Little Johnny
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he had decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
More politics
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> Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a
> kick out of this!
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> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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> Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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> I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
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> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call
> her the Government.
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> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
> the People.
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> The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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> Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
> has said.
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> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he
> gets up to check on him.
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> He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
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> So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds
> his mother asleep.
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> Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
> Finding the door
> locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
> with the nanny.
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
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> The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
> 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
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> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
> what you think politics is all about.'
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> The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the
> Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
> The People are being ignored and
> the Future is in deep shit.
