I have the neighbors from HELL. I could do a whole standup comedy bit devoted to them. You want to talk about beggers and borrowers (oh wait, they never return anything so that would just make them TAKERS).
Over exaggerating, I think not. Example: (this is only one in a slew of examples, more to follow....hehehehe)
Let's discuss the onion. Onion, you say. How could there possibly be a story behind an onion? Read on:
I have lived at my residence from approx. 2 years now. When I first moved in it was a husband and wife that lived next to me, well low and behold they have 5 kids (the youngest three being in someone else's custody, if you get my drift). Well after living next to them for about 4 months, the kiddos came home. Up until then my home life with the neighbors had been uneventful. Then the TAKING began. Anything from sugar to toilet papter and everything in between.
Then came the day on of the kiddos ventured over (on a Monday evening) and asked if they could buy an onion for $.90. Didn't have one at the time. Chapter closed, right? WRONG. Wednesday evening (yes, the same week), one of the kiddos ventured over once again wanting to buy an onion for $.60. Still didn't have one. But the big question here is:
HOW DOES AN ONION DECPRCIATE $.30 IN TWO DAMN DAYS!!!!!!!
I guess they haven't figured out that they live the same distance from town as I do and that they pass a stupid grocery store everyday coming home and whether it be $.90 or $.60 you can buy more than one damn onion at the grocery store.
I have only just begun............lol
