(Unchained Melody's remake of Paul Simon's,
"50 Ways to leave your lover")
I WROTE THIS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ADDICTED TO FUBAR…
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me..The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued, But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude. There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR...Fifty ways to leave FUBAR
Slip off the net, Jet
Fry your RAM, Sam
You don't need to be on, Ron
Just get yourself free
Delete your profile, Kyle
You don't need to type much
Just hit the off key, Lee
And get yourself free
Slip off the net, Jet
Fry your RAM, Sam
You don't need to be on, Ron
Just listen to me
Delete your profile, Kyle
You don't need to type much
Just hit the off key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again...I said I appreciate that and would you please explain..About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight..And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light..And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right...There must be fifty ways to leave FUBAR
Fifty ways to leave FUBAR
You just slip off the net, JET
Fry your RAM, Sam
You don't need to be on, Ron
Just get yourself free
Delete your profile, Kyle
You don't need to type much
Just hit the off key, Lee
And get yourself free
Slip off the net, Jet
Fry your RAM, Sam
You don't need to be on, Ron
Just listen to me
Delete your profile, Kyle
You don't need to type much
Just hit the off key, Lee
And get yourself free