Ike's blog: "morons and other critters"

Is it true some folks find it easier to type in caps?

I have a russian chick chasing after me through emails.  She isn't asking for money, but what should I do?

Kim and Kanye WEST named their kid NORTH, that is effing WEIRD!

While resting in the day, is it usual to have weird dreams?  Or for that matter wet dreams?

Hiromi Oshima, rave if cute.

Should I just look at the comments and not answer?

ImkindofboredtodaywhatshouldIdo?

A.sleepanywayIambored

b.playonfacebookandfubar

But not very, i am having the time of my life on other things besides the Mumms on fubar, and in facebook.