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54 Year Old · Male · From Palm Harbor, FL · Joined on December 1, 2006 · Born on July 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
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54 Year Old · Male · From Palm Harbor, FL · Joined on December 1, 2006 · Born on July 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
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These are wonderful pics of Samantha Steele.

Why I don't have more pic's of me yet ???

Seriously, when I joined, my camera was not working, because some ass decided to play with it and dropped it in water - it is being repaired now, and then they mail it back to me.

I am 6' 1 1/2" - always got to get the 1/2 inch in...

Dirty blond, to med brown - short hair, because long hair on an older guy, just makes you look like a hippy.

I have a close shaven, trimmed beard, with a bit-o-salt-n-peppa appeal, thinking about dying it to my natural hair color yho'.

247 lbs, because I ate that stupid chesecake last night.

I look like a shorter version of John Candy, (when he was alive) because I stood in for him as an actor's stand in, while lighting was going on. That is how i got my SAG card, and insurance paid.

I lift weights, not for training as an athlete, but just to bulk up my chest to a whopping 52, and my waist is still a sexxt 36.

I have no tatoos, (yet, but thinking about it) - and I like to drive fast cars, enjoy a good aged wine and listen to Barry White.

I am caucasion, but if you have ever heard barry white while make the Love, you would like hime too.

In the words of Forrest Gump, another movie I was in with Tom Hanks - you can see me in there for 1-2 minutes standing with TOM.

That's all I have to say about that!

except, people call me Steelman, Jonathan Steeleman.

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I get asked about my wife's page, and she decided to fill in here a little about herself, and the answer to question, that some of you might want to ask her...

Any more Questions ? Refer to the FAQ Below >>>



About my girl Samantha:

FAQ List - This should answer it all - so don't ask these Q's

1. Married? Yes, very much so with the best friend any woman could ever hope to marry. We are extremely happy and have been for over 9 years.

2. Family? We have 2 sons, 7 and 8.

3. Occupation? I am a professional shopper always looking for the best deals. I used to dance, but gave it up when I got married. Now I only dance for my hubby.

4. Are we in the lifestyle? Not yet - but it is getting better. We would like to be a pair of voyeurs at a swingers club in Tampa Bay area, to put some different aspect in our sex life and see where it goes from there.

5. Shaved? Oh hell Yes! I can't stand hair down there, besides it's sexier to the touch, and smoother to lick.

6. Hair color? Blond of course...been thinking of going RED.

7. Eye Color? Hazel Blue

8. Height? 5 feet 6 1/2 inches tall

9. Weight? 127 pounds

10. Bra Size? 36C - sometimes a D cup

11. Are they real? Yes... very real... full and firm and all mine too.

12. Are your nipples sensitive? Yes, VERY! Sometimes too sensitive even for my touch.

54 Year Old · Male · From Palm Harbor, FL · Joined on December 1, 2006 · Born on July 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 3 different people have a crush on me!
Interests


Movies, Biking, Motorcycles, Hang Gliding, grabbing some waves and hanging 10, looking at beautiful women, fine dinning and wine, not whine...

Looking to make new friends and live a full and happy enriched life, doing whatever the fk I want, whenever I want. What a dreamer I am...

I want world peace and to help repair the ozone and... your not really buying this are you???

Seriously, we need to remove BUSH, and get some other less qualified goof in the white house, who can't really do much worse than GOP have done, but I vote for GOOFY, because you atleast know what to expect from him.

That's all I have to say about that...
Music



♥ ♥ ♥


[Snoop Dogg]
What it do babyboo

Yeah, little mama you lookin' good
I see you wanna play with a player from the hood
Come holla at me, you got it like that
Me, Snoop Dogg with the lil' Pussycat
I show you how it go down, yeah, I wanna go down
Me and you, one on one, treat you like a shorty
You look at me and I look at you
I'm reachin' for your shirt what you want me to do

[The Pussycat Dolls]
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)

Typical and hardly the type I fall for
I'm liking the physical, don't leave me askin' for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I wanna do is bring this on ya (on ya)
Backup all the things that I told ya (told ya, told ya, told ya)
You've been sayin' all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off

Baby can't you see (see)
How these clothes are fittin' on me (me)
And the heat comin' from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow, I don't think you know

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)

You say you're a big boy, but I can't agree
'Cuz the love you said you had ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you, wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you, what you wanna do (do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see just like most guys that your game don't please

Baby can't you see (see)
How these clothes are fittin' on me (me)
And the heat comin' from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow, I don't think you know

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)

[Snoop Dogg]
Now you can get what you want
But I need what I need
And let me tell you
I'ma show you where to put it that
PCD told me, yeah, I thought I saw a pretty cat
You roll with your
Now tell me how ya feel babydoll
Ashley, Nicole
Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody
You tellin' me

[The Pussycat Dolls]
Ha, ha... hot!
Ha, ha... loosen up
Ha, ha... yeah...
Ha, ha... I can't take this

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe (uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (ah)
Movies


HERE IS MY OFFICIAL LIST OF MOVIES & TV PROGRAMS...

MOVIES: FORREST GUMP (Because I was in this one), FLINTSTONES (1993, Because I was in this one too), I appeared in over 200 movies as an extra before I got my SAG card...LATEST KING KONG (No I was not in that one) and i like the previous 2 versions as well as MIGHTY JOE YOUNG, another Gorilla movie.


TV SHOWS: NASH BRIDGES, MIAMI VICE, KING OF QUEENS, LA LAW, DR QUINN (I appeared in 5 episodes), COACH (I was a regular, appeared 6 times), FAMILY MATTERS (did 7 shows for them),
Idols


Well there's BILLY IDOL, the movie IDOL MAKER with Ray Sharkey (RIP), and then TEEN IDOL DAVID CASSIDY (70's Partridge family) and now AMERICAN IDOL 1,2,3 and 4 - soon to be # 5 THIS YEAR.

Do I have a real IDOL - yeah but all of them are dead now!
Video Games


I have all the NEED FOR SPEED SERIES so far...

I just got the N4S CARBON, IT IS AWSOME. I AM AT 52% ALREADY.

I want to come out with my own title

"N4S: You can't catch me muthafu*ker"

and make this one darker and sinister, whereby you can get killed by rivals in a driveby or somethin' like that.

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