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created on 02/25/2007  |  http://fubar.com/military-men/b59098
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deep sea divers

Angels in Lead Boots by Bob 'Dex' Armstrong One night when we were sitting around in the After Battery somewhere between the last reel of Cheaper By The Dozen and the arrival of mid rats. Some lower-order citizen in raggedy dungarees and a four-week old beard looks over at the chief and asked, "Hey Dutch, you believe in angels?" "Sure, horsefly. Not the kind with wings... The kind who wears rubberized, canvas suits and bronze helmets...Descend from above to save you... Navy Divers. When you hear those magnificent bastards clomping around on your walking deck, you can go back to issuing liberty cards." Nobody respects and honors Navy Divers more than the lads who ride underwater ordinance platforms. Any man stupid enough to speak ill of a hardhat diver in the presence of a smoke boat sailor could count on the next twenty to thirty seconds of his future being filled with activity specifically designed to place his dental work flush up against his spinal column. There's a line in an old vaudeville song called the Darktown Strutters Ball. It goes, "Be down to getcha in a taxi, baby..." ...Or something close to that. They should paint that on the side of every ASR. That's what they do for a living... They come and get you. If you can reach bottom with watertight integrity, they will come get you. You can make book on that. If you are beyond the 'Continental shelf', you will end up wearing your pressure hull as a pea coat and spending eternity with your crew... Either way, God and the United States Navy have removed all doubt about the ultimate outcome. Our 'rescue vessel' was the USS Kittiwake. She was always tied up aft of whatever nest we happened to be in. There was something very comforting about her being there. They used to do something with those big ugly looking diving suits... I think the proper name was 'deep-diving dress'. God did not provide me the size testicles it would take to use 'Navy Salvage Diver' and the word 'dress' in the same sentence. They would hang those deep-diving suits up and perform some kind of maintenance on them. Looking at them gave a kid riding submarines a good feeling... They were a silent symbol of a navy that gave a damn about her undersea bluejackets. If you could be gotten, men who wore those canvas suits would come get you. You knew that and it made you feel good about the outfit you belonged to. That was a confidence the poor bastards who rode Russian boats never had... Or if they did, it was an ill-placed confidence, as became all too evident with the Manny, Moe and Curley ineptitude shown in their repeated attempts to bring up the lads of the Kursk. If those idiots had placed a 911 call for U.S. Navy Divers, I have no doubt that a few more Russian boat sailors would be tossing down vodka with an arm full of Olga and Natasha tonight. The poor sonuvabitches ran out of air while a clown act tap-danced all over their superstructure. What a way to turn in your gear... Sitting in darkness, listening to idiots trying to 'get it right'. Salvage divers hold a very special place in our hearts... As well they should. There are boat sailors alive today who got the opportunity to grow old, compliments of Navy Divers. Forget that and you become at best, an ungrateful sonuvabitch. The ones I had the honor of meeting were big burley rascals, with hands the size of a picnic ham and fingers like half smokes. I never shook hands with the Jolly Green Giant but it has to be like shaking hands with a diver. The rascals splice steel cable. I was a leading seaman... I know how to splice 3 and 5 lay hemp line... But gahdam steel cable? You've got to be out of your mind! That is how they get those oak bark fingers. You spend your career getting wire cuts all over your fingers and God compensates you for your trouble with hands like a junkyard crane bucket. Fine brave unselfish bastards... God's weirdest emissaries, who descend from above in bronze helmets with lead belts and heavy boots to save mother's sons who make their living riding this nations submarines. I work with a gentleman named Bill Duvall. I have known Bill for many years of professional association. He is an executive engineer with the federal government. The other day, I learned that Bill Duvall was once Lt. Garner W. Duvall, a rated Navy Diver and OPS officer on the salvage ship, USS Cree. Bill Duvall, a Navy Diver. This means I am obligated to buy this old saltwater 'breathe through a hose' bronze helmet soul-saver, cold beer and listen to his sea stories. E-3s learned early that if you failed to buy a hardhat diver his first beer, you ran the risk that the bastard would splice your toes together and hang you upside down in his paint locker. But the best thing about learning that Bill was a diver is that it lets me say a long overdue 'thank you' to men who took incredible risk on our behalf... And Bill is the kind of man you expect a diver to be...A big smiling rascal with those vice grip mitts and an I-beam spine built to haul a couple of hundred pounds of working gear. God bless all deep-depth divers.... wherever in the hell you are.

what we go through

The Military The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. he sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime. He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the Na tional Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom . Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so. As you go to bed tonight, remember this shot.. A short lull, a little shade and a picture of loved ones in their helmets
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