WEEKEND LONG! NEED POINTS OR JUST TO LEVEL THEN STOP BY AND GOT $$$$ FOR FOLDER DURING HH TIME! STARTING TONIGHT TILL SUNDAY! SHOW A DIVA SOME LOVE! AND GOT BLING TO GIVE AT ALL THAT RATE ME! WOOT WOOT....................................! MySpace Codes ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ BAD GIRL~@ fubar

Akamrs. T Is Up For Auction This Christmas! Look Inside!
"NOW I IN A AUCTION STARTING THE 24TH TILL THE 28TH! NOW I HAVE BEEN NICE AND NAUGHTY THIS YEAR AND LOOKING FOR A NEW OWNER!" HERE THE LINK TO THE AUCTION: HOST IS: SinfulBrat

Akasha, Samhain Ritual
"Tonight as the barrier between the two realms grows thin, Spirits walk amongst us, once again. They be family, friends and foes, Pets and wildlife, fishes and crows. But be we still mindful of the Wee Folke at play, Elves, fey, brownies, and sidhe. Some to trick, some to treat, Some to purposely misguide our feet. Stay we on the paths we know As planting sacred apples we go. This Feast I shall leave on my doorstep all night. In my window one candle shall burn bright, To help my loved ones find their way As they travel this eve, and this night, until day. Bless my offering, both Lady and Lord Of breads and fruits, greens and gourd."

Aka The Phone Call Copy Write 2006
Hello there. Where've you been? I miss you a lot. Won't you come back? Hello there. It's been a while. Some things have changed. I'm not the same. Hello there. You're looking great. Life's been good to you? I'm doing fine. Hello there. How's the wife? Did you get that new job? Are you moving away? Hello there. I heard the news. He was a good man. I'll be up soon. Hello there. Just wanted to talk. I'm going away now. I can't come back. Good-bye.

Ake Sundays Quarterfinal Match T
KRAKOW, Poland -- Comprehensively outplayed by Italy as they exited the European Championship, Englands players are returning home with captain Steven Gerrard conceding that they must start to improve their ball skills. The English were fortunate to take Sundays quarterfinal match to a penalty shootout, which they lost, after being outclassed in Kyiv. It wasnt an isolated incident. Despite holding France and beating Sweden and Ukraine, England spent a great deal of time on the back foot at Euro 2012. "At times the football hasnt been fantastic, we havent blown people away," Gerrard said Monday. "We stuck together. We fought hard. We gave every inch of effort we can give. At times we have found it difficult to keep the ball." Italy had 64 per cent of possession over the 120 minutes and a pass completion rate of 81 per cent compared with Englands 61. "The possession stats speak for themselves," Gerrard said. "It tells you that moving forward as a nation, we do need to try and improve wit

Akikan!
ok so i was wandering around the net, and came across another funny-as-hell anime (in my opinion of course). Name's "Akikan"! I am still watching it, but so far it's about a bachelor student who finds a special soda can that turned into a magical girl when he took a sip... and ever since that day, his life is gone to chaos.

Akira Lane
if you like the model I use in my avatar you'll love the new update on my site. To say I loved working with this woman is an understatement. She's one of the true beauties in this world on so many levels So if you enjoy a little kink and a gorgeous naked penthouse/playboy model in bondage go to my site and see more http://www.captivebeauty.com

~ A Kiss....~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Kiss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Where one drop of blood drains a castle of life, so one kiss can bring it alive again. ~A kiss is the shortest distance between two. ~Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. ~A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment. ~If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not

*a Kiss Goodbye (original By Kitty)*
Many years i have hushed my heartI knew these feelings right from the startSitting and waiting but forever trueHolding onto memories i made with youI miss your hug and sweet embrase I miss your smile always on your faceThe happiness you bring will never endThe strength you give me will never bendFor too long i have kept this inHoping for the day you would see withinSee through this wall i built so strongFeel this love It is never wrongI would die to go back and show you beforehow i was always craving this going back for moreThe times for us were never kindBroken hearts and unsound mindSomehow now we still stand tallSo many have waited to see us fallBut now we rise for the world to seeThat you and I were meant to beI only see one last requestAll i ask is you do your bestA kiss hello..A kiss for loveA kiss below and a kiss above..All these kisses need no reason why..but please dont ever give me a kiss goodbye

Akmost A Year.
MY DAD WOULD OF BEEN 67 ON JULY 4TH. I LOST MY DAD ON JULY 16, 2008 LAST YEAR. I MISS HIM SO MUCH. I HAD ASKEDMY BOSS. FOR THEM 2 DAYS OFF FROM WORK. BUT, MY BOSS DIDN'T GAVE THEM TO ME. I AM REALLY HURT. I KNOW ALL I WILL DO IS CRY ON THEM TWO DAYS. I HAVE BEEN CRYING ALMOST ALL DAY AND HALF THE NIGHT. I KNOW THAT EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT IT WILL GET BETTER. BUT, IT STILL HURTS VERY MUCH. I KNOW HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER THATS FOR SURE. I MISS MY DAD VERY MUCH AND I LOVE HIM TO. JUST WISH I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM. LOVE YOU DAD. YOUR BABY GIRL...

Ako Mismo
Ako Mismo ang magsisimula ng pagbabagosa aking sarili upang maging isang halimbawana mayroon pang tao na nagpapahalaga sahinaharap at kaunlaran ng ating bayan.. Isipin mo Pilipino ang kinabukasan mo at ngiyong magiging pamilya sa hinaharap kungngayon ay hindi ka kikilos para sa pagbabago.. Huwag nang mag walang bahala dahil ikawmismo ang magiging susi sa muling pagbangonng ating bayan mula sa kahirapan tungo sakaunlaran para sa kinabukasan ng bayan..We Producers have to release the Knowledge thatHope is still visible in our country despite of the creeplingstruggles and massive problems that pulling us down..We Producers have to believe that change is verypossible with the help of one another by giving them achance to express themselves and by making a pledgethat will serve as the start of their transformation as anew and much better responsible Filipino citizen..Let the change begin from us first..Let us touch the life of other by spreadingour Hope for our country's future..For the

Akon Don't Matter Song
I love this song.... It is so funny how easy we are to throw Relationships away and not try to work them out. Artist: Akon Song Title: Don't Matter Album Title: Konvicted Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize

Akon Smack Das Lyriken
(Meisterstück Eminem) [ Akon: ] Schattig Konvict Upfront Akon Dünnes Schattiges Ich sehe das, weil sie diese Dame ist! He! Ich glaube Ihnen, an zu kriechen, ich kann von meinem Schatten sehen Möchten oben in mein Lamborghini Gallardo springen Gehen Sie möglicherweise zu meinem Platz und zu gerechten Stoß, die er tabo mag und verbiegen Sie Sie posibbly Überschußblick zurück und passen Sie mich auf [ Chor (2X) ] Smack dieses alles auf dem Fußboden Smack, das mir mehr geben Smack das ', bis Sie wund erhalten Smack das OH--OOOH! Upfront Art bereit, jetzt anzugreifen ziehen Sie innen das Parkenlos, das mit dem Gummilack unten langsam ist Konvicts erhielt die vollständige Sache jetzt verpackt Treten Sie in die Verein jetzt und in das wardobe, das jetzt intakt ist! Ich glaube, daß es niederwirft und jetzt knackte (ooh) Ich sehe es stumpf und unterstützt jetzt Ich werde sie anrufen, als ich das mack herunterziehe Geld kein Problem, stecken voll von dem jetzt

Akon-dont Matter
Don't Matter Lyrics Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize And I'ma have you first always in my heart To keep you satisfied Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna

Akon - Locked Up
"Locked Up" [AKON] Im steady tryna find a motive, Why do what I do?, Freedom aint gettin no closer, No matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration, Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me, And I get locked up, [Chorus] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out [Akon] Headin up town to re-up, Back with a couple keys, Corner blocks on fire, Under covers dressed as feens, Makin so much money, Products movin' fast, Put away the stash, And as I sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up [CHORUS] They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (my nigga I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (I got locked up) They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (baby girl I'm locked up) They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

Akon Convention
DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT A AKON CONVENTION IS BUT ITS LIKE A STAR TREK OR STARS WARS CONVENTION BUT FOR ANIME/VIDEO GAME FREAKS LOL AND MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS ARE FREAKS LOL THEY HAD A BLAST AND IF YOU THINK SHES SCARY NOW JUST THINK THIS CHICK DESIGNS COMMUNICATIONS TOWERS FOR THE MILITARY WTF NOW TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT LOL

Akron Singles
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Akward And Sleepy Me
right npw i really want to sleep but my friends ex is here and ureally just dont like the guy. i can hear him talking to her and i hate the things he sas to her and the way he says them. it remindds me of the way a cat will try to get a bird out of a tree. i just cant sleep with him doing this to her. ihate it. iknow he i just trying to get her back and in just hear the lies and it makes me want to scream, but i cant. soo yeah i am suck in my bed trying to sleep and it sucks

Akward Silence (lyrics)
Awkward SilenceOpen your eyes and look inside my twisted world.Hope you realize that I could never go on without you.Open your eyes and see my walls are crashing down.Cover my eyes for the last time.Tell me everything I need to know.Knowing me I will always loose control.Take it all away from me.Only do I live today to tell you.Smash my face again for nothing.And you, you're gonna get what you deserve.Open your mind and see that there's much more to me.Hope you realize I know my hope for life's disappearing.Open your mind and please don't leave me hear all alone.Cover my eyes for the last time.Tell me everything I need to know.Knowing me I will always loose control.[Chorus]Every time that you're getting inside my twisted head.I find it's crazy corrupt that I wish you were dead.I keep dealing with all these emotions that are stirring, stirring inside.You know I felt this pain today.It's one of many so it doesn't matter anyway.I keep dealing with all these emotions that are stirring insi

Alabama Slammer (5)
1 oz. Southern Comfort® 1 oz. Amaretto 1 oz. Sloe Gin 1 oz. Orange Juice Collins Glass Fill glass with ice the mix the ingredients in the order listed: So co then amerreto then sloe gin then orange juice.

Alabama Preacher
> The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation > has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie > and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do > not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and > ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." > > No one moved. > > The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is > a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel > glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." > > Again all was quiet. > > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic > rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she > spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said > you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends > that you were a wizard under the sheets

Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ______ (if unsure, guess) Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name_________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _________________ Lover's Name: ________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: ___________________ Relationship to spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: _____ Number of children living in shed: _____ Number that are yours: _____ Mother's Name: ___________________ Father's Name: ___________________

Alabama-the Closer You Get-to My Fireman Love You
The closer you get, the further I fall. Ill be over the edge now in no time at all. Im falling faster and faster and faster with no time to stall. The closer you get, the further I fall. The things that you say to me, the look on your face, brings out the man in Me. Do I see a trace in your eyes of love? Chorus Could I be dreamin? Is this really real? cause theres something magic the way that I feel in your arms tonight. Chorus Keep fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, keep fallin, mm, fallin, oh, yeah, yeah, im Fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. Yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin. yes, Im fallin.

Alabama Here I Come
On Monday 4th of June ill be off to Alabama for 10days so you all have to bear with me in replying once again lol. Sorry everyone but this trip is a definate must. I just hope and pray it goes well which right now i think it will. Will explain more another day. Hugs to you all Tigsy

Alabama - Play Me Some Mountain Music
Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Drift away like Tom Sawyer Ride a raft with ol' Huck Finn Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle Daze dreamin' again Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway Swim across the river Just to prove that I'm a man Spend the day bein' lazy Just bein' nature's friend Climb a long tall hick'ry Bend it over, "skinnin' cats." Playin' baseball with chert rocks Usin' sawmill slabs for bats Play some back-home, come-on music That comes from the heart Play something with lots of feelin' 'Cause that's where music has to start Oh, play me some mountain music Like grandma and grandpa used to play Then I'll float on down the river To a Cajun hideaway, hey hey Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play me mountain music Oh play Yeehaw

Alabama (c.c.r)
Alabama (New Version) Lyrics Artist(Band):Cross Canadian Ragweed She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe it’s the hundred times he’s crossed my mind Just tonight (Chorus) She said maybe I miss your lovin’ Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin’ right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin’ on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldn’t understand Then the telephone rings (Chorus) They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees (Chorus)

Alabaster Visions
Now, where shall I begin my sordid little tale? The beginning is customary I suppose. At least it will be a distraction from the 2 playthings we discovered. So, the beginning. We decided upon a decrepit & rundown pub for our search. It looked like it would present us with a welcome challenge & we entered it eagerly. Once inside, however, it was blatantly clear to us that we had discovered the perfect venue. The bar itself was an arc in the center & in a circle around it was the customer areas. Nooks & crannies delved deep into smoky darkness, cosy corridors forming links between small rooms - both providing the ideal settings for our enticements & encounters. I seated myself off to one side, shrouded in the inky shadows whilst you fetched our drinks - it seemed to be the perfect vantage point as it provided views of the corridors & a tantalising glimpse of the adjoining rooms. Pausing in my reverie, I can’t help tapping my nails in irritation. “My dear,” I murmur, “please sto

Alabamee Preacher!
This was the scene at church one day in an Alabama town. . . The preacher started off. . . "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard unde

Alabaster Visions....continued
I lay still for a while, my breath slowing from a frantic panting as I gulped air into my lungs, waiting for my breathing to slow & my heart to stop racing. Idly, I stare at the ceiling when a thought occurred to me - what would have happened if she hadn't of been bound, gagged & blindfolded? Although I am incredulous that such a simple technique could cause such an extreme reaction, another thought followed swiftly after: if I was left dripping wet from our encounter - was she? Sitting upright, I relish the possibilities of this thought & then scramble around her so I am sat, cross-legged in front of her. My excitement mounting again as my eyes roamed her body, drinking in as much of her as possible, feeling my clit grow hot & achingly erect. Only vaguely aware that I held my breath, I reach forward & slowly part her shaven lips with my fingers, exposing her dripping hole, glistening in the lights. As I watch, she utters a low moan & her delicate flesh throbbed rythmically. Upon s

Alabama Slammer #2
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin 1/2 oz. Galliano 1 splash Orange Juice http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/blocks/BW-banner-logo.gif Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything with some cracked ice in a shaker and strain into a cocktail glass.

Alabama...new Version...cross Canadian Ragweed
She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe its the hundred times hes crossed my mind Just tonight She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldnt understand Then the telephone rings She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees

Alabama Revenge
Alabama Revenge by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER © The last thing Sarah did before leaving Alabama was to buy a gun, a .38, small enough to conceal, yet powerful enough to kill. She threw her luggage in the trunk of her red Mercedes convertible and drove south. With a long drive ahead, she had no intention of stopping. The horror that her mother survived, finally, revealed to her on her mother's deathbed, was the only motivation required to get her to her destination without delay. She paid the price of her mother's alcoholism and always blamed her mother for the abusive childhood she suffered never knowing what had happened to her 25 years before in Alabama. Now, somehow, she felt obligated to seek revenge. Flashback 25 years to 1981, it was a beautiful day when Mary drove through a small town on her way to meet her husband in Florida. Dressed in a white dress with red polka-dots, her blonde hair held tightly in place by a red scarf, she looked like Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. Her ca

Alabama And Stuff
I have decided that eventually, I WILL have to move somewhere. Because this state cannot handle someone of my magnitudenal masses. I am the huge awesome. That's right. There is not enough to keep me occupied here. Neigh. Or Nay. Aye. One of these days, I'm packing all my crap up, and I'm moving. In reality, it's not that bad here. I just need some sort of change in scenery. I suppose it is a curse, brought upon by the Virgo Lords of the sign of the Fist of the North Star. Heh. Not really, I don't believe in the signs. Hey. Oh Snap. Diablo's lost it. You know, I've been doing a lot of reading at night about the Universe. Black Holes are an interesting phenomenon. I am not talking about Oprah Winfrey here either folks. I'm talking about those massive things floating in space that eat everything. The largest black hole known is approximately 12.7 billion light years away. How's that for a road trip? It's mass is estimated to equal that of 1 BILLION solar masses. That's co

Alabaster Box
The Alabaster Box Regret. Oh, that we could have done things differently - if we could only turn back the hands of time... How different would life have been if we'd only known then all the things we know now. . . Maybe. Inside every person is something called an "Alabaster Box." It is the most sacred and secret place in the human heart where the precious and carefully guarded truths of your existence are stored. What you believe to be true about yourself and what you hold most dear is kept in there. Memories, emotions, heartache, love, the deepest and most profoundly felt of all your experiences have been distilled into the most potent of all elixers - the essence of you. There's a story of a woman named Mary who brought an Alabaster Box of perfume to Jesus and poured it on his feet. In her desperation and sorrow she washed his feet with her tears and dried them with her hair as she lovingly poured her most valuable possession on the feet of God. There were those

Alabamee Dayte
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

Alabama Bound
My father is being released from the hospital today so this Goddess is soon on her way to his side. I will be in S.E. Alabama in a town called Dothan. Yikes lol Be good my babies I will miss you all. The Goddess Ellen

Alabaster Image
Alabaster Image (An ode to a bust above a parlor door) A Rondeau Oh, Alabaster Image, did I hear you speak From frozen lips and carven teeth? Uttering words of ancient lore, Silent sentiments from days of yore, A by-gone era at it's tenuous peak? A golden dawn once lay at your feet And none who challenged could compete. Who could ask for anything more, Oh, Alabaster Image? After your monuments were complete, You dared the Gods to rival your feats. You didn't count on what they had in store; A frozen grimace above a door. Yet still, stone cold, you won't admit defeat. Oh, Alabaster Image...

Alabama, There's A Fire In The Night
Running scared Wonderin' what I'm doing so far from home Pretending not to care That I was so alone Then my eyes met hers And without one word I could tell what was gonna happen I could feel it in my bones By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right It keeps growing higher The flame of desire By the dark of the moon Ah there's a fire in the night Well she told me She didn't often do this kind of thing She said please hold me Hold me tight so I don't have to think Oh her gentle touch Really moved me so much The flames of love swept over us Like a burning light By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right It keeps growing higher The flame of desire By the dark of the moon Mm there's a fire in the night (Fire in the night) By the dark of the moon There's a fire in the night She took me to her room Ah you know it felt so right

Alabaster Image
Alabaster Image Oh, Alabaster Image, did I hear you speak from frozen lips and carven teeth Uttering words of ancient lore silent sentiments from days of yore a bygone age at it’s tenuous peak A golden dawn once lay at your feet and none who challenged could compete who could ask for anything more _______________oh Alabaster Image After your monuments were complete you dared the gods to rival your feats You didn’t count on what they had in store a frozen grimace above a door and still, stone cold, you won’t admit defeat _______________oh Alabaster Image

Alabama Dumb Laws
• A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms. • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m. • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. • Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • Hunting is not allowed on Sunday. • Incestuous marriages are legal. • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. • It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity. • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your

Alabama Blonde
ALABAMA BLONDE Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.' With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!' As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers ... and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know ... I thought you were watching.' Moral of the story: 1.. Not all Southerners are stupid. 2.. Not all blondes are dumb. 3.. But all men ... are men

Alabamas Finest Right Here
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Alabama Taxing Overweight Employees To Recoup Insurance Costs
All I can say is wow... Taken from Fox News website. Being fat has long been blamed for conditions like diabetes, which can lead to heart, kidney and nerve diseases. Alabama is rolling out a creative but controversial program that will subject its 37,527 state employees to possibly humiliating at-work weigh-ins and fat tests. If they tip the scales, they'll be given a choice: slim down or pay up. The state is trying to solve two of its biggest problems — health insurance costs and obesity — in one fell swoop. Beginning in 2010, Alabama, which has the second highest obesity rate in the country, will start charging all of its employees an extra $25 per month for health insurance. (Currently, single workers pay nothing; family plans cost $180 a month.) But there's a way to avoid the fee: Get a check-up at an in-office "wellness center," where nurses will check for diabetes and hypertension and measure blood pressure, cholesterol, glucose levels and Body Mass Index (BMI).

Alabaster Princess
Alabaster Princess The Alabaster Princess waits in her tower, The darkness surrounding her like a thick cloak. She waits for her prince, by the day, by the hour The one from forever, from midnight's last stroke. There's one who is fated to save her from exile, From the hell of a mirror with no one to see. No one looks back, from a darkness defiled, No one to say "That reflection is me". Alabaster Princess waiting for the right time, sweet disaster excess, mourning in the night time, White skin, dark eyes, cold wind, stark skies. Alabaster Princess. The rustling of leaves, no footsteps to hear.

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Alabama Gays
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Alabama Drivers
What the hell is up with drivers in alabama? Nascar has come out on the roadways. everyone thinks they are the next Number 88 car. Only in Alabama. The only place that i have seen worse driving is in Saudi Arabia. Atleast in Saudi, they have an Allah Lane. If Allah wills you to pass other cars, you shall. No wonder there is a high number of applicants for suicide bombers, hell, the morning commute would be suicide alone.. atleast if you die during bomb, you get 72 virgins (you hope). In a car crash, you get some fat hefty bitch that looks like the michelin man.... In a garter belt. And on that note, You really wanna know what grinds my gears??? (give credit to Peter from family guy). Idiots that can't drive with a cell phone attached to their ears.. I can think of a few things I would love to do to these people. top 10 things to do to people that can't drive while talking on a cell phone. 10. insert the cell phone in the ass!!! 9. take a blue tooth and insert that in

Alabama Peanut Butter Soup
2 tbsp. butter1 lg. onion, chopped fine1/2 c. minced celery1/3 c. peanut butter1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed chicken broth1 (10 3/4 oz.) can condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted3 c. milkSalt and pepper to tasteFinely chopped salted peanuts Melt butter and saute onion and celery 5 minutes. Stir in peanut butter, chicken broth, cream chicken soup and milk. Stir over low heat, until soup starts to bubble. Season to taste, and sprinkle servings with chopped peanuts.

Alabamagirl's Team
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Alabama - Close Enough To Perfect
*someone sent me this song lyric this afternoon...you know who you are...i am your angel perfect or not :)* Sometimes her morning coffee's way too strong And sometimes what she says, she says all wrong But right or wrong, she's there beside me Like only a friend would be And that's close enough to perfect for me Now she's been known to wear her pants too tight And drinking puts her out just like a light Heaven knows she's not an angel But she'd really like to be And that's close enough to perfect for me She kisses me each morning, and smiles a sleepy smile She doesn't have to say it, I can see it in her eyes Don't you worry about my woman Or what you think she ought to be She's close enough to perfect for me Sometimes she gets down and starts to cry But then again the lady has the right She's everything I've ever wanted She's all I'll ever need She's close enough to perfect for me She kisses me each morning, and smiles a sleepy smile She doesn't have to say it, I can see it in her

Alabama Thunderpussy
check this out on the new blog i was asked to join Doomgrinder So, hi...I'm Jenniy and I just joined the team here. I figured I'd share my latest obsession for my first post. First, let me just say that I'm from Georgia, so the Southern "moonshine" rock that provides the basis of ATP speaks to my roots...I grew up on the Allman Brothers, Skynard, the Marshall Tucker Band, and the like. In fact, just ask for pictures of my vinyl collection...that's all the evidence you'll need about my Dixie roots. The realm of "stoner rock" is a very terrifying affair. With the glut of bands that have surfaced in the past four years or so, only a few actually elevate their music to the point of being worth hearing. However, the process of weeding out the chaff is often tedious. Luckily, there are bands such as the charmingly named Alabama Thunderpussy who offer something that is worth searching out. (John Chedsey, Satan Stole My Teddybear, 2002) Chedsey reviewed the band following their

Alabama Fan’s Face Sign Is An Instant Internet Hit
From a snarling Saddam Hussein, to a grinning Hulk Hogan, to a sultry Marilyn Monroe, students across the nation dr dre headphone have waved all sorts of giant celebrity heads this season in an effort to distract opposing free-throw shooters. Alabama freshman Jack Blankenship thought those big heads were a fun idea, but he wanted to add his own cheap dr dre beats clever twist to the trend. As a result, the Tuscaloosa native has begun showing up to Crimson Tide basketball games this month with a giant picture of his own contorted face in tow. "I never really saw the relevance of having pictures of celebrities, so I figured why not have a picture of me," Blankenship said. "I thought it would be something a little different." The unusual sight of dre headphone a student waving a giant picture of his own face has drawn far more attention than Blankenship ever expected. ESPN2 cameras caught him with the sign during Alabama's 69-67 overtime victory over Ole Miss on Feb. 4, prompting a

Alabama Had To Replace Most Of Its Starters
ARLINGTON, Texas -- Alabama coach Nick Saban believes his latest talented and tenacious team took a step toward creating its own identity. Adrian Peterson Womens Jersey . Though it felt a lot like the 2011 Crimson Tide never left on Saturday night at Dallas Cowboys Stadium. Dee Milliner and Alabama defence pushed around Michigan and showed they can still dominate, manhandling the eighth-ranked Wolverines and pounding Denard Robinson in a season-opening 41-14 victory Saturday night. Alabama had to replace most of its starters, including three first-round draft picks, from a defence that led the nation in just about everything last year and helped the Tide win its second national title in three seasons. "I think we came out in the first game and established the kind of identity were going to have on this team," Milliner said. "On defence, we were aggressive. On offence, we came out and attacked." C.J. Mosley returned an interception 16 yards for a touchdown for the second-ran

Alack.
I know I have been on LC hardly at all lately. But I have an excuse. An old friend of Damian and I's has been stalking me in attempt to get to Damian. It got far enough that I had to contact the CEO of the Harrisburg branch of Pennsylvania State Hospital and the police because he was harassing us and threatening us. It sucked. Balls. But, hopefully it's all over with, now and I can get back to normal.

Alaina Reed-amini
LOS ANGELES – Alaina Reed-Amini, the Broadway star and TV actress best known for her long-running roles on "Sesame Street" and "227," has died. She was 63.Reed-Amini died Dec. 17 at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica after a two-year battle with breast cancer, her publicist Billy Laurence said Monday.Previously known as Alaina Reed Hall, she remarried in 2008. Her stage credits include "Chicago" and "Hair." She appeared in several movies, including "Cruel Intentions" and "Death Becomes Her," and in guest-starring roles on numerous TV shows such as "ER," "NYPD Blue," "The Drew Carey Show" and "Ally McBeal."Reed-Amini joined the "Sesame Street" cast in 1976 and played Olivia, a photographer and sister of the character Gordon. She remained on the show until 1988.She starred on NBC's "227" from 1985 to 1990, playing the landlady and best friend of the show's main character. On the show's final season, Reed-Amini married a character played by her real-life husband, Kevin Peter H

Alamo
The Alamo............................... On that fateful day, March 6, 1836, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the ground floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. Col.William B.Travis and Jim Bowie were already up there. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them. Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today?"

*alanis - Forgive Me Love*
I went to your house Walked up the stairs I opened your door without ringing a bell I walked down the hall Into your room Where I could smell you And I Shouldn't be here Without Permission Shouldn't be here Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon oh... I took off my clothes Put on your robe Went through your drawers and I found your cologne Went down to the den Found your CD's And I played your Johnny And I Shouldn't stay long You might be home soon I Shouldn't stay long Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon oh... I burned your incense I ran a bath I noticed a letter that sat on your desk It said hello love I love you so love Meet me at midnight And no It wasn't my writing I better go soon It wasn't my writing So f

Alanis - Mary Jane
What's the matter Mary Jane, you had a hard day As you place the don't disturb sign on the door You lost your place in line again, what a pity You never seem to want to dance anymore It's a long way down On this roller coaster The last chance streetcar Went off the track And you're on it. I hear you're counting sheep again Mary Jane What's the point of trying to dream anymore I hear you're losing weight again Mary Jane Do you ever wonder who you're losing it for Well it's full speed baby In the wrong direction There's a few more bruises If that's the way You insist on heading Please be honest Mary Jane Are you happy Please don't censor your tears You're the sweet crusader And you're on your way You're the last great innocent And that's why I love you So take this moment Mary Jane and be selfish Worry not about the cars that go by All that matters Mary Jane is your freedom Keep warm my dear, keep dry Tell me Tell me What's the matter Mary Jane

Alanna Blinn Fast Draw Artist
Alanna Blinn The fastest women alive! ST. ALBERT - It was a wet and wild time in St. Albert on Saturday, as the 42nd annual Rainmaker Rodeo lived up to its name. Just minutes before the main rodeo event was set to begin, the sky opened up and the mud soon started to develop. The ensuing slop led to slippery footing for the animals and some quick exits for the cowboys. "Thankfully, the only thing injured (because of the rain) was a little cowboy pride," said Jim Oscroft, the event chair. Alanna Blinn made sure to keep her powder dry during the brief rainstorm so she could perform during intermission. The 21-year-old is world champion in women's fast-draw shooting. How long would it take you to whip your gun from its holster, cock the hammer back and fire? Two seconds? One second? Even at half a second, you'd still be left with a smoking hole in your chest if you pulled pistols against Blinn. Her world-record time is 0.26 of a second. Only a handful of male fast-draw competito

Alanna Blinn Goes Out With A Bang!
Fast draw champ Blinn goes out with a bang By Sarah Junkin The Eagle Though she captured her sport’s top two titles this year, fast draw fans won’t get to see Bearspaw’s Alanna Blinn compete again for at least a couple of years. Blinn, 20, who won the Canadian World Championships in Cochrane Sept. 3-5, and the National World Fast Draw Championships in Cripple Creek, Colorado Oct. 1-2, said she’s decided to take a break to concentrate on her studies. “I’m taking two years off because I’m in the cinema, stage, radio and television program at SAIT (Southern Alberta Institute of Technology),” she said. “We’ll see where life heads, but I couldn’t be focussed enough if I was trying to do it all.” Blinn beat out 90 top shooters at the National Worlds to win the title she’s held at least three other times before. “I’ve won it before but it’s really hard to keep it because it’s the main one that everyone wants so there’s a lot trying to take it away from me,” she said. Blinn’s fast dra

Alanis Morisette- Everything
i can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you've ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone Who is as positive as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here i blame everyone else & not my own partaking my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone Who is as closed down as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here What I resist persists

Alan Jackson -i'll Go On Loving You
When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

Alan Jackson-remember When Lyrics
Remember when I was young and so were you and time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give it up Remember when Remember when thirty seemed so old Now lookn' back it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, Where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we've had

Alan And A Broke Arm
WELL I GET A CALL TODAY FROM THE SCHOOL ABOUT 2:00, IT IS THE SCHOOLS NURSE, SOMEONE PUSHED ALAN OFF THE MONKEY BARS AND HE HIT THE GROUND, SHE SAID HE TOLD HER IT HURT TO MOVE HIS ARM. SO 5 MINUTES LATER I AM AT THE SCHOOL. HIS ARM HAS ALREADY SWELLED.I ASK HER WHO ALLOWED HIM TO BE ON THE MB SINCE HE WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE. SHE SAID WELL WE HAVE A HUNDRED CHILDREN ON THE PLAYGROUND AT P.E. AND IT IS HARD TO WATCH ALL OF THE CHILDREN. WTF???? IM LIKE, WELL EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE ON ANY TYPE LATTER AT ANY TIME. I HATE REFERRING TO ALAN AS A HANDICAPPED CHILD. BUT I KNOW THAT HE IS VERY INDEED HANDICAPPED, I FEEL THAT THE P.E. TEACHERS SHOULD WATCH THE HANDICAPPED CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES TO MAKE SURE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED MORE SERIOUS THAN WHAT IT ALREADY HAS. ANYWAY WE TAKE HIM TO THE ER WHERE THEY TELL US HIS ARM IS BROKE.( THEY CALLED IT BUCKLED BROKE)NOT BROKE ALL THE WAY BUT ALMOST. SO THEY PUT A SPLINT ON IT, AND I HAVE TO TAK

Alan Update
I WENT TO THE SCHOOL THIS MORNING AND HAD A MEETING WITH THE PRINCIPAL. THEY WERE HELPFUL, THEY PROVIDED AN AID TO HELP WITH ALAN. WITH SCHOOLWORK AND ALL THINGS RELATED WITH SCHOOL.SO WE WILL SEE HOW LONG THIS LAST. ALSO I HAVE HAD TO MAKE A HARD DECISION CONCERING ALAN AND P.E. HE IS SO MAD WITH ME RIGHT NOW. I HAVE CHOSE TO TAKE HIM OUT OF P.E. FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. HE IS JUST FALLING MORE AND MORE ON A DAILY BASIS, AND I HAVE TO THINK OF HIS SAFTEY. HE WILL STILL DO SOME P.E. BUT IT WILL BE A ONE ON ONE TYPE THING. I JUST FEEL THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS WOULD BE BEST FOR HIM. MAYBE NEXT YEAR A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN AND HE WILL BE BETTER. BUT WHO KNOWS

Alana's First Camping Expirience Gone Wild!
My first camping trip finally happened and I have to say, it was quite a life lesson. Now, before I start getting into what I've learned, let me do this disclaimer: My life lessons have nothing to do with the fact that I've had fun the entire time. My lessons may or may not be useful to you, so do not try these without seeking a doctor. Now, here we go. Alana's Life Lessons On Camping: 1: No matter how early/late you leave, most of the party will end up waiting a millennium for the last three party members to arrive. If you do not have enough cigarettes or water- you might as well start walking over to civilization. They'll show up eventually. 2: Lighting fires, even in a barbecue is a BIG FUCKING NO-NO. It doesn't matter how fucking cold you are, whether or not you're hungry, if the kids are scared of the dark- and if you can't even see. Just don't do it. 3: Do not sleep in an a open field. It sucks. It may seem like a good idea when you're piss-faced drunk, but when

Alanis Morissette-you Learn
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone I recommend walking around naked in your living room Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone I certainly do I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time Feel free Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) Hold it up (to the rays) You wait and see when the smoke clears You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do) Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway) The fire trucks are coming up around the bend You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You sc

Alan Sent This To Me, I Liked It So Much Wanted To Share It :)
When you said, hello to me, I felt something warm within. Like I've never felt before, I wanted to talk to you again. When you said, You needed me, I knew that I needed you more. To feel your soft tender touch, As we are laying on the floor. When you said, you'd be mine, I knew we'd always be together. You're the only one for me, Our love will last forever. When you said, you loved me, It just took my breath away. I knew that I loved you, From the very first day.

Alanis Morissette - Can't Not
i'd be lying if I said I was completely unscathed I might be proving you right with my silence or my retaliation would I be letting you win in my non reaction? how would I explain? how would I explain this to my children if I had them? because I can't not because I can't not because I can't afford to be misread one more time would it be whining if I said I needed a hug? would you feel slighted if I said your love's not enough? and how can I complain? and how can I complain when I'm the one that reaches for this? because I can't not because I can't not because I cannot walk without my crutches because I can't not because I can't not because I can't help wonder why you ask me to all the unheard wisdom in the school yard you think you're the right ones you swear you're the charmed ones I'm sure but how can you go on with such conviction? who do you think you are when you question me? because we can't not because we can't not because we can't help laugh at underest

Alanis Morissette - Out Is Through
This one was too pertinent to stash... Every time you raise your voice I see the greener grass Every time you run for cover I see this pasture Every time we're in a funk I picture a different choice Anytime we're in a rut, this distant grandeur my tendency to want to do away feels natural my urgency to dream of softer places feels understandable but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out is through ultimately The only way out is through The only way we'll feel better The only way out is through ultimately Every time that I'm confused I think there must be easier ways Every time our horns are locked I'm towel throwing Every time we're at a loss we've bolted from difficulty Anytime we're in stalemate, a final bowing my tendency to want to hide away feels easier The immediacy of picturing another place, comforting to go but I know The only way out is through The faster we're in the better The only way out i

Alan's Contest: Who Wants 1 Mill Fu Bucks?
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Alan Jackson _red On A Rose
Like red on a rose When your lips first smiled at me I was captured instantly To each his own Like blue in the sky The gaze of your willing eyes Touched something deep inside The truth be known That I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you ‘cause I know that I can’t do anything wrong You’re where I belong Like red on a rose And I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you like good times of which I’ve known many And I love you ‘cause I know you give me a heart of my own You make my blood flow Like red on a rose

Alan Jackson L,ll Go On Loving You
When I look into your soft green eyes When I see your delicate body Revealed to me as you slip off your dress I'm reminded what I feel for you. > Will remain strong and true Long after the pleasures of the flesh Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you Me in the rain or the wind Or the moon up in the sky The spin of the earth or the change of the tide I don't know what brought us together What strange forces of nature Conspire to construct the present From the past Then I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you I'll go on loving you

Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn
Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn Body: $1. 2 Trillion Slush Fund: Congressman Alan Grayson Grills Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn Fed Vice Chair Donald Kohn testified before the Financial Services Committee today, along with John Bovenzi of the FDIC. The Fed's balance sheet has expanded by $1.2 trillion since September 1. Where did the money go? Kohn wouldn't say. http://www. actblue. com/page/burner4grayson

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"Do we really think that a government-dominated education is going to produce citizens capable of dominating their government, as the education of a truly vigilant self-governing people requires?" -- Alan Keyes

Alantic Road Norway
Dubbed and voted as the Norwegian construction of the century, this five-mile stretch along highway Rv64 between Molde and Kristiansund. The road is anything but even and riding above some real rough waves is a thrill like none other. The road itself surges up and falls down much like the tides at different places, making it a perfectly safe, yet totally exciting ride.

Alarm
so here I am when I should be sleepin still in my work shirt need to take a shower need to kill the car alarm outside then it reminds me of whats that guys name the comdiean damnit cant think the laptop is getting hot. too much porn..I'm kidding. hahahaaa..... there can never be enough porn! i'm kidding. it's not even my laptop i cant use it for porn sheesh. I'm going to Ames with Gio this weekend. our first roadtrip. a big 3 hours away. Gonna visit Andy while i'm there. haven't seen him for over a year. Miss that fool. He told me he still wants to fuck me, but haha i know thats not the kind of threesome Gio would want to have. me either. So oh well. Sucks to be him not getting any of this ass. okay Shower time. and then maybe more internet, and sleepy time.

Alarm Clock May Be Needed, But Cessna Engines Need Not Apply!
lol... In another blog posting on Fri or Sat (under the Inquiring Minds series), I mentioned that I was awakened by what sounded like a small cessna engine that landed on my ceiling. I threw water bottles at my ceiling to get my neighbor to stop, but the engine sound far outweighed the clicks on his floor (in comparison) from my water bottles. I called the apartment manager and she said to report back how long it lasted. Well it was over an hour and she said that she would put a notice on their door. Sunday afternoon I was oblivious to this possible noise because I had the tv blaring with the Giants/GreenBay game and I wasn't moving from the couch because of sore arm. Today though, promptly at 4pm again, I swear the cessna engine lands again! Near as I can figure it is merely a treadmill, which goes with the loud stomping/treading on the mill. Unfortunately, I really don't need an alarm system. My own body can wake up on its own without an alarm clock. I can prob

Alarm For My Jeep Wrangler
I have a Jeep wrangler, with a soft top. I need to get an alarm for it(a good one) because im moving to Chicago in 3 months. I do not have a hard top. Any advice or an alarm that offers what I need? Motion Sensors, shock sensors, long range notification, and ive heard of heat sensors too.. I need advice/experience comments.

3-alarm Chili
(makes 4 servings) 1 pound (480 g) top sirloin, coarsely ground 1 medium white onion, 6 ounces (180 g), chopped 1 large clove garlic, minced 1 medium red bell pepper, 6 ounces (180 g), seeded and chopped 3 tablespoons (45 ml) good-quality chili powder 1/2 tablespoon (7.5 ml) ground cumin 1 teaspoon (5 ml) crushed dried oregano 1 14 1/2-ounce (435 g) no salt added crushed tomatoes 1/2 cup (120 ml) low-sodium canned beef broth Topping 1/2 cup (115 g) plain nonfat yogurt 2 tablespoons (30 ml) minced fresh cilantro 1 teaspoon (5 ml) good-quality chili powder 1/8 teaspoon (0.6 ml) cayenne pepper 1. Put the ground sirloin in a Dutch oven or large saucepan over medium heat. Cook, stirring, until beef is no longer pink. Drain off any fat or juices. 2. Measure 2 tablespoons of the onion; set aside. Put remaining onion, garlic, and bell pepper into the pot and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Stir in chili powder, cumin, oregano, tomatoes with their liquid, and beef broth

Alarm For People; Very Important
I have been a victim of some games and because of some the so called friends that has stalked me and added me just so they can see what I am doing with a certain friend. I am sick and tired of the game and will never in this world let you know about my relationships with my true friends and their personal life so is there is some out there that is wanting that info I will cuss you out and block and delete you. It is None of your business about anyones life and my relationship with them. My friends is that and I am loyal to them and will never break their trust in me, so take your game somewhere else.

Alarm Clock
If you were given $84,600 per day, how would you spend it? This is how we view time. It is a precious commodity that seems impossible to acquire sufficiently. As a symbol Alarm clocks in dreams are often a reminder of our limitations. These may be reflections of actual problems (such as running out of time), symbolic of poor time management, or completely conceptual (such as failing to complete a life-cycle task before that cycle ends). This alarm clock could appear in the dreams of someone who is perceiving their time on earth as growing short. Use in Dream Recall Studies indicate that REM takes place with regularity about every ninety minutes through sleeping time. Dream recall is heightened from 20% to 70% or more when patients are awakened during dream time. By setting your alarm clock to go off either six hours or seven-and-one-half hours after going to sleep, it is likely you will have more vivid dream recall. Is the clock a hopeful symbol (e.g. at last the time h

Alarm Clock
Alarm Clock If you were given $84,600 per day, how would you spend it? This is how we view time. It is a precious commodity that seems impossible to acquire sufficiently. As a symbol Alarm clocks in dreams are often a reminder of our limitations. These may be reflections of actual problems (such as running out of time), symbolic of poor time management, or completely conceptual (such as failing to complete a life-cycle task before that cycle ends). This alarm clock could appear in the dreams of someone who is perceiving their time on earth as growing short. Use in Dream Recall Studies indicate that REM takes place with regularity about every ninety minutes through sleeping time. Dream recall is heightened from 20% to 70% or more when patients are awakened during dream time. By setting your alarm clock to go off either six hours or seven-and-one-half hours after going to sleep, it is likely you will have more vivid dream recall. Is the clock a hopeful symbol (e.g. at last the

Alarmed
Alarmed My husband John and I love each other deeply, but his work trips leave me alone in our house for so long, he travels with his work so much these days. We never see each other during his fortnightly trips away, I ring him each night, our calls generally end up in poor phone sex, me getting him off, but leaving me hornier than I was before he rang, it was just not enough for me to continue using my fingers, massaging my clit and fingering my pussy while telling him how much I loved sucking him and blowing him, he would cum, and then say goodnight and hang up, leaving me needing a lot more than I could give myself. I needed more to stimulate myself, something to fill me, so I bought a dildo to play with while we excited each other on the phone, it was the end to a means to let off some of my pent up frustration. What I really craved, was my man fucking me every second day like we used to, I so craved for the touch of his hands all over me. I dared not tell him about the di

Alarm's Strong Arms Coc
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Alarming
fing figures.... when the alarm goes off and there is an actual break in at my store the police never attend at the request of the alarm company and only show up after I call them. Tonight its a false alarm there are 4 of them there when I come screaming up in my car. Gawd I wish I had thrown on a bra when I leapt out of bed grabbed a flimsly shirt and tights and went bombing out the door. blank stare

57,000 Alaskans Can't Be Wrong.
Here is an E-mail I Got from Defenders of WildLife: This week, nearly 57,000 signatures calling for a state ballot measure to ban same-day airborne shooting of wolves and bears were submitted to the Alaska Division of Elections. It was the culmination of more than a year of hard work … and it couldn’t have happened without wildlife supporters like you. Help support these and other efforts to end Alaska’s brutal aerial gunning program with your donation to our Campaign to Stop the Alaska Wolf Massacre. Help Stop the Massacre With another bloody aerial gunning season just weeks away, Alaska wolves need your help. Help us raise $40,000 by November 2nd to stop the massacre and protect imperiled wildlife. I want to help save Alaska wolves and other imperiled wildlife with my donation of… $25

"alas"
When u look into my eyes in the dark When u hold my hand and cuddle with me on the couch When we play fight under the covers When u take my hair down and fluff it out The way u kiss me when I am afraid The way u rub my back and dig your fingers in The way u push me up against the wall The way that u make it ok for me to sin The way you're so bad The way you rock n roll The way you puff that blunt And smoke that bowl The way u drive When we're coming home And how your theme song Is bad to the bone I wanna see the future Stare into the sky while premonitions come to me I want to watch you fly away Then run back to me I love how heavy your head gets when you start to doze off on me I love the way u fill the gap That has been forever in my heart deep I love how easily I fall asleep when I'm around u I love the way u hold me while we're together I love the way u look when u play with your tongue But I know not

The Alaska Department Of Fish And Game Notice
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. They advise that campers wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise campers to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Campers should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly dung is larger and has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

Alas
To drift with every passion till my soul Is a stringed lute, on which all winds can play, It is for this that I have given away Mine ancient wisdom, and austere control? Me thinks my life is a twice-written scroll Scrawled over some boyish holiday With idle songs for pipe and vire lay, Which but do mar the secret of the whole. Surely there was a time I might have trod The sun light heights, and from life’s dissonance Struck one dear chord to reach the ears of God: Is that time dead? Lo! With a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance- And must I lose a soul’s inheritance?

Alaskan Bbq Salmon
Serves: 16 Hands-OnTime: 10 Minutes Cooking Time: 17 Minutes Total Time: 27 Minutes What you need: 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup honey 1 dash liquid smoke flavoring 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 1 (4 pound) whole salmon fillet What you do: 1 Preheat grill for high heat. 2 In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, honey, liquid smoke, and vinegar. 3 Brush one side of the salmon with the basting sauce. Place the salmon on the grill, basted side down. After about 7 minutes, generously baste the top, and turn over. Cook for about 8 more minutes, then brush on more basting sauce, turn, and cook for 2 minutes. Take care not to overcook the salmon as it will loose its juices and flavor if cooked too long. Submitted by: Tim Jannott Nutrition Info (per serving) Calories 268 (37% from fat) | Protein 19.6g | Fat 11g (sat 2.2g) | Carbohydrate 22.5g | Fiber 0g | Cholesterol 56mg | Iron < 1mg | Sodium 60mg | Calcium 26mg

Alaskan Christmas Party....yikes...lol...
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right," said Tom. I'll be there, Thanks

Alas, Poor Jango
I was thinking of the scene in the second Star Wars movie (but the fifth chronologically, the 2002 release "Attack of the Clones") where the boy who grows up to be Boba Fett, despite the battle between droids, Jedi, and clone troopers going on around him picks up his father Jango's just-severed head. Those lightsabers make pretty clean cuts, and in the midst of the chaos it's still. It came to me this morning that's like the graveyard scene in William Shakespeare's Hamlet (Act V, Scene I) where he picks up the skull of his dead friend Yorick and goes into the "too too solid flesh" soliloquy. OK, that's about where the resemblance ends, but certain scenes resonate with us through everything we read and see, don't they? Perhaps because I'm so familiar with the Star Wars series of films (the first sequentially and the fourth chronologically, the one with the complete Death Star -- yeah, THAT one from 1977 -- was the first film I recall seeing at a theatre) it's hard for me to critic

~ Alaska ~
Redemption~ Wind blows looking out at the water , thoughts of you . The broken pieces of us all over the sand. How do we fix this? I pick up a piece of you and you pick of a piece of me .. Can we put us back together again? Its been so cold and lonely here without you and I miss your laugh . I loved all the things in you I will never be I love the person you are.. I miss the tenderness in you scared by the bitch in me. I miss the ability to tell all my secrets and have no fear. I Just Miss you . I hate the hate in me that smothers my words with pain and all that comes out is rage. I hate the little girl in me that still is so tragically wounded by words that mean nothing. I miss your eyes Lighting up when I walk in the room~ where do we unravel this mess.. Where do you begin and I end? Can we meet half way? If I close my eyes I can smell you I love you . I am so sorry I am so broken sometimes

Alaska Attacks Alcohol Problem
Published: 1/5/08, 7:46 AM EDT By RACHEL D'ORO ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Charlie Cross counted how many friends and relatives took their own lives over the years and came up with 19, all Alaska Natives. "Of those 19, a mere three that I know of were not consuming alcohol," Cross, an investigator with the Alaska State Troopers, said as he fought back tears. "My personal experiences with the utter devastation is what really makes me want to do the best job that I could do." So Cross, who is part Eskimo, goes after smugglers who supply booze to villagers in Native communities where the sale, and sometimes the possession, of alcohol are prohibited. Cross and the nine other members of the troopers' Western Alaska Alcohol and Narcotics Team work largely undercover to catch people sneaking in alcohol for their own use or to sell at huge profits in dry villages, where a fifth of hard liquor that normally costs $12 can command as much as $300. Members of the team last year confiscated mor

Alaska Dumb Laws
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. • Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities. • Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. • In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. • It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. • Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. • State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist. • While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Alaska In July!!!
July 7. Arrive in Alaska July 8. Go to Fairbanks and the Arctic Circle July 9. Above the Arctic Circle July 10. Head back from the Arctic Circle July 11. Fairbanks July 12. Denali Park July 13. Denali Park July 14. Denali Park July 15. Ride the train from Denali to Anchorage Leave lots of love while I'm gone!!!

Alaska
This land that is free Animals and nature living so happily The world has other things in mind Gasoline that is to be in pipes, a so called answer is just creating another bind Energy plants and such I do not care for very much People again have lost their touch Oh yes it is only a few miles, it is safe as you see I would not want a dangerous toxin like that near me The water is clean as could be Air and land is Superior than almost anywhere across the sea Prices of oil are still near sky high Instead of wind, electric and solar thets poke mother nature in the eye Takes time to have these options, oil is quick its known and clear A quick answer versus something great in the long run, indeed so much to fear Money and the desire for the easy way out Politicians and many people as well agree, not knowing the dangers that lurk about Oil spills occur in the ocean, yet we still have ships and oil drilling with devotion Pipes are not perfect either can we all see, wit

Alaska's Abortion Statistics
Teaching Abstinence pays off- scroll down look at the rise in teen pregnancies/abortions. Which is an oxymoron to the whole idea of Abstinence. (this whole page) Alaska also has higher STD statistics then the rest of the U.S. -- Yes I must say NOT teaching sex education is the way to go. :/ Go Palin :/ slow bus seriously. Induced Termination of Pregnancy Statistics Alaska Bureau of Vital Statistics Page 4 2007 Report Introduction Alaska Induced Termination of Pregnancy Statistics, 2007, published by the Bureau of Vital Statistics of the Alaska Department of Health and Social Services, contains information about induced terminations that occurred in Alaska during calendar year 2007. Why is induced termination reporting important? Induced termination data can be used to: • Monitor trends in the number, rate, and ratio of induced terminations. • Assess changes in the types of procedures used to end a pregnancy and the gestational age (in weeks) when induced te

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A man will remember the day he first see's his son in the hospital all bundled warm in his arms and dream of things to come and just look down at him and say hello it's your daddy I love you, before long your little boy will start to walk, there is nothing more of a feeling to come home to have your baby boy doing his best to walk to you going to fast fall and get right back up and do it all over it agian just becouse he missed you while you was gone. Then as he gets older you will remember the time when he gets to ride his first big boy bike with out the training wheels on as you stand there you think to yourself wow look how big he is getting. You will remember the first time he gets his drivers license and says hey dad you think I could use the car tonight, no longer wantting to play ball with you but not thinking it's becouse he don't like you but becouse he found a new hobby girls and all you can do is toss him the keys and tell him to be safe stay out of trouble. then comes the

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Albany Narcotics Agents
Don't fuck with them. Just don't. Especially if you are in the illicit steroid distribution world. That's my lesson learned in 2007. Who knew? At any rate, the same group of hard-charging agents who brought you the Florida steroid raids earlier this year (the ones where Gary Matthews' name popped up as a customer) have struck again, this time in Brooklyn. From the NY Daily News: "The same Albany narcotics agents who led raids on Florida pharmacies and "anti-aging" clinics in February hit a mom-and-pop Brooklyn pharmacy yesterday - seizing what one official described as a "mother lode" of steroids and growth hormone. Investigators from the state Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement surprised the owners of Lowen's Compounding Pharmacy with a sudden inspection, carrying off about $200,000 worth of performance-enhancing drugs, almost all of which had been shipped from China, Albany County Assistant District Attorney Chris Baynes told the Daily News. Baynes said investigators took stacks of

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Don't let this be my legacy An entire life of self-loathing An entire life of questioning me As this has been my history And every misstep I have made Is relived a million times a day You should know much better by now! From life, there's no easy way out I never look back longingly It's not natural to long for age Or be embarrassed by naiveté And though the years have softened things I am still the heavy cross I bear I'm still the crown of thorns I wear You should know much better by now! From life there is no easy way out It is a privilege that you must earn There's no escape my love It's no mistake

Albatross
She was the only thing I paid attention to during the service. The minister droned on about how Mary would be well received in heaven, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and all that. Religion had always been her thing, not mine. No, my thoughts were on the girl sitting towards the back of the church. She had her hands folded demurely in her lap, a solemn little frown on her face. She was fair-haired and skinned, a small smattering of freckles danced across the bridge of her nose. Okay, I amended, her breasts were too big to consider her a girl, but she was young. I wondered why she was here; I had certainly never seen her before. A relative on my wife's side? Somehow I didn't think so. I wiggled on the uncomfortable pew, trying to show the proper amount of grief during the key points in the sermon. The truth was, I felt a bitter detachment from it all. Everyone thought my wife had died in a car accident on the way to church, and I was content to let everyone keep on thinking that. But i

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Alberta Redneck
Redneck Happy and Sad tale A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels when the husband Said, "I bet you can't tell me somethin' that will make me happy and sad all at The same time." The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered, "Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's" ------------------------------------------------- Today's my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments! So I call my baby girl, Lakeesha, to come to my house and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this cheque over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last cheque she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo momma's face." So, my baby girl take the cheque over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say and 'bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what you momma say 'bou

Albert Knew...
"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." Albert Einstein, "My First Impression of the U.S.A.", 1921

Albert Fish:
This gentle-looking, benevolent grandfather cleverly lured children to their death, then devised recipes to eat them. This cannibal model for Hannibal Lecter is a study in criminal psychology and a true enigma. His wife thought him to be a wonderful husband and his children believed him to be a model father. What inner torments caused him to drive many spikes into his pelvis and tell people that he looked forward to his execution? John Borowski's film about the demented child killer is an engaging piece of visual art that has raised the bar on this type of subject.

The Alberta Cowboy
Submitted by one of our readers - Shawn Kellett. Not really an IT joke, but we allowed it cause it involves technology. A goodie bag is on its way to him. An cowboy in Alberta was overseeing his herd in a remote mountain pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to the Internet. He calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man

Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein was born on March 14,1879 in Ulm, Wurttemberg,Germany. He died April 18 1955 in Princeton,NJ. When Einstein was five years old his father showed him a compass.He was very impressed by the behavior of the needle of the compass,which kept pointing in the same direction no matter which way the compass was turned. He later said he felt that "Something deeply hidden had to be behind things". http://hubpages.com/hub/Albert_Einstein7

Albert Einstein Quotes
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor

Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein "I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religion than it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism." "I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it." "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for a reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein Quotations E=mc2 One of the greatest physicists of all time, known for the formulation of the relativity theory. Lived: 1879-1955 "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein (contemplating nuclear devastation) "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker." - Albert Einstein "The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking, and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophes." - Albert Einstein "One cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war" - Albert Einstein "Force always attracts men of low morality." - Albert Einstein "I made one great mistake in my life-when I signed the letter to President Roosevelt recommending that atom bombs be made but there was so

Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein - (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist. He is best known for his theory of relativity and specifically mass–energy equivalence, expressed by the equation E = mc2. Einstein received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to Theoretical Physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect." Einstein's many contributions to physics include his special theory of relativity, which reconciled mechanics with electromagnetism, and his general theory of relativity, which was intended to extend the principle of relativity to non-uniform motion and to provide a new theory of gravitation. His other contributions include advances in the fields of relativistic cosmology, capillary action, critical opalescence, classical problems of statistical mechanics and their application to quantum theory, an explanation of the Brownian movement of molecules, atomic transition probabilities, the quantum theory

Albert Einstein (scientist, 1879-1955)
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. " If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own - a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. It is enough for me to contemplate the mystery of conscious life perpetuating itself through all eternity, to reflect upon the marvelous structure of the universe which we can dimly perceive and to try humbly to comprehend even an infinitesimal part of the intelligence manifested in Nature."

Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965) German Theologian:
There is nothing more negative than the result of the critical study of the life of Jesus. The Jesus of Nazareth who came forward publicly as the Messiah, who preached the ethic of the kingdom of God, who founded the kingdom of God upon earth, and died to give his work its final consecration, never had any existence. His image has not been destroyed from without, it has fallen to pieces, cleft and disintegrated by the concrete historical problems which come to the surface one after another... He is a figure designed by rationalism, endowed with life by liberalism, and clothed by modern theology in a historical garb.

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The Alberto Kang Fubar Lounge Surf
So i just went around to some lounges and added them. But i did the usual thing as Alberto Kang and added all the sites that you would not want your parents or perhaps future employers to know about. So know i wonder if there is a way to make the Lounges you are associated to to be just viewable by friends?

The Alberto Kang Thoughts On Fubar
In an attempt to check the NSFW settings on this blog i will now Swear so that i can check to see who can see it. FUBAR sucks and it is Fucking Stupid. Well so far that is my opinion for now, still not sure who can read anymore of this that i write so. Does this make the Blog Private?

Alber Elbaz : Fatale Femme Lanvin
Directeur artistique pour Lanvin depuis dix ans, Alber Elbaz est un maître dans l'art de revisiter chaque fois un peu plus l'architecture du vêtement. Avant de présenter sa nouvelle collection printemps/été 2013 hier à Paris, il a expliqué ce qui était le plus important pour lui dans le processus créatif. « Qu'est-ce que le design ? Quelle est la définition du design ? Je pense que c'est la façon de traduire ou de ne pas traduire, comment transformer une dimension en trois dimensions, prendre un morceau de tissu plat et lui donner de la consistance, a-t-il déclaré. Vous le faites avec du volume, vous le faites avec un drapé. Cela, pour moi, est le travail de design grossiste vetement femme .» Alber Elbaz a choisi une palette monochrome qui est l'une des tendances principales de la semaine de la mode parisienne. Le smoking était à l'honneur. L'un des mannequins portait un pantalon à pince souple avec une veste courte s'arrêtant à la taille. Les bijoux étaient en or, ras du cou et sa

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EDMONTON -- The NHL players union says the argument is simple: Alberta labour laws apply to the Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames. The NHL Players Association was in Edmonton on Friday to try to get the Alberta Labour Relations Board to declare the current lockout illegal. NHLPA lawyer Bob Blair told the panel that the teams are Alberta businesses, so provincial labour laws have to be followed. "No one gets to choose what labour laws apply to them in this province," Blair said. "The law is the law is the law." He argued that players from the Oilers and Flames have never agreed to forgo their rights under the Alberta Labour Code. "It applies to every employer and employee. That is the starting point." A lawyer for the NHL argued that its impossible for a league spanning two countries to operate under different laws for each franchise. Peter Gall pointed out that 23 of the 30 teams are in the United States, where labour laws are federally regulated. The league has always ope

Albino Deer
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Albino Raven Poem Part 1
the ravens are gathering, only the albino raven stands alone. What does this mean? Why an albino raven now. what is the reason it stands alone. Does it stand for new hope or new life. Why do the other ravens gather and not let the albino raven join them. Does it symbolize the pandoras box?? Does it challange a sense of balance of old verses new: Shows the turmmoil of evil veres good. Then maybe it shows a sense of justices. That if you, are not oen of the same in the gathering you msut be an outsider. So, why does the albino raven stand alone. Does it stand alone laughing at the others. Who gather: Knowing it can stand alone. Or is it crying with sarrow, Shame and pain, Because it knows it can not join in the gathering. What does it see this albino raven! Joy, happiness, or pain and sarrow. Is this the reason that it stands in jugdement over the souls of lfie? For ataking or not to hell or heaven. Or is it the raven that takes the soul and put's it back into the body. If the

Albino Raven Poem Part 2
The raven's are gathering Only the Albino stand alone What does it mean Is it a pandora's box Out with the old In with the new Joy & hope verses pain & sarrow Is the a sense of justices Be a part of something Verses standing alone Are the gathering birds laughing at the albino raven Or is the albino raven laughing at the other ravens The paradox of it all Do the ravens gather to take souls To heaven or to hell What is the role of the albino raven To return the soul To judge the soul Forever more the ravens gather Forver more the albino raven stands ALONE

Albondigas Con Salsa De Perejil - Meatballs With Parsley Sauce
This main course originates in the Balearic Islands of the Mediterranean. The bacon in these meatballs make them extra flavorful. Combine them with a rich-tasting sauce of broth, parsley and walnuts and you have a delicious main course. INGREDIENTS: * 2 lbs. lean hamburger * 1 Onion * 2 Cloves Garlic * 1/4 cup Parsley * 4 Slices Bacon * 1/2 cup (approx) Bread Crumbs for Coating * 1 to 1 1/2 cups Olive Oil for frying * 1/2 cup Flour * 1 cup Bread Crumbs * 4 cups Beef Broth * 4 sprigs finely chopped Parsley for Sauce * 1/3 cup finely chopped Walnuts PREPARATION: Serves 6-8 as a main course or 10-12 as appetizers. Prepare Ingredients for Meatballs Peel and finely chop the onion and garlic. Finely chop 1/4 cup parsley and the bacon. Place the hamburger, onion, garlic, parsley and bacon in a large mixing bowl and thoroughly mix. Sponsored Links Meatballs RecipeSmucker's Recipes from Breakfast to Dinner & Everything

Album Photo Shot Updates.
And it don’t stop… Oct 30, 2006 The trouble with our new job is that our arms are constantly bruised … why? Because it seems like every single day, we have to pinch ourselves to make sure that what is going on is actually real. So this weekend was the big photo shoot. The very important photo shoot that will let the entire world see, and judge us. It is the photo shoot that will make up our album photos, myspace photo’s, and website photo’s. Photo’s that will carry us an entire album cycle…a cycle that could last years depending on the success of the record. Did I mention that it is kinda important? So anyway, the always amazing and fabulous Annette Navarro did the shoot. Annette is the real deal. She shoots everything from very high profile models to million dollar ads for some of the biggest brands on the planet to…yep; you guessed it…musicians. Armed with amazing skill, and vision, she also has one of the best feels for fashion...period. As if just Annette wouldn’t be eno

Album Cover That I Designed
My cousin in-law asked me to design an album cover for his Jazz band here in Pueblo, CO called Wallace Bones & Tubbs. He wanted me to do Characatures of him and his band mates. So here it is: Tell me what you think of it! Thanks

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Albuquerque's # 1 Champ *r.i.p*
R.I.P EL PICOCITO ALBUQUERQUE'S #1 CHAMP (A FALLEN ANGEL)GO HOME TO BE AN ANGEL..LOVE U BRO “Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy" *I've learned that: Goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never repllace being there, thanks is a feeble word, memories gorget the hard times, words can never replace feelings, and heros often go unsung.*

Album Of The Year For '08
Yes it's only January and I realize 99.9% of my Fubar friends might hate this type of music but I am already proclaiming Decrepit Birth's "Diminishing Between Worlds" as album of the year for 2008 :P Check it out if you dare... http://www.myspace.com/decrepitbirth

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15 Albums
Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. 1. Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power This is the first record I remember owning, my older brother shane was really big into pantera, slayer, iron maiden, etc and thought that i should be brought up with the same musical tastes at the age of 9. (he also took me to my first pantera show when i was 14, gotta love older bros!!) 2. Bauhaus - the sky's gone out I remember sitting at my best friend melini's being about 14-15 years old and listening to this album on repeat while we drank vodka that her much much older boyfriend would buy us. 3. Jack Off Jill - Sexless Demons and Scars This album was always in the background of va

Album Review: Committing Suicide
Album: Committing SuicideArtist: KATONELable: Dainty Suicide RecordsYear: 1999 Tris Katone kicked off his solo career with his debut album Committing Suicide. The album itself contains lyrics that centered around suicide, of course, but also of sex, drugs and the rock and roll life that would eventually become Katone’s overall signature style. Though The Last Day of My Life was the last song Katone wrote for the album, I must admit, it made one hell of a starter! The opening is simply powerful! The lyrics speak of waking up one morning and staring at oneself in the mirror, only to find a complete stranger. All emotions are cut off, you’re disassociated. Drugs and the demanding and over-stimulation of a rock and roll life, coupled with too much baggage taking a toll. This is the fast life. Then you hit rock bottom and contemplate ending it all. The sounds in various intervals of the song are awesome, and the closing is just as powerful as the opening. My only complain

Album Available Now..
Hi everyone!! I know a lot of you have been listening to us here on Fubar.. If you like what you hear, you can buy our Debut Album "Keep Me In Mind" ALL over the world Online.. iTunes, Rhapsody, e-Music, Amazon MP3 etc. You can also request our song "Hold the Reigns" at your local Alternative Station.. Thanks for your support.. The Companies

The Album Of You
I was lost in the album of you . I wondered how soft your hair might be as I watched blowing in that coastal breeze . when I turned around and see you there next to, I couldn’t tell you as you were in that blue dress and matching hat that made you seem as if you were the light that shined threw out the mall . I turned again and watched as you drove towards me , and I wondered if your sun kissed skin smelled as sweet as a rose . I then I turned again and watched as you played so tenderly with your kids . And wondered why all mothers couldn’t show the love you bless all with . When I turned again I saw your tears. Not the kind that run down your cheeks but the kind that hurt the soul . the ones that are hidden from on lookers and my heart started to hurt ,but when I turned again I seen you standing there amongst the flowers and then I knew you had been sad for another and strong for those around . as I left the album of you I could only feel blessed for have ever been able t

The Alé - By Fuelvapor Technologies Runs On Fumes, Goes 0-60 Under 5 Seconds.
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Alcatraz
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Alchohol
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Alcoholic Drink
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Alcoholoroscopes
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Alcoholic Drink Lol
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Alcohol Urvey
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Alcohol Warnings
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Alcohol
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Alcohol Warnings
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Alcoholoroscopes
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Alcohol Warnings
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Alcoholic Survey.....
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Alcohoroscopes 1-12 Aries
ARIES Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. Trademark cocktails Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty do

Alcoholic Dementia
Memory, Learning and Other Cognitive Skills: Excessive drinking over a period of years may lead to a condition known as Alcohol Dementia, which can cause problems with memory, learning and other cognitive skills. Alcohol has a direct affect on brain cells, resulting in poor judgment, difficulty making decisions and lack of insight. Nutrition problems which often accompany long-time alcohol abuse can be another contributing factor, since parts of the brain may be damaged by vitamin deficiencies. Those suffering from dementia, may have very little ability to learn new things, while many of their other mental abilities are still highly functioning. Along with the decline in cognitive skills, sometimes noticeable personality changes take place. Tell-Tell sign's: Those suffering from dementia may remember in great detail events that happened years ago, but are not able to recall events that took place in the past few minutes. Another symptom is telling the same stories

Alcohol Warnings!!!
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may

Alcohol Quotes
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” -Winston Churchill “A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts” "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” "'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” - Winston Churchill “You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens...” -Angelina Jolie “What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?” Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.” “Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.” “I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.” -W.C. Fields

Alcoholic Side Effects
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a-hole. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol m

Alcohol Warning Labels
1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. 5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. 7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. 8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. 9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. 11. Consumption

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a > huge fan of yours. > > As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The > perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around > at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're > stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). > > However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While > I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that > your influence has led to some unwise consequences: > > 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that > communication is important, I question the suggestion that any > conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why > would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they > DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the > night. > > 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you > suggest tha

Alcohol My Friend
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce alon

Alcohol
You made me lose my loved ones, I thought your lies were true. You made me lose my dignity, and now I'm stuck with you. My true friends tried to warn me, they said I'd lose my mind, that someday soon my only friend would be a glass of wine. You filled my mouth with poison, turned my heart to ice. You rotted me inside and out, My weakness I despise. I never thought you'd conquer me, thought I was stronger than thee. You made me lose my loved ones, my true friends, and pride, now in limbo, dark and lonely, My cowardice I must Hide....

Alcohol At Work
Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work... It's an incentive to show up. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It encourages car pooling. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no lon

Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make yo

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those I know for a fact do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down wit

Alcohalic Beverage
alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)malibu coconut rumYou are malibu coconut rum. You love to chill, take it easy and smooth. If this was an outdoor party I could just see you skinny dipping. Sip this drink you prefer taste than to making a total ass out of yourself, by taking shots. I think that's totally rad and cool, at leaast you would be more capable of driving people home?Myspace Quizzes

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol Current mood: happy Dear alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hour s of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili

Alcohol, Tobacco Make Top 10 List Of Risky Drugs
British study rated Alcohol & Cigarettes more dangerous than marijuana, Ecstasy LONDON - New "landmark" research finds that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or Ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study. In research published Friday in The Lancet magazine, Professor David Nutt of Britain's Bristol University and colleagues proposed a new framework for the classification of harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. Their ranking listed alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances. Nutt and colleagues used three factors to determine the harm associated with any drug: the physical harm to the user, the drug's potential for addiction and the impact on society of drug use. The researchers asked two groups of experts — psychiatrists specializing in addiction and legal or police officials with scientific or medical

Alcohaulin' Ass
Hellyeah Lyrics "Alcohaulin' Ass" A Little Bit Of Sunshine A Little Bit Of Booze A Little Bit Of Me And A Little Bit Of You A Little Bit Country A Little Bit Of Blues A Slice Of Heaven And A Little Piece Of You...come On Alcohaulin' Ass Pour Another Drink In My Glass Alcohaulin' Ass Alcohaul...in' Ass A Little Bit Thirsty A Little Bit Used A Little Bit Of Whiskey And A Little Pinch Of Chew A Little Bit Tired And A Bad Attitude A Little Bit Of Drinkin And Another Piece Of You Alcohaulin' Ass Pour Another Drink In My Glass Alcohaulin' Ass Alcohaulin' Alcohaulin' You Drove Me To It So There Was Nothing I Could Do You Pushed Me Down Split Me Right In Two Now I Found The Long Hard Road Carried The Weight Of You Boy Oh Boy God Damn Only One Thing Left To Do Alcohaulin' Ass Pour Another Drink In My Glass Alcohaulin' Ass Pour Another Drink In My Glass Alcohaul...in' Ass

Alcohol Survey
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...... get louder 2. Shots or beers? beer first...then shots 3. Do you have drinking buddies? a few 4. Do you get angry? no 5. Do you puke? been known to 6. After 7 drinks who are you? Ms Everything!!! 7. Your favorite drink is? michelob ultra 8. Tequila does what to you? makes my clothes fall off....just like the song says!!! LOL 9. Who do you drink with? whoever is buying...LOL 10. Vodka makes you? very very drunk 11. Do you smoke when you drink? NO.....NEVER 12. Do you pass out? sometimes 13. Do you drink girly drinks? NO!!!!! 14. Do you drink alone? sometimes 15. Worst drink you have ever had? jager 16. Do you play drinking games? sometimes 17. Favorite Beer? michelob ultra 18. What is your favorite shot? tequila!!!!! 19. What will you NEVER drink? jim beam...brings back bad memories 20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? no 22. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?

Alcoholics
A person never knows when they got a drinkin problem. I know for instance.I almost lost my life the night of november 3 morning of november 4. i was stupid for drinking and driving. i hit a bridge head on with a truck that didn't even belong to me. it belonged to my boss. i pray to god and count my blessings each and every day that i get out of bed that i was able to walk away from that accident that almost took my life. i suffer from a broken neck and loss of feeling in my left arm. doctors aren't sure if the feeling will ever come back. i had to have surgery on my neck. they stuck 2 steel rods and bolts in my neck to keep it together. they also did a bone graph on it. will keep you all updated as doctors do me.

6-alcoholwarnings
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The ! consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WA

The Alcoholics Prayer
The Alcoholics Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen.

Alcohol
When i'm hung over My water taste like liquified rust Fuzz is never around I remember how much of an ass i can be when drunk I love to smoke weed My stomache always looks bigger than normal I love watching really sad/depressing movies Sex becomes more appealing I have a mixture of love and hate for all of you out there

Alcohol And Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer, wine etc., helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting

Alcohaulin Ass
HELLYEAH LYRICS "Alcohaulin' Ass" A little bit of sunshine A little bit of booze A little bit of me And a little bit of you A little bit country A little bit of blues A slice of heaven And a little piece of you...come on Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaul...in' ass A little bit thirsty A little bit used A little bit of whiskey And a little pinch of chew A little bit tired And a bad attitude A little bit of drinkin And another piece of you Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Alcohaulin' Alcohaulin' You drove me to it So there was nothing i could do You pushed me down Split me right in two Now i found the long hard road Carried the weight of you Boy oh boy god damn Only one thing left to do Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaulin' ass Pour another drink in my glass Alcohaul...in' ass

Alcohol Quotes
Alcohol Quotes Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve

Alcohol Warnings
This is funny! Liquor Manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The co

Alcohol
I've come to the conclusion that I hate alcohol for many reasons. I know that hate is a strong word but I really truely hate it...here is 25 reasons why... 1) I hate how everything has to revolve around drinking. 2) I hate listening to people talk about how drunk they need to be to deal with life. 3) I hate that people who do not drink get labeled as "a person who has no fun in their life." 4) I hate that in order for people to feel there is a connection we need to drink to share a bond/be part of a group. 5) I hate that people in my age range who don't drink at all/ or a lot to get drunk are a minority 6) I hate drunk drivers and alcoholism 7) I hate the fact that governments think that alcohol is fine, but smoking and taking drugs is bad… When its been proven over and over again, there are more alcohol related deaths than deaths of all types of drugs combined, and also more than smoking. 8) I hate how there is an alcohol related death every 30 minutes 9) I

Alcohol
A-Z With a TwistTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this alcoholic survey A- Are you 21 or older? Yep B- Beer of choice? I prefer a flavored beer..like any flavors dark Samual Adams C- Do you like Champagne? It's ok..but I'm a beer/hard alcohol person D- Do you Drive Drunk? Hells NO! E- Ever do a flaming shot? Yep.:) F- Do you own a flask? I drink Jack..take a guess! LOL :) G- Got caught drinking underage? Nope H- Ever get a Hangover? One wicked head ache I- Is 21 too young for a drinking age? YES! J- Jager Bombs are: Ok K- Ever kiss someone while drunk? Yep..but they where my boyfriend..no strangers L- Last alcoholic beverage? Jack adn Coke baby.:) M- Ever drink with your Mom? Yep N- Drinking advise...Never: Drive drunk or drink yourself stupid O- Open beer bottles on your own? Yep P- Ever puke after drinking? Once b/c I was stupid Q- Is AA for Quitters? No AA is for people how have a problem. For those that can't just have one drink. R- Know someone who when to Rehab? Yep S-

Alcohol Quotes
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo

Alcoholic Illusion
A sip of alcohol starts me going, A shot of it makes my blood keep flowing. Many cups later, you're looking pretty hot, And I want to fuck you, when I know I should not. An unnatural attraction is what I sense in the air, But we're both grown, so why should we care? You initiated it all, by showing me our chemistry, Touching all of my spots and doing it seductively. Underneath my excited arousal, is the state of confusion, Could it be that we're suffering from an alcoholic illusion? I feel your hands graze across my skin, Black and white is turning gray, Go ahead and "loosen up my buttons babe," As the Pussy Cat Dolls, would say. No need to play coy with me, When we both want the same damn thing, Me on the top or even on all fours, In a drunken-fucking-fling. Is your car outside, want to go there now? Let's be straight and avoid all the allusion, I'm ready to fuck and you're ready to fuck, All thanks to our alcoholic illusion. My skirt is up around my waist, a

Alcohol
I noticed there are about a gazillion (thats a number right?) pictures of people on Fubar drinking alcohol. Sadly most people make damn well sure to leave captions boasting of their alcohol consumption abilities, or worse yet, they make sure to raise their drink in hand towards the camera, as if the drink is another person worthy of the camera's attention. Boasting of alcohol tolerance prowess does NOT make you a better human being. Drinking alcohol is fine. No big deal. Moderate yourself. I do it. HOWEVER.....if you RELY on alcohol to "have fun" you are a fucking loser. End of story. No gray area on that one.

Alcohol
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning Latest News: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Alcohol
*in this blog I am posting questions which you can answer in the form of a comment. Ok here we go Alcohol and those who love it; 1 would you consider yourself a "drinker"? (yes I like to put labels on people, it simplifies things for me) 2 cocktail drinker, shot taker, or beer guzzler? 3 do you flirt excessively when drinking and if so are you naturally flirtatious when sober? 4 if you had to choose between booze, pot, or pills which would it be and why? 5 can you avoid drama and violence when stumbling, seeing double, slurred speech hammered? Thanks for your time, I try to keep it brief because I know there's a limit as to how long of a comment you can leave.

Alcohol Study
• A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles in a year. •Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. •That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud to be American

Alcoholism
Demons did come... June 12 2008 4:25pm Okay I went through alot of changes. I haven't been on thoughts for awhile now. I have been occupied by facebook and fubar.com. Now, I need thoughts more than ever. I recently got myself into trouble. Team Padam (Pauline & Adam) we moved out of the parents in law place at the end of May. On May 31, we celebrated with some Champagne at first, than I started to work on the Beer, and played the Wii while doin' this. Adam went to bed, and I stayed up continued to play the Wii and contunied to have more and more drinks...I got into the sweet water, or moonshine...Than I got into my head that I could make a cat house for Barnabas and his new step-brother Paul. I got out a steak knife and started to hack away, while I woke up Adam and he came out, and asked what the hell I was doin'...So he went back to bed, and I went into the kitchen...I remember cuttin' my left wrist twice...but I don't remember the other two that I did on my left...no

Alcohol Warning Labels:
1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. 5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4 :00 in the morning. 7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. 8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. 9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. 11. Consumption of alcoh

Alcoholics...
If you were with someone for years and years who was an alcoholic who used to beat you and do nasty nasty things to you... then you left him... and someone else admitted to being an alcoholic... and of their own accord vowed they wouldn't touch alcohol again as from their own admittance they didn't know when to stop... started drinking a few days after the first alcoholic stabbed you numerous times and tried to kill you... what would you do about the second alcoholic? trust them? abandon them? forgive them? hate them? believe they didn't give a shit about you? what?

Alcohol Was Used....ya Think?????
Guess what Alcohol was the determining factor in both of these cases…Ya think? A western Pennsylvania man has been convicted of throwing a 2-pound concrete garden gnome at his 16-year-old stepdaughter during a drunken rage. Charles Morrison, 31, of Greensburg, has been convicted of aggravated assault and four lesser charges for the Feb. 14 incident. He is already serving a 15-month to five-year prison sentence for pleading guilty to his sixth drunken driving offense since 1997. Morrison's stepdaughter said she was hurt when the gnome shattered a glass door and shards of glass cut her face. The Weapon,…I am trying to write this with a straight face… The gnome, about a foot tall, wore a hat, a blue shirt over a bulging stomach and a wide grin as it sat on a table in open court throughout the two-day trial. Morrison and the weapon were separated by about 2 feet of table, with the gnome facing the defendant. I can see this whole thing play out in my mind too! Let me guess the pro

Alcohol Vs. Water
Alcohol vs. Water In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Alcoholic Drink
Beer! Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Alcohol Is Bad For My Legs...
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.' Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?' Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

Alcohol Consumption And Medication
Wow, this is my kind of bar. I'm on 5 anabolic medications and booze is a huge no-no for me so this is my kind of bar. All the ambiance of a happy place to socialize and my body doesn't have to worry about alcohol overload! Don't get a headache from too much second hand cigarette smoke either. So, have fun, invite me to do stuff, help me "mingle"! Party ON!

Alcohol
so i wanted to go drinking tonight and she so bailed on me and i even was paying for gas and drinks. bbbbbbbbiiiiittccccccccccchhhhh... anyways only cause i have to work tomorrow and be back in an hour she didnt go anymore bullshit! o well her loss ...

Alcohol For Tonight...
Well... I had a choice of 3 Coronas (bottles), an 18 pack of Miller Light (bottles), or a half full half gallon of Jim Beam. I chose the Miller Light, because 3 Coronas just isn't enough and I don't wanna change up midway through the evening. And I'm gonna save the Beam for this weekend. Yes, this is a pointless blog, but I have to start somewhere right?

Alcohol Is The Devil...
UUUGGHHH... I remember now why I am not a drinker. I truly believe that alcohol is the devil and damn did he get me good last night. I vow never to dance with you again devil...nope nope nope...

Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms
In my wandering mind, I got to thinking of the ATF, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. I've often thought this would have to be the coolest of the Governmental Agency, I mean who doesn't like Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms really? But I started thinking, ok I know there is a definite mission to fight against Alcohol, it is after all the whole basis for NASCAR today, even if they don't want you to think about it. (Check out this story on Sam Adams breaking the law) Firearms are certainly a problem as well, plenty of illegal doings going on there, you need someone keeping an eye on that. There isn't a lot of talk about big Tobacco raids though, you don't see news releases on the war on Colombian Tobacco Farmers. Is it time to take the T out of the ATF? Curiously driven, I went to the ATF site, and right there on the front page was this article: FORMER PUYALLUP TRIBAL COUNCIL MEMBER AND SMOKE SHOP OWNER SENTENCED FOR CONTRABAND CIGARETTE SCHEME Couple Cheating Stat

Alcohol Abuse Treatment For Gays
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Longitudinal changes in alcohol and drug use among men seen at a gay-specific substance abuse treatment agency. Journal of. Studies on Alcohol, 57, 475–485. ... There are some speculations that alcohol abuse may be declining in the LGBT ...... Driscoll, 1982 R. Driscoll, A gay-identified alcohol treatment program: A ... Treatment for Drug and Alcohol Addiction, Especially For Us ... members of our community could deal with their substance abuse issues, together with other gays and lesbians. ... Drug

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Alcohol...dark Life
My world is falling apart. my eyes arenever dry..I seewhat you are doing toyourself. and thatyou want to die.The way you drinkevery day and nightevery one wonders if youwill ever see the light.You are loosing everything that used to matterif it ever mattered atall..tell me how you feelafter the fall.You are following in the steps of a fatherthat you never reallyknew.. and yet, you expectyour daughter to look up to you.Do you want her to seeyou dead, and blame herselffor something she had no controlof. does it matter that shedoesnt even want to be aroundbecause it seems likethe beer. is better than she is.that the beer was chosen over herand that it is and what took youaway from her.but keep going the way you areand kill yourself slowly. Im not sureshe and I can live with that any longer.We didnt ask for it. we arent the cause of itmaybe one day you will see the damage youhave really done.

Alcoholicquaintance - 3/5/09
ALCOHOLICQUAINTANCE We’ve met before, yeah you know me No, not by my given name But by another nomenclature I’m the bocci ball, the LIT The cactus bowl and the purple motherfucker Your disbelief is palpable as I go from smooth merlot to kamikaze Then to chardonnay, don’t forget my strawberry marguerita and martini I see you nudgin’ and catch the winkin’ Laying down the bets ‘cause you’re damn sure I’ll be pukin’ Step right up and don’t be shy I’m suckin’ down illusions galore Shootin’ in another gallery Throwin’ down with my longtime lovers, maybe you’ve heard of them? José and Jack, just to mention two But my memory holds my many affairs with the speckled Goldschläger Slow dancing sweetly through my veins To the super-unleaded Jagermeister, a furious bump and grind to my senses Yeah, you’ve seen me before The one at the end of the bar This ain’t no Blackjack ta

Alcoholism
Its been brought to my attention that theres alot of people out there with what most call a disease, (i would rather call it a choice). ive been an alcoholic for 20 years ive been sober for the last 6, im proud of what ive accomplished. i volenteer for everything and give till it hurts. but to my friends out there that are strugling and dont know what to do, heres my thought. just look a little further then what ya normally do and you'll see the answer its right there. and when it feels like its the end, it probably is. so buck up and do whats right you'll know. and everything will be ok i promise. god bless and dont denie what is the truth frankielee

Alcohol That Doesnt Make You Drunk
http://www.sphere.com/world/article/drinking-without-getting-drunk-researchers-hope-to-make-it-happen/19309217 Ok really? I've seen this scrolling across Fubar most of the day and finally clicked on it to read the article. Here are my thoughts on this subject, seeing as how its kind of a sore spot for me... I'm sure everybody would love to get drunk and not have the nasty side effects. However, if people learned to have maybe a glass of water here and there throughout a 10 hour binge, they would find that the water won't compeltely fuck you over from getting drunk, but it will help with side effects in the morning. The nights I drink water here and there, I don't have a hang over or headache the next day. The nights I drink straight booze, I'm miserable the next day. I guess that's just my personal experience. Who knows if that works with everybody.... "The new substance is based on chemicals related to Valium." My favorite part of the article. Besides the fact that the next paragr

Alcohol
Alcohol Sedated and Numb I fade from his mind You give him what he wants His emotions go blind I am stripped of him I lose him everytime I long to be his angel But I see he isn't mine I was robbed at birth And again later in life You stole my father I gave up being a wife Constantly first and better I resign myself to alone You have ripped my life apart Left your sins to atone So I lock up my heart Let my love fade Sedated and numb by sadness My emotions drift away I concede him to you You win yet again I am never first And I will never win Melissa Lay May 12,2009

Alcohol
Alcohol Sedated and numb I fade from his mind You give him what he wants His emotions are blind I am stripped of hiim I lose him everytime I long to know him more But I see he isn't mine I was robbed at birth And again later in life You stole my father I gave up being a wife Constantly first and better I resign myself to alone You have ripped my life apart Left your sins to atone So I lock up my heart Let my love fade Sedated and numb by sadness My emotions drift away I concede him to you You win yet again I am never first And I will never win Melissa Lay May 2010

Alcohol..... Yeaaaaaa....
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m . Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball

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Alcohol Classes
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Alcoholic Beverages
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Alcohol And Drug Addiction.
Ever consider the possibility that you may have a substance abuse problem? Well perhaps you do. If alcohol or drugs have ever affected an important part of your life, such as your relationship with a significant other, then you likely will want to ponder the subject a bit more. Ask yourself a few simple questions: Have I ever had a DUI? yes or no Have I ever missed work because you partied to hard the night before? yes or no Have I ever lied to someone about my consumption? yes or no Does my addiction take money away from those I love? yes or no If you answered Yes to any of these questions, you may have a problem. One that only gets worse as we continue to use. Seek help....now! It's not to late. Is this what you really wanted to hear? Those questions only get harder. Get help, your family is worth it..and so are you. Out for now....much love. Brian

Alcohol
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Alcohol Tincture - Green Dragon
This isn't my recipe, but it works. I prefer the hot extraction method. It's quick and effective. Alcohol Tincture I found good recepies for three methods: Hot Extraction, the quickest extraction of cannaboids (20 minutes); suprisingly the Cold Extraction next (2-3 days); and the Warm Extraction longest (30-60 days).--Hot Extraction: This is a simple and efficient 4 Step process.Ingredients:1/8oz high quality cannabis2 oz Bacardi Rum – 151 proofProcess Summary:1. Chop cannabis very fine (coffee grinder works great)2. Place in a shallow pan (pie pan with aluminum foil works great) and bake at 325°F for 4-5 minutes.3. Remove from oven and place cannabis and place in 2 oz of rum (use a small wide mouth mason jar)4. Simmer in a water bath for 20 minutes. Maintain temperature of the rum/cannabis mixture between 150°F – 165°F.5. Strain the mixture and store.Dosage:One eyedropper is very nice. Two puts you in space. But you should self-titrate. Effects

Alcoholism:
ALCOHOLISM: The truest of inhumane cruelty Ive ever had to be subject to. The delusions of grandeur the lack of will towards responsibility, the inability to see exactly what's going on, let alone able to be honest with them selves or anyone around them. I can only hope to leave this earth never knowing another one. I simply loath it & them,.. Thank you alcoholics of my life. Thank you. Yes! You've made an impact! Congratulations!

Alcune Verità Su Android App Development
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