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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES...

I am passing this on to you all because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives right? By following the simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.


Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."


So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before cleaning the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of 


chocolates........................... 

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now heeheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T'was a month before Christmas,
And all through the town,
People wore masks,
That covered their frown.
The frown had begun
Way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic
Changed everything.
They called it corona,
But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times,
It didn’t bring cheer.
Contagious and deadly,
This virus spread fast,
Like a wildfire that starts
When fueled by gas.
Airplanes were grounded,
Travel was banned.
Borders were closed
Across air, sea and land.
As the world entered lockdown
To flatten the curve,
The economy halted,
And folks lost their verve.
From March to July
We rode the first wave,
People stayed home,
They tried to behave.
When summer emerged
The lockdown was lifted.
But away from caution,
Many folks drifted.
Now it’s November
And cases are spiking,
Wave two has arrived,
Much to our disliking.
Frontline workers,
Doctors and nurses,
Try to save people,
From riding in hearses.
This virus is awful,
This COVID-19.
There isn’t a cure.
There is no vaccine.
It’s true that this year
Has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget
The year 2020.
And just ‘round the corner -
The holiday season,
But why be merry?
Is there even one reason?
To decorate the house
And put up the tree,
When no one will see it,
No one but me.
But outside my window
The snow gently falls,
And I think to myself,
Let’s deck the halls!
So, I gather the ribbon,
The garland and bows,
As I play those old carols,
My happiness grows.
Christmas is not cancelled
And neither is hope.
If we lean on each other,
I know we can cope

~author unknown~

When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.  I remember the polished, old case fastened to the Wall.  The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box..  I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.


Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person.  Her name was "Information Please"
and there was nothing she did not know.  Information Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.


My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor.
Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.  I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.  The telephone!  Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing.


Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in theparlor and held it to my ear.




"Information, please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.


A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.


"Information."




"I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough now that I had an audience..


"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.


"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.


"Are you bleeding?"
the voice asked.


"No, "I replied.  "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."


"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.


I said I could.




"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.  I asked her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was.
She helped me with my math.


She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.


Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died.  I called, "Information Please," and told her the sad story.  She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child.  But I was not consoled.  I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"


She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Wayne, always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."


Somehow I felt better.


Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."


"Information," said in the now familiar voice.


"How do I spell fix?" I asked.


All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest.  When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston.  I missed my friend very much.




"Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall.  As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me.


Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then.  I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.


A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle.  I had about a half-hour or so between planes.  I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now.  Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed myhometown operator and said, "Information Please."


Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.


"Information."


I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please tell me how to spell fix?"


There was a long pause.  Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."


I laughed, "So it's really you," I said.  "I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"


"I wonder,"
she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me.  I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."


I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.


"Please do," she said.  "Just ask for Sally."


Three months later I was back in Seattle.


A different voice answered, "Information."


I asked for Sally.


"Are you a friend?" she said.


"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.


"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," She said.  "Sally had been working part time the last few years because she was sick.  She died five weeks ago."


Before I could hang up, she said, "Wait a minute, did you say your name was Wayne ?" "


"Yes." I answered.


“Well, Sally left a message for you.
She wrote it down in case you called.  Let me read it to you.” The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in.  He'll know what I mean."


I thanked her and hung up.  I knew what Sally meant.


Never underestimate the impression you may make on others.  Whose life have you touched today?

God Mode List (31):

Addictive https://fubar.com/addictive2007

92CXYD  https://fubar.com/russ_92cxyd

BlueCountryGrace  https://fubar.com/bluecountrygrace

Blue Eyed KGB Gal https://fubar.com/heathershot

Crybaby  https://fubar.com/2550846

FAN ME Jennifer  https://fubar.com/4786442

PappawB fm2 Tina  https://fubar.com/5856652

Rebel Rose  https://fubar.com/7997730

Save 2nd base  https://fubar.com/2286053

T31 Autopeter  https://fubar.com/autopeter

theirBearNamedLOVE  https://fubar.com/simplyrobo

Vindictive  https://fubar.com/3596512

Wetcat  https://fubar.com/wetcat

Shady Carson M2 TJ  https://fubar.com/shadylane

ERoTicHyPNoTiC FLM2 GERRY  https://fubar.com/11150015

NiKi MaRiE M2 RaMoNe  https://fubar.com/5759128

Ramone M2 Niki Marie  https://fubar.com/12008954

Anthony  https://fubar.com/adefabio

Rhino 5 FM to Mz Linda  https://fubar.com/10787867

Tina fm2 PappawB  https://fubar.com/7455404

NurseMaddyMrsjts2worku  https://fubar.com/1444067

Hayyel https://fubar.com/7504477

HarleyChick FM2 RLBF  https://fubar.com/1285270

Special K  https://fubar.com/specialk89

Thank a Soldier  https://fubar.com/1932336

LadyR  https://fubar.com/3699872

Heaven  https://fubar.com/657162

TRACE  https://fubar.com/827415

Rappy https://fubar.com/1385927

Johny  https://fubar.com/5838573

Biskit  https://fubar.com/11232735

**Note for others running god modes see 2nd list below:

Non God Mode list (45):

420KingDazed  https://fubar.com/14605564

A G G S  https://fubar.com/aggiemom

Anarchy Chick  https://fubar.com/15159889

AngryBomb  https://fubar.com/8369795

Annestar  https://fubar.com/3435780

BayBlues  https://fubar.com/11684211

Devils Advocate  https://fubar.com/2154096

findmenow199  https://fubar.com/3808066

ForeverURFriend  https://fubar.com/friend4ever

InFArREd  https://fubar.com/919604

Lifes a Beach  https://fubar.com/938214

Mmm Angela  https://fubar.com/horny_angel

Moon FM2Sikcomic  https://fubar.com/3531371

mz Linda FM2Rhino5  https://fubar.com/11100036

Niko rlbf2 Poppy https://fubar.com/2432923

Pet  https://fubar.com/pet1964

PirateDavey  https://fubar.com/daveyjones

PoPPy RLG2 NIKO  https://fubar.com/popcornprincess

RateLaDyVeNoM  https://fubar.com/ladyvenom

Skoobydew Synfully  https://fubar.com/skoobydewsexysub

Sweet N Sexy  https://fubar.com/15229944

Tasty T Xx FM2 BigDaddy69  https://fubar.com/tastyt

Texas Tramp Stamp  https://fubar.com/txmom02

Thcknluvit  https://fubar.com/thcknluvit

xx DREW xx  https://fubar.com/13078757

Xyfu  https://fubar.com/chriztyfu

Added 10/5/19:

JOOP joop  https://fubar.com/10754905

Sassy Fries FM2 Tater Tot  https://fubar.com/10329299

Tater Tot FM2 Sassy Fries  https://fubar.com/13179242

Dawg1  https://fubar.com/12006125

Added 10/6/19:

Snoke  https://fubar.com/snoke

Xx InK3dCha0s rlm2 Spart  https://fubar.com/12993942

Rate Magic Princess  https://fubar.com/951340

Sweet Carolina Girl  https://fubar.com/1688116

Many Paws  https://fubar.com/941658

Doc  https://fubar.com/2293672

Karen  https://fubar.com/99438

SassySondraFM2BLBL47ATL  https://fubar.com/3636946

Imaginary Rose FM2 Work Horse  https://fubar.com/6412728

Added 10/7/19:

PaRaNoRmAl J  https://fubar.com/11848492

Mashiara  https://fubar.com/9879935

BEE Awesome  https://fubar.com/2301746

U S M C TIM 54  https://fubar.com/1082217

Added 10/8/19:

Sexy Sara FM2 Dark Zombie  https://fubar.com/tex_babygirl

Dayfriendlyguy  https://fubar.com/1700149

2nd list (28)(these people would like to join Likefest so please let me know if you can add them to your family for the day since we already are at 76)  People on this list, please make sure you add this list first & then the people that can swap on the 1st list and then the helpers.

RATE IsLaNdGrL https://fubar.com/886660

Rissa  https://fubar.com/3436442

xxStormy xx  https://fubar.com/3198016

PimpMePlsJazzPinay  https://fubar.com/15011500

KiNg JoHn  https://fubar.com/kingjohn

Cherbear  https://fubar.com/8754430

Ryan the Prophet  https://fubar.com/disturbedryry

Candi FM to Outlaw  https://fubar.com/candeh112001

Outlaw DirtySouthCrew  https://fubar.com/outlawdsc

DC Diva fm2 Roosterman  https://fubar.com/9056241

Sweet Dee  https://fubar.com/9324666

God Fearing JBFK TRC  https://fubar.com/9745584

Byrdwoman  https://fubar.com/12263741

Midnight ryder  https://fubar.com/14040154

SWEETNESS  https://fubar.com/12197812

Sinderella  https://fubar.com/2039836

shadow dancer  https://fubar.com/2220494

Ben Deuces  https://fubar.com/8493581

Cyn fm2 Jack  https://fubar.com/10726933

Just Having Fun  https://fubar.com/1895562

Randy https://fubar.com/randy_randy

Pata xxECSxx  https://fubar.com/3030781

Jukebox Hero  https://fubar.com/967666

Massa Goezinyah  https://fubar.com/3034401

Like Me BronxBoomer  https://fubar.com/1151371

Gerry RLM2 EroticHypnotic  https://fubar.com/3654861

Lucky Ron  https://fubar.com/2427489

Will Uguess  https://fubar.com/10783064

2nd list participants running god mode (4):

FiReMaStEr  https://fubar.com/8417844

Bobcope  https://fubar.com/12607436

mZsTaKen  https://fubar.com/3278434

BOBIAM  https://fubar.com/3630520

HELPERS LIST (these awesome people are either running to help their family or may add some people from the list if they have room).

Nostalgically Inked  https://fubar.com/chicandcasual

SikcomicFM2Moon  https://fubar.com/sikcomic60

Hmike  https://fubar.com/14042954

Caligirl  https://fubar.com/3927697

Chev  Kev  https://fubar.com/2046519

CiNNaMaLeFiceNT  https://fubar.com/cinnalovely

xMsDallas214x  https://fubar.com/630153

TEXAS TWISTER M2 BULL  https://fubar.com/690405

Sheri  https://fubar.com/sherimosh

Terry on Level 74  https://fubar.com/845829  (only helping his family)

Curvalicious  https://fubar.com/3823347

MissBehayvn  https://fubar.com/missbehayvn

Caelwyn  https://fubar.com/482822  (only helping his family)

MsMelissa51  https://fubar.com/15011963

Removed from original list:

chickenwangz  https://fubar.com/13573093  (can't participate)

CiNNaMaLeFiceNT  https://fubar.com/cinnalovely (moved to helper list)

Curvalicious  https://fubar.com/3823347 (moved to helper list)

 A doctor had a good reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn't help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you." "On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue. "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help." The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us." "Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios... " 

First I will give a little run down of how another member had failed over & over & over again. This member stated they had wasted nearly 6 hours of their precious time trying to get the achievement only to utterly fail every time.

For those who are using Internet Explorer(any version)? You have already failed the Inferno Achievement.. Do not under any circumstances use Internet Explorer, instead Download Chrome, Firefox or Opera for best results.

Most Common User Error

The first thing you would think to do is:

• Load Cherry Bomb,
• Go to Folder,
• Bomb Folder,
• Keep hitting bomb on the new one, until the count down gets down,
• Hit on bomb,
• Repeat failed steps above.

Without giving it much thought.. This sounds like the most common logical thing to do... Right???

Answer: WRONG!!

Also we all do it (have millions of browser tabs open ready to bomb (whether it be Friends, Family, etc...). That is the worst idea that you or any member could ever do.. The best thing to do is to load up 4 tabs at anytime one time. If you load anymore than this, your browser will lag at some point, and cost you the much needed seconds it takes to get the achievement.

Every time you bomb an album with a bunch of active tabs open, your browser tends to offload each image (on each tab) into a cache folder (for better loading when or if you decide to return) and this in turn puts a strain on your CPU or even your computers Memory (even if its new or old) and will ultimately cause your browser to either Freeze or Stall(Not Respond).

Also Note: When you see that Bombing Folder message you do not want to see it for any longer then a milisecond. Any second longer than that and your time will be all out of wack.

The member who helped me with this blog had help from a few members who successfuly acquired the Inferno Achievement over a two week period and finally got the guts to try again while he was at work (bored I guess) of all places and guess what? He finally achieved what he sought out for on his first try...

How It Can Be Achieved

First thing you want to do is Prepare for the inferno...

Next, Clean your browsers cookies and cache by following my (How To) Clean_Cookies & Cache blog,

Next, switch your Homepage to the fSB layout,

Next, go back into your settings and click on IGNORE PROFILE SKINS! (skins will make you lag),

While in your settings also turn off the shoutbox, the header and profile sounds. (Turning everything off reduces the risk of the browser lagging and unwanted attention). Best thing you can do is tell all your stalkers to simmer down for an hour).

Next, go into your Blings Page (By Clicking The Link). You will see your shiny Cherry Bomb waiting to to be activated!

DO NOT ACTIVATE IT YET!!!

Before you activate it you will need to open a New Tab and go to the Top Members Page. This way. You can keep track of how many you have bombed and who you have bombed.

At this point. You should only have 2 Tabs open on your browser.

But what if I have more then 2? Well.. Close all the other tabs till there is the two mentioned above!!

Depending on what browser you chose you will now need to right click on #1 (on the Top Members page). Which is usually MissBehayvnand Click on Open In New Tab

Now you should have 3 tabs open and your saying Now Everything Is Set!!

Answer: Not yet, You will still need two more tools.

First pull out a Stop Watch!!! (either a watch or cellphone will suffice).

Optional Note: Load an hour of your favorite music and get ready. :)

Ready, Set.....

These next steps are crucial

First thing you'll wanna do is make sure you have your Stopwatch ready and in one hand.

Next, Make sure you're in your first folder to bomb.

Please Note: In order to keep good time. You will have to time this perfectly. If you don't. No big deal. Just be hyper quick!!

Now you can Activate your CherryBomb, but once you do go to your next tab SUPER FAST!!

Hit the Refresh button (or hit F5 on your keyboard). So you'll get the Bomb Folder option.

When you click on Bomb Folder... Make sure you click Start on your Stopwatch at the same time.

This will be your first folder Bombed.

Make sure you do all these steps fast! Because this is whats going to set the pace for the next hour.

Since you just Bombed your first folder you are now on your way to Kick The Inferno Achievement In Its Face.

Close MissBehayvn's tab and you should now be back at the tab that has the Top OverAll Members.

Right click on #2 and click Open In New Tab (Just like you did for the first folder), right click on #3 and click Open In New Tab finally right click on #4 and click Open In New Tab. After this DO NOT OPEN ANYMORE TABS (until ready)!!!!!

On your first tab (#2 Top Member) go into the photo albums right away. Keep a keen eye on your timer in your other hand. When that timer hits 30 Seconds.. Click Bomb Folder!!

Close that tab and move on to the next tab(#3 Top Member). Make sure to always watch your timer.. When it hits 1 Minute, Click Bomb Folder!!

Close that tab and move on to the next tab(#4 Top Member). When your timer hits 1 Minute 30 Seconds, Click Bomb Folder!!

At this point you should see a pattern emerge. Make sure to keep this pace and you'll be golden. But there is always a risk of getting Off Tempo and you will mess up at least twice during the process.

This happens to be No Big Deal.

All you need to do to get back on track is to follow your Stopwatch (ex. If you accidently click Bomb Folder at say 1 Minute 4 Seconds, don't fret just wait till your Stopwatch says 1 Minute 34 Seconds and follow this pace all the way through).

At any point and time Do Not Reset Your Timer. Just watch it carefully when you click Bomb Folder. If you accidently clicked Bomb Folder when your timer said 1 Minute 7 Seconds. Well the next time you should click on Bomb Folder, your timer should read 1 Minute 37 Seconds. The bombing process is always 30 Seconds from whatever your timer says when you clicked on the last Bomb Folder link.

Dually Note: IF YOU DO THIS CORRECTLY. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO HIT REFRESH ON A BOMB FOLDER.

This might seem hard or confusing the first go around, but once you figure it out you'll see it's pretty simple

As mentioned the most important tool will be your Stopwatch or Time Intervals(for those that can remember time).

Without these you will not get the achievement and only get more and more frustrated

I hope this has helped give some insight to those who are struggling with attaining the achievement.

Happy Inferno Owning!! :)

By The Way

Some people have been saying that the math doesn't add up and its totally impossible to achieve.
To be honest this task is not impossible or hard. I will list the math below for those that need it it.

The bomb runs in 30 second intervals, so thats 2 for every 1 minute,

The bomb last for 1 hour, thats equivalent to 60 minutes,

So the simple math to this is 2 times 60 equals 120 Albums Bombed

All that is needed is 116 Albums