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LIFE AND SEX
created @ 02/11/2008 06:33 am
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The couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform

the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.



After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his

word, he made contact, "Connie....Connie."

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's

off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then

have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another > romp around the golf course,

then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.



After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."



"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"



"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
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