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Carnage
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48 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on May 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 9th
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48 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on May 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 9th
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I'm cooler then you.I'm fatter then you.I'm uglier then you.I'm sexier then you.I will reign supreme over you.

I'm Five Foot Ten Inches of over stuffed llama olives and cheese.
I weigh in at Two Hundred & Thirty Five pounds of man juice.

I HAD long hair.After 17 years I cut it off.Its now short and (gasp) trendy BUT that doesn't allow you to judge me.Why?Read the beginning of this "about me" again.

I've consider my self a God amongst Lords and a ruler of all that is good and evil,especially Llamas.I can be very loving yet very hateful.My heart bleeds for none but my own.No I'm not full of myself,you are.

I'm bone,brain and cock-forever stronger than all.

48 Year Old · Male · From Portsmouth, VA · Joined on May 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 9th
Interests
Joking on you,your friends,your mom,your mom's mom,your mom's dog.
I love metal,wrestling(WWE_TNA_ROH etc),Giants Football,Food network,my Bubbies,my Fe Fe,my Nanny,porn,masturbation,shitting,farting,eating,laughing,Hitman video Game,Zombies,Gore,Horror,Stupidity,Fall.....ah hell just ask me!
Music
I like me some:
Metal!
Power Metal
Speed Metal
Death Metal
Thrash Metal
Symphonic Metal
Hair Metal
Metal!

I hate me some:
Emo
Rap
Any thing with "core"
Any thing your mom listens too

Guilty pleasures:
ICP
Chicago
Tenacious D
Video Games
Any thing that involves me killing people.Plus wrestling games and football.

Latest Status

  • Carnage I STILL don't get it.......I still don't get how this FuBar stuff works....I still don't get boobies in my face or on my phone either.Fagotry *throws a tantrum*
    14 years ago · Comment · View all comments (1) »

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  • Wicked Raven ⇒ Carnage
    Hey ya Chris!Glad you're not in the big house!Thought I would stop and say hello since your slacker ass friends are still not leaving you love! Hahah! Cya later

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Wicked Raven ⇒ Carnage
    You don't have any comments since December? Your friends are slacking and should be kicked in the taint!Your about me still cracks me up. Mostly because I am jealous that I'm not 235 lbs of man juice. *le sigh*

    14 years ago · Reply
  • xVyksiNx at GFR... ⇒ Carnage
    Some people are asshats, doll ~ You're awesome and we both know it. You're part of the GFR fam, dollin ~ We're here for ya!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • barricade ⇒ Carnage
    you!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • barricade ⇒ Carnage
    /agree with the guy below me.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • TRENDKILLER ⇒ Carnage
    what a homosexual..the end.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • PoohBear ⇒ Carnage


    15 years ago · Reply
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