My name is Patrick,
Im a union pipe fitter, u dont have to worry about me livin long my life expectancy is only 40 years based on my job. I enjoy dressing up like santa claus and in need of a horny elf. Brief description of myself im 7 ft tall, 9 in long, 75% of my body is covered in tattoos, I got 32 above and 7 below...go ahead count them. Things I enjoy...long romantic nights at hotel rooms, I love walking down the beach (by beach I mean Lake Michigan) Although im 26 I got the stamina of an 18 year old wild stallion. Do you want to come sit on santas lap and tell him what you want for christmas...I got an idea its long its hard and it came to get its friction on. This is just a joke really my name is Patrick and I hope it made you laugh rather than offend you.
----I promise no retards were harmed in the making of this letter----