I am 34 years old and a mother to 2 beautiful children. It has once again come upon my favorite time of the year. When you get a little chill in the air and the lights are all bright, the ice is starting to form that is right everyone you have guessed it HOCKEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I am not what you call a "sane" person but I am always the same person ME...ha ha I like that I just made it up...lol... Sometimes I just think funny thoughts and laugh out loud you should try it sometime. Watch the looks you get when you do it when you are out to eat ALONE...lol..and if you can't laugh at your own thought here are a few of mine to get you started......

- Only in AMERICA do we have drive up ATMs written in Braile!!!

- Whoever said nothing was impossible never troed slamming a revolving door.

- It doesn't matter what the temp. of the room is it is ALWAYS room temp.

- Money doesn't buy happiness but it makes misery much easier to deal with.

- If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress (congress?)

- Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be witout sponges.

-If at first you do succeed try not to look amazied

- It is my sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.

- I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

- If Olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

- What is another word for Thesaurus?

- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the spacial olympics?

- Do Coffins have lifetime warrrenties?

- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

- Isn't it scarey that Doctors call what they do practice?

- If Wal Mart is lowering their prices everyday how come nothing is free yet?

- If a 2 pencil is so popular why do they still call it 2?

- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we
are already there?

- Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system

- God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends

- IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be

- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?