Mosweetangel RLBF mofordman63's blog: "Newspaper Ads"

>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. >8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. > >FREE PUPPIES: >1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. > >FREE PUPPIES... >Mother, AKC German Shepherd. >Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. > >FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. >Looks like a rat ... been out a while. >Better be a reward. > >COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. >Also 1 gay bull for sale. > >NORDIC TRACK >$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. > >GEORGIA PEACHES >California grown - 89 cents lb. > >JOINING NUDIST COLONY! >Must sell washer and dryer $300. > >WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . >WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. >Call Stephanie. > >AND THE BEST ONE : > >FOR SALE BY OWNER: >Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes >Excellent condition >$1,000 or best offer >No longer needed, got married last month. >Wife knows everything