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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulatingenough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talkingabout all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, ifthey have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureenbring up the subject of sex."Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen."Pretty much the wayyou do," responds the Martian.Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partnersfor the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martiango off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny,weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick."I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen."Why?" he asks,"What's the matter?""Well," she replies,"It's just not long enough to reach me!""No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead withhis palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows untilit's quite impressively long."Well," she says,"That's quite impressive, but it's still prettynarrow....""No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entiremeasurement is extremely exciting to the woman."Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and gotheir separate ways.As they walk along, Mike asks"Well, was it any good?""I hate to say it," says Maureen,"but it was pretty wonderful.How about you?""It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache.All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead andpulling my ears."

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said,"Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered."Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

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hmmmmmm when you have time give me a call. it seems we're overdue for a chat. if i don't hear within the next day or two i'll call you love ya bunches!!!

stopping by on here to tell you i love you and hope all is well decided to look at fu for the first time in foreverrrrr ll we need to catch up again soon sissy

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