Sunday Sex
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin
because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he
goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son, after
an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and
is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?"
So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man
and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister
and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore
not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate
authority: a man of
thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders
the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play.
" The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when
so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly
speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid
do it."
