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46 Year Old · Female · Invited by: delete this pro... · Joined on January 14, 2007 · Born on January 15th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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46 Year Old · Female · Invited by: delete this pro... · Joined on January 14, 2007 · Born on January 15th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Well, first of all, I'm married and have the hottest hubby and cutest daughter ever. I am also the smartest dumb person I know.....no, seriously. LOL I am most certainly not stupid but prone to doing the dumbest things sometimes, mostly resulting in a good laugh for others and little dose of embarrassment for moi! Or as hubby puts it..."You're like working with a monkey......a smart monkey, but still a monkey."....... yes, he's an ass. LMAO
Other than my great comedic value I am also interested in any discussion of a "spiritual" nature. I am VERY open minded when it comes to others beliefs and my own, I really just enjoy the conversations. It is also a great way for people to share and grow in their own beliefs.
I work most of the time and get online when I can. I work in a group home for clients with MR. I love what I do and plan on opening my own home in the near future, waiting for the red tape to clear.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah....I hate this shit, if you want to know me, talk to me. Oh, and if you want to stroke your pathetic little wang...do it somewhere else...no porn here f*ck head!
For those of you who took the time to actually read this section :) Thank you.. please drop a line :)



46 Year Old · Female · Invited by: delete this pro... · Joined on January 14, 2007 · Born on January 15th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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  • LOLA VALENTINA ...HOLY HELL
    Good Afternoon

    1 year ago · Reply
  • EnlightenedOsoteHOLY HELL
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    16 years ago · Reply
  • EnlightenedOsoteHOLY HELL
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    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ HOLY HELL
    If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!!

    16 years ago · Reply
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  • ZombieGirlHOLY HELL
    WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD ANDWIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING"WOO-HOO!" IS TRULYTHE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICKSOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOWLOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WEWERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WELOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERYTIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE"OH MY GOD! I LOVE THISSONG!"7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEKSITTING NEXT TO US.8. WE'VE SUDDEN LY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLYGOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED USBY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WECAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELSSTRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHENWE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'STHEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKINGSTRAIGHT.SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKETO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOUPROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!You've been hit by the|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |||...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 ALCOHOLICS, IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REAL ALCHOHOLIC

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ HOLY HELL
    miss ya bitch

    16 years ago · Reply
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