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54 Year Old · Female · From Spring Mills, PA · Invited by: shygirl29 · Joined on July 10, 2007 · Born on January 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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54 Year Old · Female · From Spring Mills, PA · Invited by: shygirl29 · Joined on July 10, 2007 · Born on January 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm the flame that licks your brain when you feel inspired; I'm the song that the planets sung when they were born; I'm the chakra fire that keeps you feeling wired; I am the eternal and the now, the alpha and the omega; I am the om that lights your heart in song, the om that begins the day with dawn, I am the tao, the now, the once was and always will be. Eat me.
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Your Revolution Will Not Happen Between These Thighs. I'm loLafolana, and the Revolution, when it comes, it's gon' be real.


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Some suck, some swallow, I spit. Get used to it.


I am:

Creative, inspired, articulate, iconoclast. Tall, strong, tattooed, graceful hands, loud laugh. Intellectual and goofy. Eccentric. Not frightened by the devil, and definitely drawn to those who ain't afraid~ if you've got you're Joni Mitchell down. Transformational. Powerful. Fun. An American Artist, with no guilt~ if you've got your Patti Smith fully digested. Compassionate, empathetic. Kind, cruel. Unashamed. Unabashed. I live without a ceiling on my high and without a bumper pad on my heart or my ass. I seem to have an endless and infinite capacity for love and all of it's retributions. Fag hag. Absolutely BISEXUAL. Bi-phobia is a huge turn-off, ladies, so if you are not down~ get out of my profile. I'm not gay, I'm not straight; I'm BISEXUAL and I'm OUT AND PROUD.


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.................Just coming out of a 9 year committed relationship with a woman. I have two teenage kids that are some of the coolest people I know. I have been involved for the past 17 years with a man who whole-heartedly supports my orientation but does not participate in the relationships I've had with women~that is me, only. I have a lot of love to give to the right woman, and I know she is out there~ come on, grrrl, find me and give me a hollah! I'll send you roses, I'll kiss you in the street and hold your hand in public. I love to kiss... neck, jaw, between the shoulderblades, mouth, ears, kiss kiss kiss.... and a little biting... vampira.gifmmmm... I have strong, attractive hands~ and ladies, I hope you know why this is important information; and I have full, kissable lips. I love to kiss. emoGuysKissingCuadro.jpg
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My hair is long down my back, and although my physicality and personality are strong, nor am I easily intimidated~ I like my lipstick and mascara....and I will sometimes vamp up. You can find me at the hoo, I'm suratalulumax. I love women who flirt, who laugh, who sing and dance~ eccentric and quixotic are high on my list of yummies. No barbies.

FIRST and FOREMOST: no WEBCAMMERS!!! 15563826_m.gifNOT AT ALL INTERESTED IN MEN FOR SEX, but guys, I'd love to be your friend. If you are not cool with these stipulations, then please, please, please~ leave me alone~ !!!! 15599926_m.gifI want intimacy, I'm not into being with women as sex toys~ so please, if you just want to hook up, please find someone else. I truly love a woman for all she is in her soul, as well as the joy of loving her body and touching her skin. And, as I said above, I'm looking for someone who is secure in who she is and who likes herself~ someone who is comfortable in her own skin, no apologies.. girlsKissingBWBed.jpg
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I'm looking for someone who is creative and inspired, someone who is confident and not easily intimidated. I want a woman who is not afraid of her sexuality. I'm looking for someone who is deep and intellectual and compassionate. Someone who likes music and isn't afraid to dance or sing or laugh out loud would be super-groovie but is not absolutely necessary. I am indeed looking for someone with a good sense of humor, and for someone who is both active and open minded. I like women who flirt. Intelligence is a turn-on. Vegetarian is a huge plus. I like women who are not afraid to be both pretty and strong. I'd like to meet someone who is focused and strong willed. Someone who identifies as bisexual and loves her orientation; biphobia is REALLLY un-sexy ladies: again, get over it or get out of my profile. For the right woman: friendship, fun, frolicking~ and maybe other 'f' words... git at me, grrrl.

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I like:

Philosophers. Rainbows. Freaks. Mutants. People who dance with the lights on.

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One last thing about Max:
Do not be mistaken: I AM the monster beneath your bed... and no, don't bother to cry for help because your grrrlfriend and your mamma can't save you. I am the witch of your dreams, the synapse that electrifies all your aching screams, the bitch of your parent's most chilling nightmare, and I am also all the things you desire but you never thought you'd dare.

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54 Year Old · Female · From Spring Mills, PA · Invited by: shygirl29 · Joined on July 10, 2007 · Born on January 25th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I like grrrls. I like grrrrls. I like grrrrls. So guys, we have something in common... unless you're gay, in which case, we also have something in common... I like guys, I like guys, I like guys.....

I like ink. I like yoga. I like reading. I like smart stuff, being stupid bores the shit outta me, but when it comes to films, I mainly like stupid ones. So, if you are a film, you can come at me stupid, but if you are a person, you'd better make like the Scarecrow and git yo'self a BRAIN.

Oh, and if any of y'all think that I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brain.

I do way more yoga than anyone else I know. Believe it or not, I like to meditate. I also like to put my foot behind my head. In yoga, I can do both.








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My two teenage kids. My shaman, Fakir Musafar. All the freaks out there living free, even though freedom is most certainly NOT free. People who know that anger and rage are necessary for change. People who are not afraid of me, or anyone else; people who are not afraid of themselves. Peacemakers, soul-shakers, folx who dance with the lights on and who live what they sing about. I will be the mirror that reflects your greatest beauty, because for a self-declared misanthrope, I got mad love for the human race.
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Did I mention that I love to be called Daddy?

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