Dr Black's blog: "Public.."

Was just messing around in the MuMMs with some friends when magic happened.. I set up Flu and he hit one out of the park.. out of the stadium.. it's just plain EPIC.. Enjoy.. 

Suga Lips: I've polished your knob plenty of times and never got my own status.

I re-add her to my friends list and she's already hitting on me.. 

*shakes head* 

I'm never going to win.. 

First off, I blame Krazik for this.. He's in charge of bling.. 

Every couple of weeks fubar puts in the bling shop a ring.. The only flaw I find in Jen is her fucking addiction to sparkly shit.. Every single time a new ring pops into the bling shop Jen hits play on her prerecorded message to me.. It goes like this... 

Jen: OOOOHHHHH.. That's pretty.. That's the preitties ring I've ever seen.. How many credits do you have? I swear, I won't ask for another one again.. Yea, i know I said that last time, but this THE ONE.. I love you baby.. *bats eyelashes* 

Ryan: *bangs head on keyboard*

5 minutes later...

· Jen has bought you a Bling-Pack!

It's a plot by fubar admin to drive me insane.. The bastards... 

Just feel like writing a blog.. no one reads this shit anyhow..

Pretty disgusted with the amount of people who have no shame and post thier naked sex pics on fubar.. I just don't get it.. probably never will.. 

I've managed to keep track of nearly all the people who have me blocked and the number is mind boggling.. I am truly hated.. 

Really sick of the racism going around the mumms and fubar in general.. The bullshit with Joe, Bob, and bill is really old and I wish those pukes would just die.. fubar would be alot more fun without them.. 

I'm sick of being underpaid and this whole gas bullshit has me worried that the economy will suffer and my company won't survive it.. 

I miss kissing Jen.. 

Blazers beat the Heat tonight..  God does love me.. 

Seems like everyone has drugs but me.. 

Here is a peek into what it is like to live with a Princess... 

Katie: Hey, I rented a new movie you might like, it's not a chick flick. It's about a boxer.

Ryan: What's it called?

Katie: I don't know, let me find movie. 

*holds up movie*

Ryan: Katie, That's Million Dollar Baby. I watched it like 5 years ago on HBO.. and yes, it's a great movie.. but it's hardly new.. 

I hate drama!

Oh look! some drama! *tackles it*

Oh shit! Not this kind of drama! *runs*

YOU START DRAMA!

Oh look! some drama! *tackles it*

*points fingers*

You suck! Whore!

I hate drama!

Can you fuckheads do me a favor? Next time at least make it something worth trying to keep up with?.. Thanks bitches..

My brother - #1

Me- #2

a conversation from 2 stoners...
1.Call me when you get to work tomorrow to remind me.
2. ok
1. got it?
2. alright
1. alright
2. ok
1. call me tomorrow, k?
2. alright
1. alight.
2. later
1. bye

So Misfit threatens me with a BBW salute... Ninji makes me one with the fattest slob she can find.. Jen pimps me out and I am left with this little gem.. This is a message and my replies from the whale that his my default pic.. Enjoy..

R U FUKING SERIOUSLY THAT FUKING RETARDED ? ITS MY FUKING PIC..GET THE FUK RID OF IT U MORON..HOW WOOD U LIKE ME STEELING PIX OF UR FUKIN MOM OR SUM SHIT...uve been reported..lighten up on that 1
=== 'Dr Black' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:03:48'..
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> LOL.. really? the person who made it for me gave it to me a couple of weeks ago.. seriously.. lighten up..
>
>
> === 'FluFFie N Daveys Still On Probation lol' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:02:48'..
> >
> > NO IT WASNT..THATS A BRAND NEW PIC OF ME JUS PUT UP....REPORTED
> > === 'Dr Black' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:01:46'..
> > >
> > > I didn't steal it.. it was given to me..
> > >
> > >
> > > === 'FluFFie N Daveys Still On Probation lol' wrote the following at '2010-10-22 23:01:14'..
> > > >
> > > > is there a reason ur stealing my pix ?
> > >
> >
>

oh, and she blocked me..

UPDATE: Fubar admin has asked me to change my default.. They're afraid I'll get too many "likes" with such a sexy default..