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Yesterday, I shot Katja Kassin and Kurt Lockwood for Manhandled 2! I have not shot Katja in a long time so I was definitely excited to see her in action. I have to say though, I originally had another girl scheduled and found out from a male performer that this other girl had a hooker mentality and really didn't care for sex. I know everyone has different opinions on performers, but when I hear that, I cannot find one reason to shoot her. I don't care how hot she is! You see, in my eyes, I would rather see a girl who is into sex and not the typical hot girl over a girl who everyone thinks is gorgeous. I know not everyone will agree with me, but it's my movie, right? So, I needed a hot, sexy, reliable and professional girl in the skin biz to replace the hooker-minded girl. Who was better than Katja Kassin? No one! I have never gotten a bad scene from this German beauty. I have never had to wait on her for anything and not to mention she is very business smart! I could go on all day about her, but why don't you just visit her page and find out for yourself. So far, this scene was my favorite!


I also scheduled my strap on scene with Kurt for May 18th. I have been waiting to do this for at least a year and just didn't get around to it. How many guys are comfortable enough with their sexuality to let a woman do this? Not too many and that makes me appreciate Kurt even more. Who cares what other people think if you enjoy something. I think most people are too quick to judge, I know I used to be that way and that all changed for me because I was willing to explore my sexuality. I have only done one other scene like this years ago but I wasn't that attracted to the guy so he was more of a fuck toy than anything. This time around my plan is to just enjoy myself and him as much as one can. So, thank you, Kurt Lockwood, for being open minded and willing!


Today, I shot Jada Fire and Sascha today also for Manhandled 2 and it was a good scene although I almost didn't have male talent. When I sent a text to Sascha yesterday to give him his call time he had forgotten about the shoot and booked something else. I almost pulled my hair out because he made such an effort to be in this scene. Jada had hom on her "NO" list, yes girls have no lists of things and performers they won't do. So I had scheduled the scene not knowing about her "NO" list and got a call from her agent letting me know.


Ok fine, I called Sascha and told him and he said that she was cool with him again so to go ahead and check with her and put it on my calendar. So with that being said, it was booked last month. You can imagine why I was so frustrated when he had forgotten right? He made up for it by showing up and giving me a good scene with great BTS!! *WHEW* I am over it now, so moving on...


On to Michelle Sinclair for a moment if you don't mind. I've been wanting to build a compost pile for weeks now. I was doing some research when I discovered this great automatic composter that everyone should know about. I know most people don't care one bit about saving the earth or even hearing about it, but I do. Call me a tree hugging hippy if you must, but goddamnit I love to be green! I care because I love how beautiful the world is and I know I can do my part. Did you know that the two main components in our landfills are paper and food, which both decompose by themselves. I think it's a shame how much we waste. I plan on growing my own fruits and veggies with my compost so that I can be self sufficient and have the best produce. If everyone could just do something to do their part the earth would be that much better! You know, Earth day is April 22nd and that is one holiday I DO celebrate! I will be planting some spearmint for earth day what will you do??

I feel that I need to make some things clear about my last blog. The story that was written was true, but some of the descriptive words were changed from the original words that I had said. I emailed Stephen Dark and told him how I felt about the story and this was his response.

• On Apr 14, 2007, at 8:28 AM, stephen dark wrote:
  
  Michelle
  
  I was saddened to read your thoughts. You can't invest two months of your life in a story and not have an emotional commitment to it.
  
  I was promised 5,000 words, but the editor renegged and I got 4,000. I do a lot of interviews simply because I want to be certain that what I write is what I believe to be the truth, at least as I understand, as I perceive it.
  
  My one regret is that an editor put the verb pout in place of my describing Aiden as being miserable while you were away from the business. I should have fought for my original description. For that, my apologies.
  
  
  I wrote several distinct versions of the story. The first, which was very different in style, may go on our website, I'm not sure. I'll let you know if it does.
  
  Because of your candor, your honesty, I strove to write, as gently as I could, a story that matched it. It went through three editors but I still believe the end result is a distillation of all I found. I received several calls from women readers saying how much they admired your strength and determination.
  
  Again, I'm sorry the story was not to your liking. I truly hope things go well for the three of you. Perhaps you and Aiden can do an autobiographical film where your words tell the story, rather than others. Inevitably readers look to the writer to provide a guide, a perspective on a story. To say the piece catered to my opinion is accurate, but that's what journalism is. That said I tried very hard to give you and Aiden the space to talk about who you are and what you do.
  
  I would like to stay in touch, to hear how you progress, continue to shape your life, but understand if you don't want to.
  
  Stephen

Now, after reading his reply, I feel that I should have waited to write my blog. I honestly didn't realize how much a writer has to go through to get his story out and also that editors can change things around. Stephen Dark has the right to his opinion as well and I should have known that his would probably be different than mine. In the future I will not be doing any stories that have this part of my life involved, but I do plan on writing an autobiography one day. I picked up some notebooks yesterday so that I can start keeping a journal, much deeper than this blog.

On lighter note, I will fill you in on what I've been up to over the weekend. I watched Lost on Friday night, but still have one more episode until I'm caught up. I really like waiting until I have three or four episodes downloaded to watch them, it just seems so much better that way. I get too anxious sometimes waiting for the next one. On Saturday, I had to take care of the plumbing problems at my rental property. I had a plumber take a look at the pipes and now I have two plumbers telling me that I will have to eventually replace all of the piping under the house and out to the main sewage line, possibly. It could cost around $5,000. I have one more plumber coming on Monday so that I can make sure it's legit. I really love this property. The first time I saw it I fell in love. It's very private and has green all around it. If any of you read in the past, you would know how much I love gardening and nature. Aiden and I are planning on tearing it down some day to rebuild a QUALITY home in it's place, but probably not for another five years from now. So we really don't want to put money into a sinking ship, if you know what I mean. I hope that by snaking it one more time will do the trick and make it last for a long time. Later that evening, We went to Target to get some random things we needed around the house and then had dinner at Il Tremizzino, an Italian cafe, nearby. By the way, they have the best pasta I have ever eaten in my entire life!! Penne Formaggio. YUMMMMMMM!!! Oh and for dessert, Tiramisu!!! Yum Yum YUM!

Sunday was all about being outside and doing yard work. I put up some more hummingbird feeders and sucked up all the dead leaves with my new bad ass Leaf Hog! You're damn right I can do it all on my own!! Aiden started the job, but he's like that kid on My Girl, the one who was allergic to pretty much EVERYTHING. So I finished his job for him! Aiden's really been working his ass off being Mr. fix-it lately, which by the way, turns me on like crazy!! I love it when a man can fix shit! He even did the dishes, made the bed, fixed the light switches and cleaned up for me. I am one lucky woman, that's for sure! Oh yeah, another thing I forgot to mention a few days ago... I received a letter in the mail. It was a court summons. I'm being called in for JURY DUTY! NO!!!! on April 16th! I was supposed to call in on the 13th to find out the time and everything else, but I forgot. I figure once they find out that I am a pornographer, they will refuse to have me on board. *crossing my fingers* Until next time...

On April 11th, the Salt Lake City Weekly released a story entitled "Sex Machine: Ex-Utahn Belladonna, faces porn stardom with relish and some reluctance. I spent five months talking on and off with Stephen Dark, the editor, about my life and my work. I also got him in touch with John Stagliano, Nina Hartley, Claire Adams, Aiden Kelly as well as my mother. I was really excited to read this story and felt that people would be able to really learn from me and my experiences. I'd chosen to be nothing but honest in my interviews because I don't see why I should cater to anyone else's ideas of what I should say about my job or life. This is my life and I make my own decisions.

When I was sent the link to the online version of the story I was very anxious to see how it turned out. I got about half way through it and felt that I couldn't comprehend some of the words I was reading. Listen, I know I don't have a high school education but come on, will everyone reading this understand all of the words? I continued to read it and was a little disappointed at how my husband, Aiden, was portrayed and how some of my words were change to fit the writers opinion. I was also shocked at how short of a story it was considering the time I put into it. I guess what I really want is for people to hear my story from my own mouth because that is the best way for anyone to understand me. I opened up to someone once again and was disappointed in their single sided mind. Not everyone understands porn, nor do they want to.

What I think is funny is people who don't understand porn think that we're all helpless victims, but we have a voice and we can say no at anytime. I feel in some ways the media is the one who victimizes people. Twisting our words around so that you'll all feel sorry for us or only sharing the parts that work best for the story or ratings. There are some performers out there that will never admit the truth of how they feel or show you the part that you never see. I am not one of them. You will never get anything but the truth from me. And with that being said, there's always two sides to every story, and here is, more or less, Stephen Dark's side... Sex Machine: Ex-Utahn Belladonna, faces porn stardom with relish and some reluctance.

I was a little nervous this morning while I was preparing myself for the scene today, because, let's face it. I don't do 25 scenes a month anymore. And would I be able to handle almost 40 minutes of getting DP'd? I guess that's pretty normal getting the butterflies before performing. I feel like today I chose two great performers and I was going to get a great scenes out this one. Ahhhh. John Strong and Mark Wood. Top notch, male performers, in my eyes. This was probably one of the best DP's I've ever done. And I'm not just saying it. We went straight the whole time, with no stopping. You don't usually get that when shooting, I very rarely do, unless of course I'm in the scene. But I am just so damn proud lately. Everything is going according to plan. *evil grin* Waahahahaha. Besides that, I did a 5 minute interview on the phone today with Penthouse magazine that will be out in a couple weeks. I'm very excited about shooting my fuck doll, Rebeca Linares, tomorrow in a DP with the two great performers I used today! It's an exciting time to be Belladonna...



And if you haven't been to my website in a while, there's a TON of new content uploaded for members AND guests! Thats right, FREE stuff for all who may not be able to afford the luxury of having the image of my ass burned into your retinas all day long for a month for only $34.95! That's a $1 and some change a day. I know before I was Belladonna, I would give almost that away in a month to bums! I know a lot of you probably do too! Now who would you rather give your money to? A bum or Belladonna. How much entertainment can a bum provide you, given he's not on the Bum Fights website? That's what I thought! Anyway, Aiden made me rant about this because he said membership is skyrocketing and if it continues along this path, then he said the only logical thing to do is raise the price. So get in while you can!

Another successful day at Belladonna Entertainment. I'm proud to announce that I signed the contracts today with Doc Johnson. Yes, you heard me right. I, Belladonna, will have my own line of sex toys distributed through Doc Johnson! Don't run out to your local sex shop right now because there is quite a process before my pussy and ass will hit the store shelves! We toured around the plant and they showed us from beginning to end and I can't even begin to describe how complicated and precise the process is to make a dildo. If everything goes smoothly, you'll start seeing my toys in adult stores about 6 months from now. In the next two weeks, I go in to get my molds done. My ass, my pussy and my mouth, you name the hole, and it's yours! I'll also be using all of my own signature toys in my movies! And they even said if I wanted some custom one off toys, they would make them for me! I feel so grateful right now. Maybe there are some other girls in this business that have their own lines, and they may not be grateful, but I AM GRATEFUL! I'm also proud to announce that Belladonna Entertainment has won for the third year in a row, Best Girl/Girl release for our movie, No Warning 2 at XRCO! If you haven't seen this movie yet and you're up for some hot aggressive girl/girl action, I highly recommend this title. Something that almost slipped my mind, which shouldn't have, because I'm really excited about this as well... I've hired another cartoonist and possibly a third. Still waiting to hear back from him... if you're out there reading this... Holla atcha girl, yo! Just kidding. And yet another thing I'm REALLY proud and excited about is... my beautiful breasts are growing. They're like two budding flowers breaking through in the spring time. I love when my breasts feel all swollen like this, it just makes me want to show them off to the world! I mean I even had a dream the other night about my scene on Wednesday about how much passion there will be because of my breasts being swollen. Don't ask me why this makes such a big difference for me, but it does. It really does! I wish I could show you them, but fuck, you know the rules! Oh, Aiden has a new project that he's going to be working on in the next 3 or 4 months and I'm really impressed with his concept on this title. He's always had this idea, what would it be like to give two different directors a script and let them produce it using the same cast and seeing how differently the same story can turn out. He originally wanted to do that with me, but I shot down his idea because I don't see the financial benefit in making two of the same movies, one directed by me and one directed by him in the same package. So essentially, we'd be spending double the money to make one movie. So I had a better idea. Let's have him make the movie using a certain cast and me using a different cast and release it as two different movies, as in Odd Jobs 1 and Odd Jobs 2, which in the beginning was intended to just be a double disc movie. But to make a long story short and not give away any details, we've already started to schedule this project. I really think you guys are going to love it! Well, you know, some of you won't, but I know a lot of you will! I'll give you a hint. Toilet plunger. There's one thing I almost forgot to mention. You know that Green Clean place I've been looking for. Well I found it! I must be the BEST house cleaner to ever walk the face of this planet because GODDAMNIT no one can clean a goddamn house like I can! NO ONE! There were two people, they arrived at 9am. They left at noon. For the mathematically challenged, that's 3 hours. Let's not forget to mention that my house is 3500 sqft. Does it seems a little odd to you that in 3 hours a 3500 sqft home could be clean from top to bottom and I mean CLEAN. Not a little once over. I mean anally clean! Corners, underneath, furniture moved for christ sakes. I mean come on. When they cleaned the floors, they went AROUND the furniture. Not under it. Not behind it. Not over it. Around it. The thing is... I really don't think I'll ever find someone who is as good as I am. So therefore, I must do it myself! Just like the saying goes... If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. And now I totally understand how Aiden feels when I tell him to hire someone to help us with workload. When will cloning arrive? And who will benefit more on that one? Me or all of you guys!

Not that there's a need for me to apologize, but, sorry that it's been a few days since I've blogged, but I've been exceptionally busy! Listen to all this shit thats going on right now... The first thing I'm going to talk about, I'm really excited because I have longed for this to happen for some time now. I'll be having a meeting this month with a major adult sex toy company about possibly making my own line of Belladonna sex toys! I really feel like this is a positive step in my career. I know my toy line will do really well, especially since I have toy driven girl/girl movies. I will probably even have a Belladonna signature Pussy/Ass mold that you can personally punish, if you must. I will definitely keep you all informed on the status of that venture. And speaking of other business opportunities, I was contacted by PT, a director for VIVID, the other day. He's interested in casting me in a movie he's shooting sometime next year. The role he has in mind for me is Cleopatra. I always get so happy when people think of me for roles, even though I rarely agree to do them. The thing is, I have a very strong brand and by working for other companies, it defeats the purpose of having built up that brand for Belladonna Entertainment. So, if I agree to do this project, it has to be a very good offer, both worth my time AND VIVID's. Don't get me wrong I love to perform for other companies. It's so much fun to just be a performer and shine, but I have learned a lot about business, marketing and self worth from Aiden and others in the past three years. This month, I'll be shooting my new movie, Manhandled 2. I'm really feeling this one... The cast includes: Natasha Nice and Kurt Lockwood, Rebeca Linares, Mark Wood and John Strong, Jada Fire and Sascha, Ashley Blue and Tony T, Me, Jade, and Tony T, Me, John Strong and Mark Wood. I'll be doing my second DP in three and 1/2 years and I cannot wait for it! This time I'll be doing it with guys I've worked with in the past and I KNOW they're great performers so this scene should totally be on fire! On the 26th of April, I am proud to announce that I will be doing my first live web show in 2 years. It will be a girl/girl with Sammi Rhodes and live it will be! You can chat with us and even request things you'd like to see us do. I hope to have you all there with us! On Thursday, I will be attending the XRCO awards. I have been nominated for best single performance in Fashionista's: Safado and my movie No Warning is up for best girl/girl release. I will let you know what the outcome is... Wish me luck! I'll finally be getting my Aphrodite tattoo finished on the 24th with Dean Deakyne and I'll be so happy when it's done. I have been waiting so long to look down at my arm and see her finished. Oh yeah, if you must know I dyed my hair Jet fuckin Black yesterday. I really don't care to mention these details of my day, but you know, Aiden insists. He says if he read my blogs, he'd care to know about that kind of useless information. Oh and here is some more useless personal information. About my pool. You know that great tropical paradise of a pool I was talking about getting a few weeks ago. Well, Aiden had the designer come over last week to start on designing and give us a quote. Things she could have done before hand, instead of wasting her time coming all the way out here from Oxnard was ask what type of environment our yard was and if we already had a soils report. So when she saw, she told us because we lived on a hill and the backyard was basically a giant slope, we needed to get a soils reports and a geology report. She said depending on what the ground is like underneath the hill would depend on if we were going to have a $50,000 pool or a $500,000 pool. I can live with a $50,000 pool. I really don't need a $500,000 pool. I mean come on. Who in their right mind would spend half of a million dollars on a POOL! Not me! And Aiden probably would, but fuck that! I control the bank account! ha ha! Anyway, she also said that the reports could run up to $4000. Just to CHECK to see how much the pool is going to cost. So basically if they do the $4000 "test" and find out that the pool is going to cost $500,000, I would basically waste $4000. Oh what to do... what to do? And speaking of $4000. Is there anyone out there that can clean my pipes! And I mean REALLY clean my pipes! My first house has a plumbing problem downstairs, and the home warranty says their not going to cover the costs because the problem is OUTSIDE of the house. The plumbers thing that roots have grown up in to the pipes and causing a blockage and they may have to replace all the piping under the house. I'd much rather tear the house down and rebuild and try to save a sinking ship... Are there any plumbers out there that love to work on underground piping for a sexy lady like myself who doesn't want to spend $4000??

Oh... where do I begin. Well, I guess landing in Cairns would make the most sense. It was a short 2 hour flight from Sydney to Cairns, pronounces "Cans" by the locals. When I arrived, Bobsy was there waiting for us. I had the evening to relax, then we were going to dinner at a Balinese restaurant. They seem to be really big on meat in Bali. Which is fine with me. I dove right in! I enjoyed the meal. The part about dinner I liked most though, was being able to share it with Hui. Hui is the boss man at Cal Vista. He's the guy who hooked me up with this trip out to Australia and possible my next trip out to Melbourne in November for Sexpo! Still not set in stone, but pretty damn close!



Needless to say, the hotel was the best there was in Cairns. It was the Shangri La and my view was just beautiful. It was non-stop ocean and mountains! I took full advantage of it every morning and night! On the first working day, I made my way down to the convention hall. When they told me that I would have my own signing booth-type area, I was not expecting very much. But man was I blown away when I saw what they had for me! There were life-sizes pictured of me, my name everywhere. A booth, all of my very own! I felt like a queen for the week! A very special thank you to all of the designers involved in making that fabulous booth for me! I can't tell you how much I appreciate it! This particular convention was for the select few of buyers that Cal Vista sells to. So there were really only about 100 or so VIPs there that I got to meet. They were all very laid back and really cool! And then there was the sri-lankan battery seller. You all know how much fantasize about men of ethnicity. However, this particular man crossed my line. I go out of my way, I really do. I'm a nice person. I'm sweet and I'm VERY generous with my time. But this guy, crossed the goddamn line! The first time he came up to me, he told me he had never seen my movies and that he was just in love with my body. He said, I don't care about any of the the other girls here, but your body just drives me crazy!



So I took a picture with him. And throughout my time there, he would come back every now and again to talk to me. This time, he brought his own camera and decided he wanted to take some of his OWN shots of just me, in all kinds of different positions. This was fine with me. But then he asked me to come to HIS battery booth, because he is supposedly the battery guy when it comes to needing batteries for your sex toys. So I went to his booth and took a couple pictures. Well, then. The next day, he did the same thing, took some more pictures and had me come to his booth again. Now, he's already crossed the line at this point. But I left it slide, because that is the type of girl I am. This time, I brought Aiden along with me. You know, for protection. Just in case. So funny thing is, my protection roamed off somewhere during the "shoot". Apparently he got bored and decided that looking at lingerie was more important. After about five pictures, the battery guy was literally sweating. He told me he had a hard on. And to look at it! I couldn't stop laughing. He asked why I was laughing and I said cuz it's funny that you have a boner! And I was uncomfortable at the same time, so that was a bit of the laughing as well, but I didn't tell him that. He then asked me to touch it! I couldn't believe what I just heard. I was blown away. He even knew Aiden and I were together! So I touched his hard on... just kidding! He even told
me Aiden wouldn't know, that he wouldn't see! I told him I don't do that kind of stuff, I'm not like that! I stuck up for myself and I said NO! I felt so proud for standing up to him! I'm glad I had Aiden, it gave me even MORE of a reason why I couldn't touch him! If I were single, I still wouldn't have wanted to touch it! The thing that gets me is how people just decide since you do porn, that's all there is to you. Like I don't think about anything but sex 24 hours a day. Well goddamnit, I do! Please, for god goddamn sake! Respect my ass a little! I think my lesson has been learned. And that is... Sometimes you just can't be nice all the time. And over the years, I've realized, if you give them an inch, they'll try to rape you for a mile! So, if you want some of my time, don't get greedy!



Finally, back at the hotel. Every chance that I got, I put my bikini on and tried to get some sun. Let's just say that during my stay in Cairns, it was the end of Summer. The wet season, if you may. I don't mind the rain, clouds and thunder, but when you're in Australia, don't you think, Sunny? I know, I know. People told me how the weather was going to be, but a girl can dream, can't she? So every day that I got done with work, it was cloudy and rainy. Let's just say that the Sun and I, we didn't have a very good connection during that trip. The next day I woke up and was getting ready and I heard Aiden yell, get out here now and take a picture, you don't wanna miss this. And when I came out, what did I see, the BIGGEST arco iris I've ever seen! That's rainbow in spanish for all of your monolinguals out there! It may not look very big in this picture, but I assure you, it was gigantic and it looked like I could climb onto it and find the pot of gold on the other side!



One of the days during lunch break, I got to go to the zoo. This was interesting, because it was a zoo on top of a hotel/casino! And yes, they had Koala bears! I paid $13 to get my picture taken with one, I was so excited, so we walked around the zoo for about 45 minutes and then it was time for the picture, I couldn't wait to hold the cute little guy! They told me to come inside the little fenced in area and they showed me how to old my hands, put down a paper towel and said get ready. Get ready? Ok get ready to hold this cute little Koala! I got ready, they placed him in my arms and before I knew it I saw a flash and he was gone, all that was left was a Koala shit smeared on the towel, my thumb and my shirt. So I paid $13 for a Koala to shit on me and for a picture that Aiden could have photoshopped together in 2 minutes. It's okay... I got to hold a Koala...at least, I think I held him.



And here is me, on my way down to the signing, walking by that lovely pool that always seemed to get sunny when I wasn't around and rainy when I was. Too bad, so sad.



On my way to the masquerade. My lips look so big, right? Hell yeah they do! It's this magic stuff called lip gloss! And positioning of course! That was the first time I've ever been to a masquerade ball! They had a nice dinner and auction benefiting prostate cancer. It was held by the Alpha girls and they want to make me a junior member! Sweet sisters! I'll be able to sport an Alpha badge! Basically they're a group of women in the adult industry who like to "give something back to the boys". So they auctioned off a baseball bat I signed, it went for over $1500. And then there was also a picture of me, Cassidy and Lilianne Tiger topless. They did two of them for $1500 each! Jesse Jane was also supposed to be in the picture, but magically she disappeared before the auction.



Sadly, the week was coming to a close. Work was ahead, fun was trailing behind. Luckily, the last day, we got to close the show at 3:30pm, this left promise for some sun. And sun was what I had! The last day was the most beautiful day of the whole week! I layed out for an hour or so and then got some of the best fries I've ever eaten! The pool water was disgusting so I didn't even step my foot inside. Aiden had no problem with it, I even think he opened his mouth a couple times. No wonder why he's STILL sick.


Well, I'm glad to be back home though even though Australia is just a beautiful place to visit! Home is where the heart is! I do hope to get back there again this year, and this time meet all the fans!

I know I promised you my vide blog on Monday, but hey, shit happens. I know you're supposed to be a bit earlier than 1 hour for international flights but we got there a bit earlier than that. We checked in, got through security and had about 3 hours to spare. How do you kill time in an airport?



You read 3-d magazines! Sports Illustrated swim suit issue this month is partly in 3-d and even comes with a pair of cheap paper and plastic 3-d glasses. It looked pretty cool for about 3 pictures, but then it started to cause a headache. I also read my other favorite magazines,
Stuff, FHM and Maxim.











At around midnight we finally boarded our non-stop flight for Sydney. A 15 hour flight. The good thing. You get to watch VOD movies, music and some video games and tv shows. The other good news, we got a whole row of 4 seats to ourselves. The bad news, it was a 15 hour flight. Other good news, I did do some video of this day, but not like I will put it up because Aiden has no way to get it on the computer to make a video with it. Plus he came down with a really bad flu and is bitching and complaining today about his nose, his head, his back, his eyes and every other part of his body he can see, touch or smell.

Finally we arrived in Sydney on Wednesday morning at 8 a.m. There is like an 18 hour time difference so while we're here today, you guys are all living and reading this yesterday. Whatever. After a long tiring flight, we took a nice hot shower and decided to explore Sydney for the day! We went down to the Rocks and saw the Opera House from the Doyle's patio. The food was great, but we ate a lot and felt too tired to continue one, so we went back to the hotel to take a nap. Aiden feel alseep at 6pm and woke up today at 6am, I got a great massage, watched Blood Diamond, which was a really good movie. Makes me never want to buy a diamond, ever! And now we're getting ready to flight back out, this time to Cairns! I'll talk more once I get there... if they have internet access in the hotel!

It's that time again. The voting polls are open for the Fame Awards! I'm listed in quite a few categories and last year I won for only Best Gonzo, If you're a true fan, please vote for me in all the categories you think I deserve to win! Your vote may not matter during the 2008 presidential election, but it most definitely counts for this!

I had to go shopping for my wardrobe for the Australia signing today! I decided to go to Melrose and see what they had to offer! I did find some very cool outfits, 3 days for signing in and 1 night for the dinner and 1 night for the ball! It was also a big day for me to be recongnized. Well, maybe not recognized, but for people to actually come up to me and say something. First I was stopped by Goldie from 1down. He was at Louise's eating lunch with a buddy of his. Next I stopped off at a really cool shop called Munkey King. I got to sign the art piece in the back which had a lot of famous artists work on it! I was so honored they wanted me to be a part of it! Thank you Munkey King! Later on I was in Sketchers and 3 20-somethings followed me in, pretending they were shoe shopping, until the moment was right, then one of them struck! "Can I get your autograph?" Of course you can! I wonder... are more people recognizing me because of these blogs? or was it just a coincedence? I guess I'll never know! Well, good news is that I did another video blog...Aiden followed me around today with the camera, but unfortunately, YouTube takes 9 years to upload and process the video clips, so I don't think I'll be posting those until Monday! Sorry everyone, but at least you have something to look forward to! I hope you all have a fun and safe weekend! Are my blogs becoming boring? I feel that if I were reading a blog about me, I would be bored because I do the same stuff, day in, day out. What are your thoughts?