Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the ones I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Send This To All Of You Friends Telling Them How Much You Love Them

I'LL BE THERE..-When no one is there for you-When you think no one cares-When the whole world walks out on you-When you think you're aloneI'LL BE THERE..-When the one you care about mostcould care less about you-When the one you gave your heart to isn't-When someone throws something in your faceI'LL BE THERE..-When the person you trustedbetrays you-When the person you share allyour memories with cant even remember your birthdayI'LL BE THERE..-When all you need is a friend to listen to you whine-When all you need is someone to catch your tearsI'LL BE THERE..-When your heart hurts so bad that you cant even breathe-When you just want to crawl up and dieI'LL BE THERE..-When you start to cry-Or when hearing that sad song-When the tears just won't stop falling downI'LL BE THERE..*So you see I'll be there until the end*This is a promise I can make*If you ever need me*Just give me a call and..I'LL BE THERE.SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE YOUREALLY CARE FOR. IF YOU GET IT BACK, IT MEANS YOUR REALLY LOVED 28 sec ago

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YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!....oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(...)......................(_/..........................................oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(....)......................)../......................(_/..........................................oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(....)......................)../......................(_/....................................... I WAS ....................... HERE ........Leaving my .......Footprints in your..............SAND"If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..1-3 ~ you're a bad friend4-6 ~ you're an okay friend7-9 ~ you're a good friend

Females it's time 2 quit fuckin hatin on each other and recognize A.B.B. (Another Bad Bitch) when u see one. If u get this message one of your friends thinks ur a bad bitch. Send this to 9 of the baddest bitches on your friend list so when others see her page they know she's just Another Bad Bitch! And if u don't then u ain't A.B.B. like me::NOW THATS A BAD BITCH!!!!B- BOSSYA- A LOT OF ASSETSD- DETERMINEDB- BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTI- INTRIGUINGT- TOO HARD TO TAMEC- CLASSYH- HAPPY AND SECURE"YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN MARKED AS A BAD BITCH i better get this back"If you get a dozen you're loved" 8

Hey sorry I missed you on here this weekend...I'm assuming you had a great weekend with Kelley..LOL...How are the twins doing..I miss talk to JACKASS about them..but I don't miss talking to him..if you know what I mean...We need to get together and soon....

Hey, we did not end up going out after all...we ran into some issues....But then again, we did party at my friends house....HEHEHE...How was your weekend..with Kelley...

Welcome to Fubar !!!!! Have fun ...thanks for the rate

You have just been Licked all Over your Sexy ASS!!!!If you recieve1 - 3( ur WET )3 - 6 ( ur Soaked )6 - 12 ( ur Drowning in a pool of Hot Sex!)so start sending.--------------------------------------You have been considered ONE of the TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list.Once you have been tagged, you have to tag TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS 16 sec ago

Amen...no crazy ex's to get pissed off...well, I'm his lose..somebody has already taken me...

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did I do good, by inviting you here...LOL...OMG this place is way kewler than myspace....LOL...plus don't have to work about somebody asking you millions of questions about me..LOL...he can go screw himself...