HOW TO MAKE LOVE>>Ingredients:>4 Laughing eyes>4 Well-shaped legs>4 Loving arms>2 Firm milk containers>2 Nuts>1 Fur-lined mixing bowl>1 Firm banana> >>>Directions:>1. Look into laughing eyes.>2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.>3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.>4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until>well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.>5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover>with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).>6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,>repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.> >>>Notes:>1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully>before and after use.>2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.> >>3. If cake rises, leave town.> >>> >>> >>>Send this to:>0 people- your love life will be shit>8 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex>8 or more people- you will find the perfect love

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