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 It's literally gonna take years to recover from biffing ... | | Mumm for the Halibut! Seriously that fish smells off.. |
| created @ 01/4/2021 02:29 pm |
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So we actually got a couple days kid free for once in the last ten years and she requested....you know, my services..
So anyways the first day "off," we got the government cheese Czech. I asked her, "Hey, does that mean I don't need to shave and shower since the government already stimulated you?" All my (male) friend's thought it was hilarious. She says nothing for like half a day.
Then, completely out of the blue, "You can do whatever you want, I just got off from being able to pay the mortgage so close to the first of the month." An argument ensued. Not a serious argument...She still wanted me. (I asked.)
Both sure we were funnier than the other; she promptly sent me to Dollar General for tampons....which she does not currently NEED. (I asked due to still trying to whine my way out of cleaning myself up for sex...Not to mention the dehydration, exhaustion, and recovery from the actual "event.")
I take no small amount of pleasure from having begged for it every night (morning and afternoon too) of our 20's now that the shoe is on the other...foot, so to speak. "I have the POWER!!!"
So is she funnier than me or is she just jealous that the pokey out parts (and raw, raging "talent") are MINE to control? I told her she wasn't allowed to have a period anymore due to budget constraints. That went over well. |
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