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created @ 08/25/2009 02:24 am
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ok a friend of mine on here who is on teh Bronx Police force told me a story i could not beleive and could not stop laughing about when she finished....ok she goes to a frequent bar downtown and after a night of dancing and drinking went into teh laides room to use the stalls....well there was some ratling on the other stall while she was having a cigarette and some dude that followed her into the ladies room stuck his dick through teh hole where the tissue holder would have been...so he said lick on this and she toook her cig out and said let me heat that up for u and burned teh underside of his head...after screaming and calling her all types of names, dumbass proceeds to ask her if he puts it back in..if she will just suck him off, she says yes but itll be a shocker, and he puts it back in again!!!!
she actually grabs hold of his penis, strokes him a few times, licks his dick and then takes her taser out of her purse and stun guns the fucker, walks over to teh next stall, cuffs the dude and calls it in!!!!
I was laughing my ass off so bad my sides were hurting the next day from it all.

So here my question...Ladies if something like this were to happen to you, what would u do???
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